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(BBC) Silly You find an old portrait of your grandad. Do you a) have it recreated in a photo-mosaic the size of three tennis courts b) have it tattooed on your brother's back c) both of the above (Hint: this is Fark)   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 68
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saintwrathchild 2008-08-23 08:14:48 PM  
Subby, you forgot to shout that last part.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:16:21 PM  
d) Fap

 
kajtkathwera 2008-08-23 08:16:45 PM  
Why am I always suprised at how much free time some people have? Don't they have jobs or some hobby or someone to nail?

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:17:02 PM  
???

 
embra1 2008-08-23 08:17:46 PM  
I can never figure out those photo mosaics. My eyes always go crossed.

....wait, maybe that's the point.

 
Dwedit 2008-08-23 08:18:02 PM  
www.maxrev.de

 
00ghost27 2008-08-23 08:18:46 PM  
I can think of better pictures to do that with. Any one with more then one person for example.

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 08:19:36 PM  
Here's hoping for a well timed breeze. You can't even see it unless you're three flights up. What a waste of time, money, materials and other stuff that was prolly involved.

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:23:02 PM  
Dwedit

You are one sick puppy .....I want to be just like you when I grow up....

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 08:26:33 PM  
Those picture tats scare me. Am I alone in this?

/girl with 5 tats

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-08-23 08:26:35 PM  
He should have gotten Julian Beever to help...

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:27:45 PM  
Okay so now we've seen the big-ass photo of the pictures looking like someone I don't know...now what? Glue them to something big? Unimpressed.

 
HoboCamp_78 2008-08-23 08:28:39 PM  
Dwedit

Oh, that's just grotesque. You'd think that by now the poor girl would've come back from the great beyond and biatch-slapped the tattoo artist for giving her W.C. Fields' nose.

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-08-23 08:30:02 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Those picture tats scare me. Am I alone in this?

/girl with 5 tats


I am with you on that one.

Looks like the dude punched is wife in the nose after she became a zombie.

 
mccallcl 2008-08-23 08:30:53 PM  
People used to wear some pretty gay shorts back in the day.

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:32:21 PM  
mccallcl: People used to wear some pretty gay shorts back in the day.

Wait ....what??

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:33:08 PM  
img155.imageshack.us

This would be close to my mental image of that tattoo.

 
skinink 2008-08-23 08:34:04 PM  
tatoos-tattos.com

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 08:36:18 PM  
Can we turn the subject matter from dull art to creepy tattoos?

www.capohedz.com

 
Hal Jalykakik [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:39:20 PM  
www.indobiker.nl
/ not impressed

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:39:33 PM  
Anyone have some eye bleach to spare??

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 08:40:53 PM  
Eww!! skinink, tombone & bennetton: Is this how my BFF feels when I send her links to pictures of "little people" and their "little hands"?

Nightmares. I will haz tehm.

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:40:55 PM  
Just asking ....

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 08:42:27 PM  
Hal Jalykakik: I like to think that is Mr. Steveo's own back.

 
Begoggle 2008-08-23 08:43:33 PM  
www.guinevere.ca

 
mccallcl 2008-08-23 08:43:38 PM  
yer_old_ friend_Gasher: Wait ....what??

Look at those little hotpants on Grandpa in the picture

 
JessieBoBessy 2008-08-23 08:45:55 PM  
i12.photobucket.com

 
mccallcl 2008-08-23 08:47:30 PM  
Bennetton: I like to think that is Mr. Steveo's own back.

It is

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 08:47:44 PM  
mccallcl: yer_old_ friend_Gasher: Wait ....what??

Look at those little hotpants on Grandpa in the picture


I did ... OWWW my eyes ...owww... heheh

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:49:29 PM  
i398.photobucket.com

i398.photobucket.com

/obligatory tattoo

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 08:53:56 PM  
Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

Either way - I love him. He brings me smiles on even the worst of days.

 
Mad Scientist 2008-08-23 08:57:13 PM  
paROLE TIDE!!
pmdbuilders.net

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:58:32 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

Either way - I love him. He brings me smiles on even the worst of days.


It is sad but I actually think he totally thought it all through.

 
MattyBlast [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-23 08:58:54 PM  
I came here for pics of stupid tattoos and have not been disappointed.

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 09:01:03 PM  
cksewell: Huh uh. That would imply that he MEANT to do it.

