Woman chases down would-be car thief and maces him


"So, motherfarker, I heard you wanted to steal this biatch's car?"

I don't think you should mace pregnant car thieves.

Why do they let the morons direct the news? Seriously, they didn't need the "on the scenes" shots. Damn.

I do believe it was just a car. I do not think I would be very thrilled to learn my baby's mother endangered my child while worrying about a car.

/DNWV

Today's Order of the Stick (new window) is suprisingly relevent.

I bet her cousin was pissed that she pit his kid at risk like that.

Sammy Jenkins: Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

My thoughts exactly. Stupid woman.

Pregnant women can really move when they are 14.

Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

You are weak.

logruszed: I bet her cousin was pissed that she pit his kid at risk like that.

Ha. Making fun of others while spelling Put with an " i "

StealthStalker: I do believe it was just a car. I do not think I would be very thrilled to learn my baby's mother endangered my child while worrying about a car.

Sammy Jenkins: Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

Is it at all embarrassing knowing that a pregnant woman has bigger balls than you?

Falcc: Today's Order of the Stick (new window) is suprisingly relevent.

LOL. I was just thinking that. A couple of lines from that comic would make excellent slogans for maternity wear. ;D

well, she didn't lose the baby. so, there.

/the anchor sounds like larry king

seminole87: I'll bet you five bucks she was puffing on a cigarette the entire time ...

Two cigarettes, she's smoking for two remember?

I'm 6 months pregnant right now and I can't walk 20 feet at a steady pace with out getting braxton hicks. I can't imagine chasing some guy would be very comfortable.

Also, the baby inside the womb responds to fast movements and bouncing... I don't think the baby would be comfortable either.

Fark_incense: logruszed: I bet her cousin was pissed that she pit his kid at risk like that.

Ha. Making fun of others while spelling Put with an " i "

Well I'm a bad touch typist; and my uncle-daddy never bought me the good Mavis Beacon software.

But if you wanna' get into a grammar Nazi game: You should have put "put" in quotes, no spaces around "i", and "put" should not have had a capitalization.

Fark_incense: logruszed: I bet her cousin was pissed that she pit his kid at risk like that.

Ha. Making fun of others while spelling Put with an " i "

Ha. Making fun of others while capitalizing a verb in the middle of a sentence.

I can't figure out that TV set design theme. Looks like a Japanese sushi bar backdrop.

When did they start with the background highlighting CSS?

Lamune_Baba: Is it at all embarrassing knowing that a pregnant woman has bigger balls than you?

Quiet, you. Victim status is a badge of honor in this country.

This is so old. That woman anchor woman has been dead for 3 years now.

Lamune, I imagine it's not nearly as embarrassing as being shot in the face trying to fight crime vigilante-style.

Sammy Jenkins: Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

Not necessarily.

I'm 6 months pregnant and there is no way you would ever catch me running after anything... Not even my stolen car. No one would even want my car. It's old, has tons of miles, doesn't run worth a damn, and is full of nursing textbooks, clothes, and shoes. It also hasn't been swept out in a very long time.

Lamune_Baba: StealthStalker: I do believe it was just a car. I do not think I would be very thrilled to learn my baby's mother endangered my child while worrying about a car.

Sammy Jenkins: Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

Is it at all embarrassing knowing that a pregnant woman has bigger balls than you?


I don't have a child along for the ride if I want to get ballsy.

is this video from 1996?

fotojenic: I'm 6 months pregnant and there is no way you would ever catch me running after anything... Not even my stolen car. No one would even want my car. It's old, has tons of miles, doesn't run worth a damn, and is full of nursing textbooks, clothes, and shoes. It also hasn't been swept out in a very long time.

I have the same car. For some reason nobody wants to steal it either.

/not pregnant

cksewell: fotojenic: I'm 6 months pregnant and there is no way you would ever catch me running after anything... Not even my stolen car. No one would even want my car. It's old, has tons of miles, doesn't run worth a damn, and is full of nursing textbooks, clothes, and shoes. It also hasn't been swept out in a very long time.

