Don't go away mad, sad or bad......JUST GO AWAY!
Sincerely,
Democrats and Republicans

FTA: Berg stated: "I filed this action at this time to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated."

IRL concern troll is concerned.

I thought this was settled already. This is a Federal Court action.

I'm feeling stabby and it is too damn early on a Saturday to feel so stabby...

...and apparently incapable of checking out Snopes on their own

How retarded.

C'mon. Those girls were 16. It's plainly obvious they were old enough to participate because they had passports attesting to the ...

What's that? Oh.

C'mon. Obama is a natural born citizen. It's plainly obvious he's eligle for the presidency because he has a birth record with his name on it.

Oh give it a rest already. Lieberman has dual citizenship with Israel and of course no one had a problem with that. And so the guy might have a few aliases, who doesn't?

I'll heat up the popcorn popper.

Someone grab me a bottle of Black Label.

Sigh. It's so early in the morning to deal with this amount of PUMA rage.

I picture this guy to look and sound exactly like Lanny Davis.

Frivolous lawsuit is frivolous.

Am I the only person who thinks that the Dems are throwing their chances away? I mean 8 years of Dubya and they still can't get their shiat together?

The BAAWWW is off the charts.

ranold: JUST GO AWAY, Democrats and Republicans!
Sincerely,
SCtF


FTFM.

Good for the tuna.

He's the same asshat that supported a civil RICO lawsuit against Bush re 9/11. He even had a website for donations under "9/11 for the Truth".

He's a boil on the backside of justice.

Jesus Christ this country is stupid.

Occam's Chainsaw: FTA: Berg stated: "I filed this action at this time to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated."

But wait, wasn't McCain born in Panama?

For the truly informed, intelligent and lawyerly, what can the result of this lawsuit be?

Is it stupid, probably, but what will happen next?

Berg puts forward the idea that Obama was born on "an island off of Hawaii?"

Uh... all the islands "off of" Hawaii are part of, ta-da, Hawaii, oh ye of little geography clue.

Damn you, Radioactive Ass, for reminding me that cheesecake exists. Now I have to think about where the fark I can get cheesecake in this godforsaken backwater town.

RaceDTruck: Am I the only person who thinks that the Dems are throwing their chances away? I mean 8 years of Dubya and they still can't get their shiat together?

I wouldn't say the only one, but the number is probably less than John McCain's houses.

Munchausen's Proxy: For the truly informed, intelligent and lawyerly, what can the result of this lawsuit be?

Is it stupid, probably, but what will happen next?

Short answer: it'll be thrown out.

Long answer: Somebody from the Obama team will have to get a copy of his birth certificate, and then it'll be thrown out.

/Seriously? Canada is now involved in this too?

I think subby miscounted, I only see one Clinton supporter who filed suit.

Obamacrimes? We're linking to Obamacrimes now?

3. What was the early childhood of Obama in Hawaii; in Kenya; in Indonesia when he was adopted; and later, back to Hawaii?

Thank GOD he filed a lawsuit about this. Obama's bio is definitely something we need to litigate in court. It's not like this hasn't been rehashed to death in his book and by the media.

He's got an email address on there... should we Fark him back into the Stone Age?

This guy was on an AM radio broadcast as I drove from Milwaukee to Indianapolis this morning, one of his "pieces of evidence" was that Wikipedia English and Wikipedia Italian list different hospitals in Hawaii where Obama was born.

Yeah, seriously.

The host asked him if he would ever believe Obama could prove his citizenship, and his reply was basically, "I'm a lawyer!"

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Short answer: it'll be thrown out.

Long answer: Somebody from the Obama team will have to get a copy of his birth certificate, and then it'll be thrown out

It seems to be a fairly important question, however unlikely the negative outcome. What type of investigative diligence is generally done regarding a case regarding a question of birth place?

In this case is the birth certificate ample proof? As the birth was apparently in a hospital, those records should easily confirm the authenticity as well as the records of the OBGYN. It would seem an easy thing to confirm, with the permission of the patients - Mr Obama and Mr Obama's mother.

Well, if dingleberries like this are any indication of the insufferable Nobama movement and their temper tantrums, the Democrats will continue their streak of failing to get into office while the Republican will continue their tradition of failing once they get into office.

I love that whenever someone is making an action in court against someone else, they always include the PDFs of the case files to make their argument look less batshiat insane. It's like they expect people to think "oohhh this was filed in court. it must mean SOMETHING."

I'm looking at you, Larry Sinclair (aka Fatty Tuna Douche).

This guy just brings stupid to an art form

dbirchall: Damn you, Radioactive Ass, for reminding me that cheesecake exists. Now I have to think about where the fark I can get cheesecake in this godforsaken backwater town.

