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(AP) Interesting Wurst case scenario for Da Brat   (ap.google.com) divider line 33
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goldenjetliner [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 10:38:31 PM  
Well played Subby.

I relish your greenlight.

+1

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-08-23 12:41:01 AM  
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So these are the same person?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 12:44:33 AM  
She's going on a meat free diet for the next 3 years. Strictly vegetarian. Salads. Of the tossed variety.

 
floor9 [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 12:45:00 AM  
A police report indicated Harris and Stevens got into a squabble after they bumped into each other.

Having worked in a nightclub for several years, I can attest that this is the cause of 95% of all nightclub fights. Really. Put 1000+ people in a building with alcohol and the stupid factor goes through the roof.

(incidentally, the remaining 5% is when one person looks at another person's shoes and/or does not pay the proper "respeck")

 
Soumac [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 01:35:59 AM  
Nun!

/just the punchline.

 
Nathan_X 2008-08-23 02:26:27 AM  
Who?

 
IrishHammer 2008-08-23 02:30:55 AM  
She deserved three years simply for her time on the Surreal Life. Calling that chick from the Go-Go's a has-been? Better a has-been than a never-was, Da.

 
Zombie Hitler 2008-08-23 03:07:21 AM  
shiat, she's a pig in slop now.

 
skeeterjennings 2008-08-23 03:18:35 AM  
IrishHammer:Calling that chick from the Go-Go's a has-been? Better a has-been than a never-was, Da.

Not a fan of either, but the Go-Go's are "never was" in a lot of neighborhoods too, whitebread.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 03:21:25 AM  
tombotte.com

Approves.

skeeterjennings: IrishHammer:Calling that chick from the Go-Go's a has-been? Better a has-been than a never-was, Da.

Not a fan of either, but the Go-Go's are "never was" in a lot of neighborhoods too, whitebread.


I'm pretty sure The Go-Gos had a bit more success than Da Brat.

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 03:25:33 AM  
So she'll be out in what, a week or two?

 
skeeterjennings 2008-08-23 03:44:57 AM  
RevMercutio:I'm pretty sure The Go-Gos had a bit more success than Da Brat.

I dunno about that. They might have sold more total records, but that's misleading since their sales are since the early eighties versus the mid-nineties. Brat consitently charted for 10-12 years, obviously the Go-Go's cannot say that. I don't really care since they both suck, but calling Da Brat a "never was" is pretty ignorant.

/Spent awhile working at an "Urban Contemporary" station
//Which was odd since I'm a white metalhead from Iowa...

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-08-23 04:22:58 AM  
DIKE
/runs
//use to love her when she was claiming Chicago

 
lordargent 2008-08-23 04:57:47 AM  
WTF! Da Brat is older than me?

So you mean in 1994 when I was graduating from high school and moving into the working world. She was 3 years older, and dressing like a retarded freshman?

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-23 05:26:09 AM  
Applause to both Subby, and to the judge that sentenced this ghetto culture dumbass.

/Upon release will probably call herself "Wicked Pepper Steak".

 
Beck Bristow 2008-08-23 06:07:16 AM  
Da Brat was the first solo rap female to go platinum

/she sucks

 
csi_yellowknife 2008-08-23 06:36:27 AM  
I saw her in Glitter -- Unwatchable, self-important, atonal, and lifeless. The movie was pretty bad, too.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:09:54 AM  
skeeterjennings: IrishHammer:Calling that chick from the Go-Go's a has-been? Better a has-been than a never-was, Da.

Not a fan of either, but the Go-Go's are "never was" in a lot of neighborhoods too, whitebread.


At least none of them are doing 3 in the pen, Leroy.

See how it works when you play that card?

 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:10:12 AM  
IrishHammer: She deserved three years simply for her time on the Surreal Life. Calling that chick from the Go-Go's a has-been? Better a has-been than a never-was, Da.

And Jane did nothing to deserve that unfiltered comment from that common thug. She was sweet to everyone.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:20:11 AM  
Here's hoping the worthless little poser gets a few permanent scars from her stretch inside. If you can't party with the big dogs don't show.

 
MatrixOutsider [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:23:12 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Here's hoping the worthless little poser gets a few permanent scars from her stretch inside. If you can't party with the big dogs don't show.

Let's see how far her big mouth will get her in prison. My guess is that she will come out looking like the Oprah Winfrey character in "The Color Purple". And that's a good thing.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 09:27:33 AM  
MatrixOutsider: Marla Singer's Laundry: Here's hoping the worthless little poser gets a few permanent scars from her stretch inside. If you can't party with the big dogs don't show.

Let's see how far her big mouth will get her in prison. My guess is that she will come out looking like the Oprah Winfrey character in "The Color Purple". And that's a good thing.


Sadly, she'll be a goddess in there...it's an economy of scarcity.

 
Dear Jerk 2008-08-23 09:30:20 AM  
I read the headline and thought nothing of it. As I was moving on, the pun hit me like bottle to the face. I read of book of puns when I was little. Now whenever I hear 'he's taken a turn for the worse' I picture a guy trading a bird for a sausage.

 
El Morro 2008-08-23 09:56:44 AM  
She needs a slap across the back of her head and someone to tell her "WTF is wrong with you?"

Another idiot rapper who started to believe the hype and ran headfirst into reality.

 
christ93 2008-08-23 10:55:48 AM  
YaY!!1!

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-08-23 01:25:28 PM  
"A police report indicated Harris and Stevens got into a squabble after they bumped into each other. Stevens walked away and moments later was hit in the face with the bottle.

She sustained a deep cut to the cheek and some swelling on the forehead, and has a permanent scar on her face as a result, officials said."

I don't care who this chick is, you don't smack people in the face with a bottle and expect to still walk the streets.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-08-23 01:29:45 PM  
when keeping it real goes wrong

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2008-08-23 05:24:39 PM  
skeeterjennings: Brat consitently charted for 10-12 years

You're out of your mind. Maybe charted on college radio but the only albums she sold was of her debut which was a piece of crap that only junior high girls listened to.

 
skeeterjennings 2008-08-23 06:09:55 PM  
solyhhit:You're out of your mind. Maybe charted on college radio but the only albums she sold was of her debut which was a piece of crap that only junior high girls listened to.

Junior high girls are the single most important demographic in determining the charts, they pretty much set the top 40. Guess that's why it sucks so much. That being said, all 4 of Brat's albums have hit the top 20 on the US charts, with the 3rd (2000's Unrestricted) peaking at #5 and being certified platinum. Between 1994 and 2005, she had seven singles in the US top 20, and was featured on four other artist's singles that reached the top 20.
Out of my mind? Perhaps. But I'm right about this.

/Also, there is no money in college radio, so no incentive to put together reliable charts.

 
Joed112784 2008-08-23 07:47:55 PM  
This just proves that it doesn't matter how minor of a celebrity you are, you too could be on fark someday

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2008-08-23 09:19:58 PM  
Fark her. Not only does the victim have a scar she suffered neurological damage.

No excuse.

 
Forty submissions not one greenlight 2008-08-24 06:15:36 PM  
hahaha, rot in jail you biatch.
she seems to be someone who's insecure and acts ugly
for the sake of acting ugly. not a good person at all, so
good riddance you dyke, have fun in the pen!

 
maxgamer 2008-08-26 03:01:14 PM  
Totally unnecessary; there's a much easier solution - tit-for-tat. Let the other chick smash her in the face with a bottle, and be done with it.

LAL.

 
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