Silly cksewell.

 
randomstranger 2008-08-23 09:03:48 PM  
Bennetton: Hal Jalykakik: I like to think that is Mr. Steveo's own back.

That is Steve-o's back.

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 09:04:38 PM  
mccallcl: It is

I'm at a loss for words.

Bacchus-ette: Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

Someone please tell me his name isn't Mr. Cool Ice.

/hopes it really is

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 09:05:52 PM  
MattyBlast: I came here for pics of stupid tattoos and have not been disappointed.

Bacchus-ette: Has 5 ... never seen any of them, but you may be more of a man than me ....good luck with that....."heh"

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-08-23 09:05:56 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

His 3 brain cells weren't talking to each other that day.

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 09:12:57 PM  
Bennetton - I'm guessing that a guy who would do THAT to himself would also legally change his name to Mr. Cool Ice. I mean what's he gonna do..introduce himself as Bob?

Yer old friend..: Confusion reigns over your reply. But then, I have tasted alot of wine today so...

 
sseye 2008-08-23 09:14:42 PM  
Can't find a pic of what I came here to post.

It's Harpo Marx, in A Day At The Races, I think.

Groucho says "Who are you": Harpo pulls up his sleeve and shows a tattoo himself.

Groucho says "Where do you come from": Harpo shows a cartoon house on his belly.

Groucho says: "Who is your grandfather": Harpo starts to drop his pants, Groucho says "Never mind".

Still classic.

/oh lydia oh lydia say have you met lydia

 
mccallcl 2008-08-23 09:15:59 PM  
Bennetton: I'm at a loss for words.

Both Steve-O's backpiece and Mr. Cool ICE's tatts are the ultimate postmodern expression. Think of it: in ICE's case, you've got the logical extension of corporate branding applied to an individual. The Helvetica typeface for readability, repetition, symmetry. Perfectly planned and executed. It's some of the best black-work I've ever seen.

Un Steve's case, it's more "this would be hilarious", but both of their tattoos are very postmodern. I'd love to see an art student write up a thesis around either of them.

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 09:18:58 PM  
Bacchus-ette - It could be some kind of...topless alter-ego...no you're right it was stupid of me to even suggest this man might not have 100% shiat for brains.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:19:39 PM  
How would you like to sit across the dinner table from this dude? The ultimate, "What-the-hell-were-you-thinking?" tattoo.

i398.photobucket.com

 
Solarnexus 2008-08-23 09:21:09 PM  
cksewell: Bacchus-ette: Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

Either way - I love him. He brings me smiles on even the worst of days.


cksewell: It is sad but I actually think he totally thought it all through.

unfortunately, your absolutely right

part of the reason for his name is cause he respects vanilla ice, if that doesnt scream failure, what does?

 
yer_old_ friend_Gasher 2008-08-23 09:22:13 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Bennetton - I'm guessing that a guy who would do THAT to himself would also legally change his name to Mr. Cool Ice. I mean what's he gonna do..introduce himself as Bob?

Yer old friend..: Confusion reigns over your reply. But then, I have tasted alot of wine today so...


I will be the first to admit to my confusion. No bounce, no play....

 
Bennetton 2008-08-23 09:22:54 PM  
mccallcl: in ICE's case, you've got the logical extension of corporate branding applied to an individual. It's some of the best black-work I've ever seen.

I beg to differ:

www.capohedz.com

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-23 09:25:12 PM  
he respects vanilla ice,

A-hhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! !!!!!1 STOP! I can't breathe!1 A-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! Seriously - it hurts!!!!!1

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:30:03 PM  
Solarnexus: cksewell: Bacchus-ette: Do you think Mr. Cool Ice lost a bet? Does he have a traumatic brain injury? Just what IS the explanation for his multitude of failure?

Either way - I love him. He brings me smiles on even the worst of days.

cksewell: It is sad but I actually think he totally thought it all through.

unfortunately, your absolutely right

part of the reason for his name is cause he respects vanilla ice, if that doesnt scream failure, what does?


Jim Carrey was the best Vanilla Ice..."Ice, Ice Baby"

 
mccallcl 2008-08-23 09:33:02 PM  
Bennetton: I beg to differ:

That's not what I meant, I mean he's repping his own pseudo-brand. Think "Mike Jones".

 
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