We stand on guard for thee.

Bryan Adams, and as discussed countless times, we are done apologizing for him

... primarily to the U.S. and to a lesser extent, Japan, Australia and New Zealand,"

My favorite Canadian intoxicant export to New Zealand:

poutine

Beavertails?

Well, I hope this doesn't descend into another nationalistic pissing contest thread, but all the same, thanks for modern hockey.

BC BUD

Q: John Candy, Mooshead beer, lots and lots of ecstasy. A: What are three things Canada has given the world

That's backward, no?

/Should be 'clue', 'question'
// HEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSS JOHNNY!!
/// I bought Ed McMahon's house
//// How did the guy from Publishers Clearing House go broke???

Q:4
A: What is 2+2?

You forgot Celine Dion.

Echoing U.S. concern, it noted ecstasy was now being made with larger quantities of the more-addictive methamphetamine, or meth, than was the case in the past, making the drug more dangerous.

I love it when people try to explain things when they have not a clue.

Which state is Canada in again?

The annual report said organized crime was involved extensively at all levels of producing, distributing and exporting Canadian marijuana.

More to the point, why are there annual reports about all of our northern neighbors' illegal activities, but less proactive attempts to keep their drugs out of the U.S.?

/ Not griping, just curious for feedback

Mmmm moose piss. I'll have a Creemore Springs tyvm.

I love it when people try to explain things when they have not a clue.

To probably be way too fair to whatever moron said that in the article, "ecstasy" can be thought of as the finished product, i.e. the tablet or capsule or even powder sold to the customer. What he means is that more tablets are found to contain "methamphetamine" than before, rather than good ol' MDMA.

/waiting for someone to start on how mdma is a form of "methamphetamine"
//terminology is a biatch, but so is writing precise chemical formulas in a fark thread

The screw propeller was a Canadian invention, and so was the cheesie!

cobby97: More to the point, why are there annual reports about all of our northern neighbors' illegal activities, but less proactive attempts to keep their drugs out of the U.S.?

For the same reason we don't rip apart every car that crosses the border in an attempt to slow the flood of illegal guns that American gangs sell to the Canadians in exchange for drugs.

Besides, attacking the source of drugs only pushes drug users onto different drugs (see: Meth). The only effective way to combat drug use is actually trying to help the junkies.

3 person rock bands w/ shrill lead singers

Sometimes I might make jokes at your expense, but Canadia, deep down I really love you guys!

/This carpet feels awesome on my toes!
//You know what would be good right now? Vick-Vapor-Rub
/// ...and glow sticks.
//// I love slashies too. Hugs and slashies.

Take off, you hosers!

Bored Horde: Besides, attacking the source of drugs only pushes drug users onto different drugs (see: Meth). The only effective way to combat drug use is actually trying to help the junkies.

I like how you think. Thanks for the input.

If you want our ecstasy, you have to take the agony.

I think the Q and A are reversed.

Canada also gave us Heart, Bruce Cockburn, & Lenny Breau.

So I can forgive them for Celine Dion & Shania Twain.

I know... Bruce cock, what? & Lenny who?

Q: The next President of the United States.
A: Who is Barack Obama?

/Climbing aboard the backwards train.

cobby97: Bored Horde: Besides, attacking the source of drugs only pushes drug users onto different drugs (see: Meth). The only effective way to combat drug use is actually trying to help the junkies.

I like how you think. Thanks for the input.

I can't claim credit for the throughts. They're from one of the original heads of the DEA, who did extensive research into how to actually fight the rampant drug abuse in America.

He got fired after he didn't reveal a door-busting swat team plan, instead he promoted things like clean injection sites, massive outreach programs to get junkies off their drugs and employed, and many other help-focused instead of punishment-focused plans.

He even implemented them for a time, and they were working. But he was tainted as being 'soft on crime' and was fired in favour of more fire-breathing paramilitary tactics.


Let's take an example of a drug mule.

Sure, he probably got his car through drug money.

But he could become a courier or a pizza delivery man instead of a drug mule. He probably needs help to get off his drugs, and to find steady employment. With help and time, he could become a normal tax-paying citizen. Instead, we're going to take away his car, lock him in jail for the rest of his life, and bemoan the fact that he isn't a productive member of society.

Canadians invented doggy style so they can both enjoy the hockey game.

/got nothin

Our woman, our weed and our landscape. Best camping in the world.

/werd!

cchris_39: Canadians invented doggy style so they can both enjoy the hockey game.

/got nothin

...and yet you post.

A moos bit my sister once.

/just sayin'

PTBO: Our woman, our weed and our landscape. Best camping in the world.

Which one?

Jann Arden.

unicron702: cchris_39: Canadians invented doggy style so they can both enjoy the hockey game.

/got nothin

...and yet you post.

Hang in there, you'll eventually get to try it someday. Maybe even with a real woman.

TripSixes: A moos bit my sister once.

/just sayin'

Yeah, I saw a single moo once, I can't imagine the fear your sister experienced seeing moos.

I'm Canadian so I'm an expert and I say Moosehead sucks.



My Canadian beer of choice.

moops: BC BUD

Yup, 'cause in a world of quality microbrews, the masses will still consume vast quantities of Busch: it's not bad, there's a lot of it, and it's relatively cheap.

Alex Trebek is from Canada.

Malinki: moops: BC BUD

Yup, 'cause in a world of quality microbrews, the masses will still consume vast quantities of Busch: it's not bad, there's a lot of it, and it's relatively cheap.

FAIL

You mofos like the free market so much, well, we're just filling the supply!

I live here and I didn't know this. Why hasn't anyone told me until now?
/ D=

Quantum Apostrophe: TripSixes: A moos bit my sister once.

/just sayin'

Yeah, I saw a single moo once, I can't imagine the fear your sister experienced seeing moos.

I call BS. Please don't clutter up this thread with your lies. Everybody knows that moos travel in 3's.

Whats the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer.
In West Virginia, it's a misdemeanor.

doh, can I Nazi apostro-phicate myself?

@Ninja Wicked

I raise my glass to you, sir. Steam Whistle always goes down smooth.

Don't forget Zit Remedy!

johntonia: Alex Trebek is from Canada.

But the Question is still the Question and the Answer is still the answer, they just give them in reverse order.

/I assume you were responding to everyone saying they are backwards

To be fair, a large quantity of the Moosehead and Ecstacy came over inside John Candy...

If there are going to call themselves "Canadians", they should change the name of the country to "Canadia".

Or just give up speak French.

/ just saying

nyihockey

Very perceptive. You win. 1 Internets.