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(Reuters) NewsFlash CNN reports that AP heard my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Joe Biden pass out at 31 Flavors last night   (reuters.com) divider line 1378
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Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:10:12 AM  
I like this one. +1

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:11:40 AM  
Apparently the admins did too.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:12:26 AM  
w00t! Insta-green!!!

/subby

 
marcre3363 2008-08-23 01:12:27 AM  
I'm going out now to spraypaint "Save Biden" on my local watertower.

 
ufark2 [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:12:35 AM  
I heard it was at Ben and Jerry's.

Of course we wouldn't want to speculate or anything.

 
dokool [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:12:45 AM  
Can anyone post Neo dodging all of the News Flash tags and other similar images? Seems appropriate.

 
POAC [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:12:59 AM  
www.oldamericancentury.org

 
CravenMorehead 2008-08-23 01:13:04 AM  
Bravo subby.

Glad to see Obama was able to find someone as clean and articulate as he is.

 
Tui 2008-08-23 01:13:13 AM  
Thanks, Simone.

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:13:18 AM  
You're winner, subby!

i139.photobucket.com

 
Client No. 9 2008-08-23 01:13:21 AM  
Thank God it wasn't Hillary.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:13:43 AM  
If this got leaked before the text messages went out, that's a big booboo.

 
Pacifcace 2008-08-23 01:13:45 AM  
I know I ALWAYS trust my unnamed sources. They never lie.

Or are made up.

NEVER.

 
hueynewton 2008-08-23 01:13:47 AM  
Nice one subby.

And Barack, too. He could've done worse.

 
rava [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:13:50 AM  
rumors are fun!

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:13:55 AM  
I kind of thought it would be Biden. He fits in well with Obama's campaign despite being a Senate fixture: he, too, was a wunderkind who rose to prominence quickly, and is generally aligned with Obama on most issues.

 
pyc2star 2008-08-23 01:14:10 AM  
yea! +1 ...save ferris

 
ToeNipples 2008-08-23 01:14:14 AM  
So... Did anyone get their text yet?

 
Mira 2008-08-23 01:14:20 AM  
Client No. 9: Thank God it wasn't Hillary.

This.

No texts yet, so I agree--boo on that.

 
blkhwk86 2008-08-23 01:14:21 AM  
i need some popcorn on this one.

 
bberg 2008-08-23 01:14:22 AM  
Great. Now I can go back to not caring about politics until the first debate.

 
Thatguy 2008-08-23 01:14:26 AM  
He frowns on your shenanigans, subby.

www.80s.com

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:14:43 AM  
In before WHARRGARBL

 
PWPI 2008-08-23 01:14:44 AM  
Better headline than mine..+1

Now, onto November - and needed change..

 
MethFreek 2008-08-23 01:14:51 AM  
www.starvsstar.tv

 
swr2000 2008-08-23 01:14:55 AM  
Crap. There goes sanity around here now.

//Wilmington, De resident.

 
mynameismark 2008-08-23 01:14:59 AM  
the republicans just lost the white house

 
OriginalGamer 2008-08-23 01:15:01 AM  
www.theage.com.au

Ok, some relevant links for people to educate themselves for support or troll'ery:


Wikipedia entry on Joseph Biden
(new window)
Joseph Biden homepage (new window)
Joseph Biden Senate page (new window)
Joseph Biden on the issues (new window)

Have fun!

 
ufark2 [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:02 AM  
Obama & Biden Look'n 4 Laden '08

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:03 AM  
Biden was the other guy I was watching closely amongst the Dems, so I'm cool with it.

 
Hastor 2008-08-23 01:15:05 AM  
Sigh. Just hearsay, but one of the two (now that Edwards is gone) worst canidates he could have picked.

 
Doran 2008-08-23 01:15:11 AM  
NICE! I was watching the damn movie on TV today too!

/Buller?
//Frye?
///no email from the Obama campaign yet, btw

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:14 AM  
markie_farkie: w00t! Insta-green!!!

/subby


Congratulations...awesome headline!

 
St00pidN00b [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:19 AM  
Over/under on McCain/Palin '08?

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:24 AM  

 
elfletcho 2008-08-23 01:15:30 AM  
Wow. Another pairing of northern, liberal democrats. When will the jackass party learn?

 
simsite9 [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:31 AM  
SAVE BIDEN

 
filler13 2008-08-23 01:15:38 AM  
ToeNipples: So... Did anyone get their text yet?

CNN's article says they'll be sent out tomorrow morning.

 
NateGrey 2008-08-23 01:15:41 AM  
Awesome.

Suck it Repubs.

 
Geologist [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:55 AM  
Not Clark?

Not interested.

/Sigh, time to protest vote again...

 
EstroJen [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:15:56 AM  
bah.

 
merc16 2008-08-23 01:16:11 AM  
Way to jump the gun earlier Fark.

 
Wizzin 2008-08-23 01:16:13 AM  
Well, at least it wasn't that weasel Clark. Biden is a solid choice.

 
llDuffManll 2008-08-23 01:16:14 AM  
Obama Biden

Osama Bin Laden

Obama Biden

Osama Bin Laden

It's a conspiracy!


/got nothing

 
oregoncat 2008-08-23 01:16:21 AM  
Excellent choice. :)

 
alacoco 2008-08-23 01:16:26 AM  
I was hoping they could pull the text message thing off without a leak.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:16:28 AM  
I hope you people stockpiled, because we're going to have a national shortage tomorrow.

img230.imageshack.us

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:16:32 AM  
JerseyTim: If this got leaked before the text messages went out, that's a big booboo.

Eh, it was pretty much known earlier tonight when Secret Service was sent to Biden. They won't text now with it being 1AM on the east coast.

 
blkhwk86 2008-08-23 01:16:36 AM  
Time to see the shenanigans in american politics!!(If there wasn't enough before) I brought enough popcorn!

farm3.static.flickr.com

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-08-23 01:16:43 AM  
Damn. I was hoping the quick submission without the funny would do it for me. Maybe if it wasn't 1 in the frikkin' morning. Good headline, submitter.

/first submitter

 
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