I've always been a sucker for stories like this. I find articles along these lines absolutely fascinating.

Did they find a fridge that had been exposed to a nuclear blast?

blood sacrifices, the good old days


/patiently waiting Dec 21 2012

as a Mayan (pipil) descendant, I am getting a kick out of these replies....

Xibalba...

The Mayan calender does not predict the end of the world and you are an idiot if you think it does.

orale

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ultraholland: The Mayan calender does not predict the end of the world and you are an idiot if you think it does.

Oh, stop ruining our fun. We only have 4.3 years of it left.

tomato sauce

ultraholland: The Mayan calender does not predict the end of the world and you are an idiot if you think it does.

It does predict the end of the mayan calendar, which means a new cycle.

Now, the end of the world? Not likely. The end of the Western Civilization? With all the shennanigans going on right now, I honestly don't know.

/Those caves might make a really good shelter, though
//If you can get to them.

Oh, and, Dibs on the caves as a frickin' shelter!.

ultraholland: The Mayan calender does not predict the end of the world and you are an idiot if you think it does.

So I'm an idiot?! Well, I bet you $50 that the Mayans were right!

Y2K/Jebus Rapture/Asteroidz/2012 wackjob posts in 5..4..3...2...

Edgar Cayce predickted this.

I'm translating a book from Spanish into English for a friend of mine from Mexico. I just showed him this & he freaked. The underground thing kind of ties into what he was writing about.
Bestseller here we come!

FTFA:
According to Maya myth, the souls of the dead had to follow a dog with night vision on a horrific and watery path and endure myriad challenges before they could rest in the afterlife.
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ranold: Y2K/Jebus Rapture/Asteroidz/2012 wackjob posts in 5..4..3...2...

2 seconds too late..no prize for you

12/21/2012 is the date of the Mayan Zombie uprising. You'll see.

sorhed: So I'm an idiot?! Well, I bet you $50 that the Mayans were right!

I'll take it! If you do in fact win, I don't think I'll have an opportunity to pay you.


CygnusDarius

Sure, it's the end of the calender. I guarantee we'll see much more talk about the world's end as that date approaches. Find a way to profit off of people's fears concerning this.

strothgar:

That was heartless.

That's just about enough time for archaeologists there to dig up something strange and say the equivalent of 'Gee I wonder what this button does...'.

cksewell: 12/21/2012 is the date of the Mayan Zombie uprising. You'll see.

Mayans didn't have these:

Turn!

My comments must not be post worthy today. Oh well, maybe they will show up in a few.

cksewell: 12/21/2012 is the date of the Mayan Zombie uprising. You'll see.

The scariest type of zombie too, the Olmec Big Head Africa zombies.

Four years and four months to check out an ancient phenomenon? I guess that means McCain wins

ultraholland: sorhed: So I'm an idiot?! Well, I bet you $50 that the Mayans were right!

I'll take it! If you do in fact win, I don't think I'll have an opportunity to pay you.



That's what I was thinking. Even if you think they're right, you would want to bet they were wrong.

atlanta_ufo: cksewell: 12/21/2012 is the date of the Mayan Zombie uprising. You'll see.

The scariest type of zombie too, the Olmec Big Head Africa zombies.

I'd be more afraid of Aztec warrior zombies carrying this:

Now to find some hottie midget virgins

CygnusDarius: atlanta_ufo: cksewell: 12/21/2012 is the date of the Mayan Zombie uprising. You'll see.

The scariest type of zombie too, the Olmec Big Head Africa zombies.

I'd be more afraid of Aztec warrior zombies carrying this:

They had some of the most wicked looking weapons to club someone with. Change riot police batons to these and people would be to afraid to riot.

Those bastards better not be right, or their asses are Mayan!

strothgar: Now to find some hottie midget virgins

How can we get them to end the world if they can't even fit inside the building? The temple has to be at least...3 times bigger!

atlanta_ufo: They had some of the most wicked looking weapons to club someone with. Change riot police batons to these and people would be to afraid to riot.

The weird thing is, Aztecs needed to stun people instead of killing them in battle, so they could sacrifice them.

Well, if it ends up being the end of the world, I guess I might run this campaign setting before I kick the bucket:

Also a fan of countdowns.

Don't worry about the calendar thing, the change over is much like when our calendar went from 1999 to 2000. It wasn't the end of the world at all, the New Agers are just Mayaning it for all the money they can make off of the easily mislead.

ranold: Y2K/Jebus Rapture/Asteroidz/2012 wackjob posts in 5..4..3...2...

Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common. Children no longer obey their parents. What is becoming of our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying.


Laugh, ye profane, and swell and burst
With bold impiety;
Yet shall ye live for ever curs'd
and seek in vain to die.

The gasp of your expiring breath
Cosigns your soul to chains
By the last agonies of death
Sent down to fiercer pains.



REPENT BEFORE THE END OF TRIBULATIONS


I may not be crazy, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

CygnusDarius: atlanta_ufo: They had some of the most wicked looking weapons to club someone with. Change riot police batons to these and people would be to afraid to riot.

The weird thing is, Aztecs needed to stun people instead of killing them in battle, so they could sacrifice them.

Well, if it ends up being the end of the world, I guess I might run this campaign setting before I kick the bucket:

Maztica????
farkin' americans (and their copyright laws)
its Mexica (meh-shi-ka)
shakira? ummm boobies.

mandingueiro: as a Mayan (pipil) descendant, I am getting a kick out of these replies....
....

Holy shiat, another Salvadoran Farker!

/Usulutan

Apparently these archaeologists have not been heard from for a while. Their last communication mentioned something about a strange plant and some rather belligerent locals.

ninjakirby:
REPENT BEFORE THE END OF TRIBULATIONS

Yep. I'm definitely the scientist hopping off the last step. Everyone deals with death in their own way. I'm fine in becoming worm food. And I don't believe in a soul.

So, where does it end? The LA Sewers?

Mayans, Aztecs, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Taoists, Animists, Agnostics, Atheists, etc., etc., etc.

What were we talking about?

Oh wait...there's a disturbance in the Fourth River in Pittsburgh!

Whoops!

Sorry, someone dropped a melon at a local farmer's market.

orat-on-a-stick: So, where does it end? The LA Sewers?

No, no, no. The Underworld is supposed to be a place to rest.

It ends in Ibiza.

orat-on-a-stick: So, where does it end? The LA Sewers?

About a hundred yards inside the U.S. border.

People have been predicting the end of the world (and criticizing the excess/corruption/damnkids/take your pick) since the world began. I will believe it when I see it.

Weaver95: I've always been a sucker for stories like this. I find articles along these lines absolutely fascinating.

This!

Come on, man, let's sneak down there and find out what's what before the government hides it all.

FunkOut: Did they find a fridge that had been exposed to a nuclear blast?

No but they did find a pack of wild monkeys that suddenly would align with you to fight evil.

/facepalm