national to which country?

*removes pants*

PARTY!!!!

Isn't that what Vegas is?

I can get anywhere for free. I'm game.

eqtworld: where?

does it really matter?

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I'd do it.

TF yes.

Liters? Not so much.

/Yes I'm an elitist. But the right *kind* of elitist.

RabidDog: national to which country?

I was gonna get whiny about this too.

Then I realized I'm not goin' anyway...

Bob Dolemite: does it really matter?

it would to me, but then, I have ... issues. =P

It'd have to be in or around New England, because I can't afford plane tickets.

If I can drive there in less than two hours I will go. If it involves an overnight stay I will not go.

That would depend on where, since I'm unemployed.

As long as I can get balls deep in a TFette, sure.

Only if it's in Rio.

If its in Kentucky, I'll drag my GF along and go.

TehDotCommunist: As long as I can get balls deep in a TFette, sure.

She will have had to pick you before you ever show up.

Depending on where. If I could get there... probably.

Nah.

If it was within walking distance and I had nothing better to do I'd show up.

hipcheckgrl: Only if it's in Rio.

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Put it in Vegas.

eqtworld: but Vegas is probably the best all around choice.

It is where all the less reputable folk gathered in The Stand. It only makes sense.

nah

eqtworld: No location will make everyone happy, but Vegas is probably the best all around choice.

I would go if it were in Vegas. That is a four hour drive and I have a place to stay there so this is acceptable.

eqtworld: No location will make everyone happy, but Vegas is probably the best all around choice.

Why because of the hookers and blow?

eqtworld:

/not even if it were close?

Maybe. But I doubt one would be close to here and I can't afford to travel.

I'm not sure. McFif said he'd be waiting for me.

i'll go if bob goes

frankly, I think if it's anywhere, it should be in Drew's home town.

if it's a long enough distance that i need to fly, i probably wouldn't go.

okay, fine. Vegas works. I can drive there quicker than Rio anyway.

mrapier: i'll go if bob goes

*shakes fist*

dammit rapier!

Expenses paid? Certainly.

Vegas is the one place I wouldn't go, actually. Oh well.

Bob Dolemite: frankly, I think if it's anywhere, it should be in Drew's home town.

I could get behind that.

MissFeasance: That would depend on where, since I'm unemployed.

TehDotCommunist: As long as I can get balls deep in a TFette, sure.

Maybe you two can work something out.

Will Jeff be there? What if he's not as pretty as I've always imagined?

And what about those of us in Yurp???

I doubt it. There was one up the street from my apartment in L.A. a few years ago and I didn't go. I went out with friends instead.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: And what about those of us in Yurp???

Global FARK party in Iceland!

I'll tell you I will be there. I will make plans with you, make comments in all the TF threads about how excited I am, maybe even go as far as taking a few vacation days from work. And then about three days before the party, I'll remember I have a debilitating fear of meeting new people, I hate large parties and I don't socialize, so I'll make up some lame excuse for not being able to get there. So...not me.

Bob Dolemite: frankly, I think if it's anywhere, it should be in Drew's home town.

Were it anywhere in KY, I would have to pass. Psycho ex, I actually drive around the whole damn state.

I could do Vegas, Atlanta, Chicago, Memphis, potentially Orlando...

Bob_Laublaw: Global FARK party in Iceland!

I'd go.

I'm poor.

As it is I've got scrape some money together for drinks and a room for the Cleveland Fark Party.

I'd have to sell a few thing, maybe a limb or two, to afford it, but I'd be game :)

eqtworld: I bet everyone would put in $1 :P

i would. i'd do vegas or ny.

Kentucky would be the place to go.

Theres plenty to do in Northern Kentucky for everyone.

..wonder if its possible to rent out and get drunk at the Aquarium.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: And what about those of us in Yurp???

We still haven't had clarification as to where "national" is. I suggest Belgium, since that's where international events (read: wars) are usually held.

I'd go to one in Hillsborough, N.C.
:P

eqtworld: Vegas has pretty much the cheapest general airfares of any destination, that and it's just a big party city

Vegas sounds fun. If we did we could probably get a good group rate.

Occam's Chainsaw: Were it anywhere in KY, I would have to pass. Psycho ex, I actually drive around the whole damn state.

I could do Vegas, Atlanta, Chicago, Memphis, potentially Orlando...

hahahaha. because the ex knows when youre in the state, eh?