Seriously. What the fark?

If thats all you've got to direct your anger at, consider yourself lucky.

That was weird.

This is why I devote my Sunday mornings to FSTDT.

Thanks, Subby. Nothing like laughing until you cry to end your day. Such wonderful gems as:

Encyclopedia Britannica offers NO PROOF for a rotating earth!!

I knew, given long enough, TF would provide me with my new homepage.

Viva La Reformation!

That doesn't make me even a little angry. The music I could have done without but that was pretty easy to silence.

I'm actually a little disappointed. I was expecting so much more cross eyed rage and website insanity.

Have to drill down a bit, but there's a gem there:

http://www.reformation.org/ground-zero.html (new window)

Not only was 9/11 an inside job, the towers were NUKED. Yeah baby!

Trying... must... summon... outrage.... NNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH....

Nope, not angry. Not even a little. Actually, I feel pretty-much nothing. So, there's an idiot out there with a website. <shrug>

Next?

At this point, I'm jaded enough that most examples of human stupidity get no more then a shrug.

But this site was so full of fail that I couldn't help but LOL.

Not sure whether it's more funny if it was intended as satire or if the author was serious.

Either way, its comedy gold.

If by 'angry' you mean 'apathetic' then yes, you are correct.

This'll be fun on the main page.

meh.

Intarwebs are full of over/under-educated morons who lost the ability for cognitive thought decades ago but still have enough neurons left to form complete sentences and manipulate the keys on your average computer keyboard.

Place is full of people dumber than a bag of hair. Just point at them, laugh and move on.

Coronach: This'll be fun on the main page.

The only ones who could possibly be offended by that site are the thin skinned insecure teenage asshats who pretend to be atheists 'cause they think it's 'edgy' and gives them a built in excuse to be offened.

I think normal, sane people will just shrug their shoulders and go back to playing solitare.

Angry? That was delightfully whimsical!

Jesuit cunning crafty "astronomy" exposed at last!!

LOL

An embedded MIDI file? That's just quaint right there.

Now what these people need is a holiday in Cabotia.

Yesdog: Angry? That was delightfully whimsical!

I concur. In fact, my chief regret is not having a thespian in a top hat to read the text for me.

I'm not angry, I'm just looking for clues that it's a parody site. I mean, it can't be serious, can it? That's just too awesome for words. I can't stop giggling.

I clicked the link on the second page titled: The Civil War is not over.

Made some valid points such as, (paraphrasing because I already closed the window) The confederates were forced to stop fighting because they couldn't get help from Great Britain, and a war isn't won unless the enemy is completely annihilated to the ground. If they are not, they WILL come back to fight again.

As your resident "failmitter" of this "alleged" website. I have let you in on my "secret". It's not a "parody"... I stumbled upon it years ago, and recently found it again. And it "appears" that "they" update it fairly often. There "is" no hint of humor here, except from those of "us" that... you know... "think".

That website is way too well laid out and coherent to be considered that crazy. Sure, it's crazy, but there is way more crazy out there.

Occam's Chainsaw: Thanks, Subby. Nothing like laughing until you cry to end your day. Such wonderful gems as:

Encyclopedia Britannica offers NO PROOF for a rotating earth!!

Even better--there's an article on the site called Lies and Fallacies of the Encyclopedia Britannica

Denounce a source as unreliable in one article, then use same source to disprove arguments in another. Wow, the circular logic employed by that site is making my head spin.

Comedy gold is an understatement. I have to bookmark this baby.

GreenAdder: Yesdog: Angry? That was delightfully whimsical!

I concur. In fact, my chief regret is not having a thespian in a top hat to read the text for me.

That was a wonderful picture you painted. I lol'd.

the urge to smash things ... RISING

In that case I guess I find myself more cross eyed at quoting every other word in your posts than a website with text you find disagreeable.

Yodacat: As your resident "failmitter" of this "alleged" website. I have let you in on my "secret". It's not a "parody"... I stumbled upon it years ago, and recently found it again. And it "appears" that "they" update it fairly often. There "is" no hint of humor here, except from those of "us" that... you know... "think".

Quoted for the quotes.

Honestly... I can't even figure out what they are for or against! I'm thinking they're hardling baptists. But... why would there be a conspiracy theory about a rotating earth? Where's step 3? Conspiracies only work if there's a step 3...

Smell the Glove: In that case I guess I find myself more cross eyed at quoting every other word in your posts than a website with text you find disagreeable.

Methinks you didn't actually RTFAW.

Coronach: This is why I devote my Sunday mornings to FSTDT.

FYL: One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

L.M.A.O.

I was unaware of this site and owe you three internets for this pleasure.

I just hope you all appreciate having been linked to "the Internet site
with the GUTS to tell it like it is!!"