I have the same car. For some reason nobody wants to steal it either.

/not pregnant

You would think someone would see that mountain of stuff and think "Wow, this could possibly be a gold mine of goods to pawn", but noooo... I don't even have to lock my car anymore. Apparently no one wants copies of Maternal-Child Nursing or Critical Thinking in Nursing: Case Studies Across the Curriculum. They also don't want the bra strewn across the backseat or those black pumps that are in there somewhere. :(

fotojenic: I'm 6 months pregnant and there is no way you would ever catch me running after anything... Not even my stolen car. No one would even want my car. It's old, has tons of miles, doesn't run worth a damn, and is full of nursing textbooks, clothes, and shoes. It also hasn't been swept out in a very long time.

How YOU doin?
/joking
//fellow UE/photographer
///creepy
////but not into pregnant chicks!
//ultraslashies

blackomegax: fotojenic: I'm 6 months pregnant and there is no way you would ever catch me running after anything... Not even my stolen car. No one would even want my car. It's old, has tons of miles, doesn't run worth a damn, and is full of nursing textbooks, clothes, and shoes. It also hasn't been swept out in a very long time.

How YOU doin?
/joking
//fellow UE/photographer
///creepy
////but not into pregnant chicks!
//ultraslashies

I'm not really into myself now that I'm pregnant, so I totally understand.

vaconex: Idiot. She could have lost her baby, life and her car.

You are weak.

Fred Nietzsche, is that you?

Lamune_Baba: Is it at all embarrassing knowing that a pregnant woman has bigger balls than you?

Hell no. My ex threw a handful of mini-donuts at a convenience store clerk for some perceived slight while seven months pregnant. Preggos are crazy and irritable.

I can has VHS tracking?

We'll fark you up even if we aren't pregnant or hormonally imbalanced.

You just don't mess with a pissed off southern lady.

The newswoman in that report passed away three years ago (new window).

otto the bull: Pregnant women can really move when they are 14.

Fark_incense: logruszed: I bet her cousin was pissed that she pit his kid at risk like that.

Ha. Making fun of others while spelling Put with an " i "

Ha! BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A BASTION OF PEER-REVIEWED EDUCATIONAL THESES AND THE 'I' KEY ON A QWERTY KEYBOARD IS 1/8 OF AN INCH AWAY FROM THE 'U' [KEY]!

Falcc: Today's Order of the Stick (new window) is suprisingly relevent.

I came here for this, and was pleasantly surprised.

Yay, a pregnancy thread. My wife was helping me load a bunch of lumber into the van yesterday (2 days past her due date). Then she chased our toddler around the yard, cooked dinner, helped me cut some lumber, then started having serious contractions. We went inside, called the midwife, and the baby was born an hour later in our living room. Never underestimate the stamina and strength of a pregnant woman.

/proud daddy of a new 16-hour-old baby girl

Voldemort: and the baby was born an hour later in our living room

I'm guessing you ate out then.

/proud daddy of a new 16-hour-old baby girl

congrats!

See? Unlike you sissy foreigners we American's don't take this crap. (Well, I guess the Australians are pretty tough too, but they were sissies when they banned guns.)

Congrats, Voldemort.

Are you going to name her "Hermione", by any chance?

heh heh, "brainerd"

"She has spunk, in aces." But what's up with that outfit?

True Value: The newswoman in that report passed away three years ago (new window).

I hope Bob Johnson has updated his hair style in the meantime.

Old, Old News...Is Tenn. over taking Fla.in dumb ass shiat?

To those of you making cracks at her being a redneck and crazy hormonal: she actually came across as rather pleasant and intelligent. Granted, I only WedTFV because I wanted to see actual footage of said pregnant woman chasing down a car thief. I'm not recommending it or anything.

thirdgen

does she walk around town like that?

why are those "gun rights" adverts always so incredibly freakish?

//oh, yea. nevermind.

Man, the reporter was full of cliches, wasn't he?

"She's got spunk in aces!"