So they dumped the body at the dump?

If people cut up the plastic rings around coke cans before they threw them away, this could have been prevented!

+1 for the men at work reference.

lionfish: for the men at work reference.

You mean "Better Off Dead" with John Cusack.

/ wife loves that movie
// and that line
/// and she still hates Fark

lionfish: +1 for the men at work reference.

Lane Meyer begs to differ:


Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

SmackLT: Lane Meyer begs to differ:

Glad you found that; I was in hot pursuit.

/best movie evar.

how about that? Looks like men at work copied it. cept louis says "white boy" instead.

to make up for my mistake, I present a screen cap of the best movie car ever.

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!

I love this movie so much

White trash?

/I got nothin'...

You can bet they're gonna be wantin' at least two dollars.

mequickwantslow: I love this movie so much

This. Totally this.

A truly unbelievable sports spectacular

FTFA "Come clean and then sort yourselves out" Landfill. Ironic?

Did he put his testicles .... I mean how do you say tentacles all over someone?

Lane Meyer. Once a race.car.driver, now.a.skier. Truly.a.sight.to.behold.

Well, white boy's testicles are great to treat apendicitis, and my grandfather used to eat one white boy's eye a day to help him with his urinal problems.

Gee Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up.

I came in to mention that the quote is from two different movies but looks like you guys beat me. In spades. I'll go back to my hole now.

+2 for simultaneous Men at Work and Better Off Dead reference.

so the sad tag allows you to be an asshole now?

Northern Ireland?

Ok, here's a picture of Ian Paisley

Well, when you work for the Bacons you gotta expect a beating or three.

/hoo mutha
//obscure?

Based upon the limited data here is my bogus analysis. The recent flooding saturated the garbage (which inappropriately contained metallic oxides from computer parts) to release a substantial cloud of AsO4 from which this guy inhaled and died. Case closed.

/kidding

Remember the days when the Sikh husband would roll up the wife, that he no longer wanted, in a carpet and dumped it at the landfill?

/Carpets don't bleed.

"This should never happen again on any other site,

It happens all the time on the Fark site

lionfish: how about that? Looks like men at work copied it. cept louis says "white boy" instead.

to make up for my mistake, I present a screen cap of the best movie car ever.

Agreed.

Good info here: http://betteroffdeadcamaro.com/

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?

KellyLockhart: lionfish: for the men at work reference.

You mean "Better Off Dead" with John Cusack.

lionfish almost means Mean at Work: 5:00 mark.

Maybe it's a cliche.

landfill worker found dead in landfill

Would been really suspicious if they found him dead in a bakery.

Does anyone check to make sure there's only one body in a grave before they backfill?

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

tv dinners = worst xmas gift ever.

wildcardjack: Does anyone check to make sure there's only one body in a grave before they backfill?

The Riches?

I didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

berylman: Based upon the limited data here is my bogus analysis. The recent flooding saturated the garbage (which inappropriately contained metallic oxides from computer parts) to release a substantial cloud of AsO4 from which this guy inhaled and died. Case closed.

/kidding

ASO₄ = Atropine Sulfate (medical antidote)? An antidote killing someone, hmm i don't know seems kind of weak for a conclusion. I guess if we are going to start arm chair quarterbacking possible reason for his death that are related to potential hazards at a landfill site im am going with a crack in the clay seal which allowed H₂S to linger in concentrations that proved to be lethal. But then again it could be from any number of health issues this guy might have had, bad teeth can kill you - ya know. Suprised more brits haven't died already from this, prolly a cover up.

Best thread of the day! Better Off Dead Thread!

/Lane... I have been going to this high school for six and a half years...
//I'm no dummy.

Meh, they should be glad they even FOUND this guy. You ever seen a landfill? You couldn't find the USS Nimitz in there unless you were really lucky. This boy must have floated to the top on a plume of methane.

I love when Lane is ready to take on the Cosell brothers and coolly lowers his window as if it were powered - even though it isn't. And the best scene ever is outside the dance when Ricky tries to chase his lost balloon into the sky. I tear up in laughter every time. Maybe it's just me though.

You stupid bonehead, I'm gonna activate your dental plan! Get outta the car!

My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis.

squeez cheez

And the best scene ever is outside the dance when Ricky tries to chase his lost balloon into the sky. I tear up in laughter every time. Maybe it's just me though.

THIS!

Let's recap:

Run run run
*loses balloon*
Turns back
Run run
Small pathetic jump
Fail

lionfish: how about that? Looks like men at work copied it. cept louis says "white boy" instead.

to make up for my mistake, I present a screen cap of the best movie car ever.

I am at work so I am limited as to where I can surf and what I can post...so no picture..... but while the BOD Camaro is cool, my vote for greatest movie car goes to The Bandit's Trans-Am. I mean, it was bird dogging for bootleg Coors. Coors! Bootleg even!

/Just kidding Coors sucks
//But that TA was pretty cool

Go that way.

Really fast.

If something gets in your way,

"Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!"

Burn14Me: berylman:

ASO4 = Atropine Sulfate But then again it could be from any number of health issues this guy might have had, bad teeth can kill you - ya know. Suprised more brits haven't died already from this, prolly a cover up.

I was actually talking about volatile arsenic; after you posted I realized AsO4 is also an acronym for atropine sulfate. Chemistry nomenclature is weird like that. There is so much shiat stewing in landfills that it is no wonder that unrecognized toxins are created all the time.

/drunk on the last Bodintons