Yodacat: Smell the Glove: In that case I guess I find myself more cross eyed at quoting every other word in your posts than a website with text you find disagreeable.

Methinks you didn't actually RTFAW.

Now you've made me click the stupid thing again. I guess I'm still missing the over usage of single word quotes but if that's what you were getting at then I retract my snark.

MissFeasance: I just hope you all appreciate having been linked to "the Internet site
with the GUTS to tell it like it is!!"

An intangible thing with guts is a magnificent wonder to behold!

If only it had brains...

I noticed the over-use of quotations and italics on words that are offensive or defensive to the views you must accept or go to "hell" for. See "this" (new window) "article" for what I mean...

Yodacat: I noticed the over-use of quotations and italics on words that are offensive or defensive to the views you must accept or go to "hell" for. See "this" (new window) "article" for what I mean...

Isn't there an obelisk in Washington D.C.?

Tr0mBoNe: Yodacat: I noticed the over-use of quotations and italics on words that are offensive or defensive to the views you must accept or go to "hell" for. See "this" (new window) "article" for what I mean...

Isn't there an obelisk in Washington D.C.?

Much like your "Heliocentric" solar system theory, I haven't seen it, therefore, I don't believe it.

/I don't usually respond so much to my own articles. But I'm drunk, and this is my first GL in months. So shutup.

Yodacat: I noticed the over-use of quotations and italics on words that are offensive or defensive to the views you must accept or go to "hell" for. See "this" (new window) "article" for what I mean...

"sacred" "infidel" "holy" "Christianity" "church" and "faithful" until it all devolves into:

"The Muslim scholar, Dr. Muhammad Hamidullah (1908-2002), in his book, Introduction to Islam, states that "the custodian and repository of the original teachings of Islam" are found "above all in the Quran and the Hadith" (p. 250). To this he adds that "the Quran and the Hadith" are "the basis of all [Islamic] law" (p. 163).

Yodacat: Much like your "Heliocentric" solar system theory, I haven't seen it, therefore, I don't believe it.

/I don't usually respond so much to my own articles. But I'm drunk, and this is my first GL in months. So shutup.

Ignorance is bliss

/starts a crackballed theory of everything site
//prays to timecube

Wow, I never knew the Confederate States seceded because they secretly wanted to be annexed by Mexico and ruled by the (Catholic!) Emperor Maximilian of Mexico.

Tr0mBoNe: FYL: One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

L.M.A.O.

I was unaware of this site and owe you three internets for this pleasure.

Don't you think that the comment about the 2nd law and the sun was just clumsy parody? Do you really think that the person who wrote it doesn't know about the sun?

If you're laughing because you think it's a genuine comment, I'd say the joke's on you.

Weaver95: Coronach: This'll be fun on the main page.

The only ones who could possibly be offended by that site are the thin skinned insecure teenage asshats who pretend to be atheists 'cause they think it's 'edgy' and gives them a built in excuse to be offened.

I think normal, sane people will just shrug their shoulders and go back to playing solitare.

Ah Weaver, I don't know if we've ever talked. But a thread's not a thread until you show up. Thanks for ruining my shiat sandwich.

Also, guy who's name i didn't care to remember, look them up. They've been around, and updating a looong time to be a parody. Just imagine Drudge, only worse.

/for really reals, last post in this thread. You folks can talk it out.

SkinnyHead: Don't you think that the comment about the 2nd law and the sun was just clumsy parody? Do you really think that the person who wrote it doesn't know about the sun?

If you're laughing because you think it's a genuine comment, I'd say the joke's on you.

A lot of people don't know the relation between 'heat' 'light' and 'energy'... Sounded like a teenager to me.

You should go to some of those 'real' christian forums... The comments are too frequent and frequently defended to be troll-fu. All though I'm sure some of it is 'parody'.

And here I thought Pastor Don (pops) ran the most insane website in the history of the internet.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

CheddarPants: And here I thought Pastor Don (pops) ran the most insane website in the history of the internet.

Radical Islam is not Politically Correct Link (new window)

That's a personal favorite of mine.

SkinnyHead: Don't you think that the comment about the 2nd law and the sun was just clumsy parody? Do you really think that the person who wrote it doesn't know about the sun?

If you're laughing because you think it's a genuine comment, I'd say the joke's on you.

Hey man, you guys say some stupid shiat, folks have Poe's Law for a reason. No one is even sure if you're legit, but that hasn't stopped people from submitting your inane bullshiat either.

Hulk seems pretty laid back on this.


_{/Don't faz-me com fome.
//Você wouldn' t gostar de me quando I' m com fome.}

At first glance, I thought this was minor league stuff compared to TimeCube. Upon visiting "page 2", however, I am now in agreement with Subby.

/holy shiat

What ever happened to that geocentrist chick that used to post on Fark? Think this might be her site?