See, what this woman should have done was used a code. Like, instead of saying she wanted dollars, she should have said she wanted roses. She could have been all like, "yeah, I'll come over and have sex with you, but you'll have to give me 250 roses." And her real customers would have the decoder ring that has all her secret terms on it, and they could line it up so that the word "roses" came up and they could see that it really meant "dollars," which, really, isn't all that surprising anymore because all her code words seem to mean dollars. I mean, "rings" means dollars, and "diamonds" means dollars, and "kisses" means dollars, and you know, this really isn't that much of a code, come to think of it. But the police, see, they wouldn't have that code ring. The police would have been all like, "Wow, this is a high maintenance woman. Where the hell are we going to find 250 roses? Forget that noise." And everything would have been fine.

I wouldn't call them "erotic", really. More like "desultory, repetitive friction activities with high risk of bacterioviral compromise".

So reading the ads is then the equivalent of patronizing someone selling erotic services?

Kinda like how I talk about "books' and "the library" when it's time to score teh weedz?

And this is a problem how again?

It's like walking the streets but with a digital record they can use in court. Good times.

I shocked this didn't happen sooner. Oh wait...I'm not.

Cure for boredom: Looking at the pictures of people advertising erotic services on craigslist.

Hint- they're never attractive, and usually hilarious. It's like a game, how many fat hairy guys with their wieners out can you find?

http://www.bnd.com/breaking_news/story/443780.html

Here, this site has her picture...pretty homely lookin

"It could be someone with handcuffs and a gun waiting for you on both ends."

All right!

It's not really sex for money, though. It's usually sex for roses, pearls, or lollipops.

KOOLmike: It's not really sex for money, though. It's usually sex for roses, pearls, or lollipops.

You're partly right. They really want one really big sucker.

In other news, Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.

Ha. Ha. Hee, hooboy. Heh! Ho, ho, ho. Heehee. ROFLcopter.

Here is a picture of Lynn Collins from Caseyville, Illinois 28yrs old



Her myspace says she's married with kids. Looks just like the picture from the other article i posted, though i'm not completely sure it's the same girl...pretty sure though

You can see from my pic my body type.

Right up there with using fake fifteen year olds to entrap perverts. In both cases, you only get the dumb ones.

Here's an even better one



Milfy indeed

So maybe these so-called cops could do something better with their time than reading the erotic ads on craigslist. These pricks get paid for this shiat?

one of the reasons we wanted this to get out was you don't know who you are talking to on the Internet," Johnson said. "It could be someone with handcuffs and a gun waiting for you on both ends."

Kinky. Mreow.

"Casual encounters" is the poor man's "erotic services".

/Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

There are alot of comedy nuggets on craigslist...like when yer old lady sees you going through the personals and freaks out...

/Gold.

We're going to have to expect things like this as the US transitions into being the first true erotic service based economy the world has ever seen.

Heh. This is near St. Louis. They probably heard about her on "105.7 The Point", a local new rock type radio station. Every friday I think it is they do a segment called "how much for that craigslist whore" where one of the Djs reads the ad and the other tries to guess how much she charges.

Cyborg77: "Casual encounters" is the poor man's "erotic services".

/Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

Just curious, how easy/difficult was it to find your job on CL? Lately Monster.com seems to be a cesspool of low paying jobs, or headhunters/temp agencies. I think CL might be my next job search area.

FTA: "There was one undercover officer in the room and several others there for security reasons," Johnson said.

Yeah... security reasons.

/sloppy securities

From TFA: St. Clair County detectives received a tip Wednesday, according to Captain Steve Johnson

Wasn't he the pizza guy in those old Ron Jeremy porn flicks?

The sex part is free. You're paying her to leave after the sex part.

Pocket Ninja: See, what this woman should have done was used a code. Like, instead of saying she wanted dollars, she should have said she wanted roses. She could have been all like, "yeah, I'll come over and have sex with you, but you'll have to give me 250 roses." And her real customers would have the decoder ring that has all her secret terms on it, and they could line it up so that the word "roses" came up and they could see that it really meant "dollars," which, really, isn't all that surprising anymore because all her code words seem to mean dollars. I mean, "rings" means dollars, and "diamonds" means dollars, and "kisses" means dollars, and you know, this really isn't that much of a code, come to think of it. But the police, see, they wouldn't have that code ring. The police would have been all like, "Wow, this is a high maintenance woman. Where the hell are we going to find 250 roses? Forget that noise." And everything would have been fine.

WOW...you're like Mr. Monk or something. Too bad about the wife. :)

Here is her husband





link is so hot it is burning my emotions

See here's what I think they should do. Offer sex education classes. Those are legal aren't they? Then the student has the option to buy course materials, do experiments in the lab (careful with that bunsen burner though), gain experience with using the latest tools and techniques, etc.

Everybody wins!

She's hittable but not $250 hittable

Woo hoo! my hometown region makes Fark yet again!

/St. Louis by way of Belleville

skinink: Cyborg77: "Casual encounters" is the poor man's "erotic services".

/Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

Just curious, how easy/difficult was it to find your job on CL? Lately Monster.com seems to be a cesspool of low paying jobs, or headhunters/temp agencies. I think CL might be my next job search area.

Well its different than using Monster or CareerBuilder. I prefer it. If you know what you are looking for the ability to search for keywords and geographic area makes it pretty easy to get several relevant postings easily. The companies that advertise on Craigslist do range in quality, but there are plenty of decent ones. It tends to be more effective than just posting your resume online since these companies are actively soliciting resumes and you will be emailing it directly to them.

My dead hooker removal services got flagged so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Cyborg77: Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

There are normal, sane, bored housewives on Craigslist. They are hard to find, but very worth it.

Or so I hear.

Pocket Ninja: See, what this woman should have done was used a code. Like, instead of saying she wanted dollars, she should have said she wanted roses. She could have been all like, "yeah, I'll come over and have sex with you, but you'll have to give me 250 roses." And her real customers would have the decoder ring that has all her secret terms on it, and they could line it up so that the word "roses" came up and they could see that it really meant "dollars," which, really, isn't all that surprising anymore because all her code words seem to mean dollars. I mean, "rings" means dollars, and "diamonds" means dollars, and "kisses" means dollars, and you know, this really isn't that much of a code, come to think of it. But the police, see, they wouldn't have that code ring. The police would have been all like, "Wow, this is a high maintenance woman. Where the hell are we going to find 250 roses? Forget that noise." And everything would have been fine.



Mad respect, son.

I'm mostly concerned with this growth that's grown wholly on my bung hole after that whore split town. F*ck roses.

Caulfield: Cyborg77: Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

There are normal, sane, bored housewives on Craigslist. They are hard to find, but very worth it.

Or so I hear.

Cough up some stories, then.

Farkin cops. I have to say it again: if they had to persue REAL criminals, the rapists, murderers, drug pushers etc. they'd farkin shiat their farkin britches. Plus, no money in it.

Prostitutes advertise on Craigslist? This is the very first I've heard about this. I have to say I'm rather shocked by this revelation. How long has this been going on? Why are the police only now discovering this?

I bought some furniture on craigslist. It did not give me a blowjob. I feel cheated.

Caulfield: Cyborg77: Found my job and apartment on Craigslist. Why not my ho?

There are normal, sane, bored housewives on Craigslist. They are hard to find, but very worth it.

Or so I hear.

I got a BJ from one of them in the parking lot outside of my old work. didnt cost me a single rose.

Why the hell should anybody care if someone wants to sell or buy some sex??

nastro: I bought some furniture on craigslist. It did not give me a blowjob. I feel cheated.

That's because you ordered the furniture first.

skinink: Just curious, how easy/difficult was it to find your job on CL? Lately Monster.com seems to be a cesspool of low paying jobs, or headhunters/temp agencies. I think CL might be my next job search area.

From my own personal experience lately (and I've been looking EVERYWHERE for a job that will pay the mortgage and bills - well, except for posting myself on Craigslist for erotic services, LOL) -- most of the jobs I've applied to on Craigslist are marketing scams. Once you apply you receive an email asking you to click a link and apply -- and then it tries to collect either your cell phone info (?!?!?) or your social security info. It's pissing me off so badly that I cringe every time I hit craigslist to job hunt, because I get one 'maybe a real job' and five 'it actually sounded like an actual job, but ha-ha, they got me!' scams.

Still not sure why someone is collecting info on who your cell carrier is -- it's either so they can text you with advertisements, or so they can solicit you to a different service, I guess.

Some of them are obvious fakes -- little job description, no contact info, etc., but some are very convincing, with salary info and detailed duties, etc. I've been taken in several times, enough so that I'm cynical about every one I see now. However, I'm desperate enough for a job that I keep looking anyhow. :(

Good luck to you!

Bucky Katt: Prostitutes advertise on Craigslist? This is the very first I've heard about this. I have to say I'm rather shocked by this revelation. How long has this been going on? Why are the police only now discovering this?

they're bogarting your hoes, GETTEM

back OT:

would people please grow the fark up and stop imposing they're own moral compass on the rest of the world. If someone wants to make an honest living by accepting payment for services rendered (read: farking for cash), why should anyone have any say about it? In ye olden times it made sense, diseases n' all, but in this day and age, what with this new thing called civilization and all (not to mention prevention. ie: condoms), I would have thought people could just get along without sticking their noses in.

/ not fond of the anti-drug laws either
// dont touch the stuff though
/// teh sex or teh weed

That's the damned thing... casual encounters worked fine back when I was single, but the chicks weren't good for anything more than a one-night stand (if even that), but hey, that's all we expected. I steered clear of the erotic services because man, you gotta expect every damn one of those is a bunch of cops running a sting. If anything, I'm more surprised that they actually found a craigswhore that was REAL and not either cops or a porn-web-link.

The police had nothing better to do than to set up an elaborate sting to catch this one "erotic services provider"? Do they not have any real crime in that town?

I blame the bible thumping puritans for this.

'Craigster here.. you will find me in the bathroom of the Atlanta airport'

Klippoklondike: Milfy indeed