As one who has been in this situation before. If you are dying for a good cheesecake nothing will suffice but cheesecake. However cream cheese, sugar and bisquick can make a decent cheesecake pancake that can stave off death for a few months.

Oh, good luck getting permission from one of the patients, Mr Obama's mother.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Well, if dingleberries like this are any indication of the insufferable Nobama movement and their temper tantrums, the Democrats will continue their streak of failing to get into office while the Republican will continue their tradition of failing once they get into office.

i am afraid of this

/viva la revolution

The dual citizenship thing will pose more problems than the where-was-he-born thing.

The timing on this is stupid. This should've been done months ago.

torquestripe: Oh, good luck getting permission from one of the patients, Mr Obama's mother.

I did not realize she was dead. Can a dead person assert patient doctor privilege? Either way, Senator Obama was the patient and can easily approve the release of those records.

Munchausen's Proxy: torquestripe: Oh, good luck getting permission from one of the patients, Mr Obama's mother.

I did not realize she was dead. Can a dead person assert patient doctor privilege? Either way, Senator Obama was the patient and can easily approve the release of those records.

True.

I'm convinced that Senator Clinton is a zombie.

She...will...not...die...!

Mordis: Someone grab me a bottle of Black Label.

I like where your head is at.



/hotlizzinked
//and delicious

Stupid farks.

If they so badly wanted to dictate terms on who would be the VP, then they should have won the nomination and not run a campaign that will serve as a textbook example to future generations on how not to run a campaign.

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room, as well it should be.

This lawsuit will cease to be an issue.

There is one little catch, though:

Obama must paint his face (and/or chest) and cheer for the devil(s).

/Nothing is obscure on fark, especially primetime TV shows

Munchausen's Proxy: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Short answer: it'll be thrown out.

Long answer: Somebody from the Obama team will have to get a copy of his birth certificate, and then it'll be thrown out

It seems to be a fairly important question, however unlikely the negative outcome. What type of investigative diligence is generally done regarding a case regarding a question of birth place?

In this case is the birth certificate ample proof? As the birth was apparently in a hospital, those records should easily confirm the authenticity as well as the records of the OBGYN. It would seem an easy thing to confirm, with the permission of the patients - Mr Obama and Mr Obama's mother.

torquestripe: Munchausen's Proxy: torquestripe: Oh, good luck getting permission from one of the patients, Mr Obama's mother.

I did not realize she was dead. Can a dead person assert patient doctor privilege? Either way, Senator Obama was the patient and can easily approve the release of those records.

True.



This was done a while back.

http://my.barackobama.com/page/invite/birthcert (new window)
http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html (new window)
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/21/181318/079 (new window)

Munchausen's Proxy: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Short answer: it'll be thrown out.

Long answer: Somebody from the Obama team will have to get a copy of his birth certificate, and then it'll be thrown out

It seems to be a fairly important question, however unlikely the negative outcome. What type of investigative diligence is generally done regarding a case regarding a question of birth place?

In this case is the birth certificate ample proof? As the birth was apparently in a hospital, those records should easily confirm the authenticity as well as the records of the OBGYN. It would seem an easy thing to confirm, with the permission of the patients - Mr Obama and Mr Obama's mother.

Remember, this wackjob faces the burden of proof. And if he doesn't have anything more substantial than the Italian Wikipedia, any judge that would allow this to go forward should be disbarred immediately for allowing political motivations to cloud their judgment.

At this point, Obama doesn't really have to do anything to prove he's an American- it's PUMA boy's job to prove he's not. However, Obama's attorneys will likely bring in a bunch of evidence to crush this now, just to save time and money.

starsrift: The dual citizenship thing will pose more problems than the where-was-he-born thing.

Why do you think so? It wasn't an issue for Lieberman.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!:

Ah, oh, Mr. Wackjob faces burden of proof, not the other way around.
And here I was, wondering WTF they were going to need, every courthouse in Kenya, Indonesia, and Canada(WTF Canada???) to perform a records search to ensure that B. HUSSEIN O. doesn't have citizenship?
Nevermind, then. :)

Once again the real issues will be brushed aside for a bit, as we watch the circus roll into town. Most of us will sit on the sidelines, slack jawed. We can relax and view the slide down to 2nd/3rd world status .

Education, Drop-out rates, Healthcare, Trade, Jobs, Enviroment, Immigration....and all the other items, will be examined as closely as trash in the gutter, from a speeding car.

The usual suspects will amble into the big top, looking around in wonder at all the shiny stuff the PAC's/Corporate sponserships have brought to the party.

Excuse the pharma induced rant, feeling a bit like the hillbilly chick that Sienfeld was dating " Its all so much fluff.

I don't read a whole bunch of suit filings, but of those I have read this one is hands down the most juvenile and amateurish.

That guy's an attorney?! Apparently, the PA Bar exam is a game of "Where's Waldo".