And here I was just saying to myself: "Django, you know you
really ought to give that ROOT OF ALL EVIL show on Comedy
Central a try sometime!"

Nice to see I haven't missed anything by not watching it.

DjangoStonereaver: And here I was just saying to myself: "Django, you know you
really ought to give that ROOT OF ALL EVIL show on Comedy
Central a try sometime!"

Nice to see I haven't missed anything by not watching it.

Actually, the show is dumber than this video, believe it or not.

submitter: Obama's Four Worst VP Picks FARK's Worst Greenlight Pick

They left out all the funnay.

Lame

Speaking of which, I thought he was supposed to announce that today.

sarcastrophe: Actually, the show is dumber than this video, believe it or not.

So they put Fark TV on Comedy Central...? Wow

Drakin020: Speaking of which, I thought he was supposed to announce that today.

Tomorrow.

That wasn't funny.

i want my two minutes back. FAIL

LEAKED: Obama VP-Vetting Question List

(2008-08-18) - Despite secrecy measures reminiscent of the Bush-Cheney administration, a list of questions, allegedly used to screen potential running mates for Democrat presidential hopeful Barack Obama, has leaked to the news media from a source close to Caroline Kennedy, the leader of his vice presidential search team.

Aides have told The New York Times that an announcement is imminent, perhaps as early as Tuesday or Wednesday of this week. A nation holds its collective breath, awaiting Sen. Obama's decision, as speculation centers on the three most-qualified Democrats to stand a heartbeat from the presidency: Senators Evan Bayh and Joe Biden, and Gov. Tim Kaine of Virginia.
Until now, however, little was known of the process used to determine Sen. Obama's choice.

Here's the list of questions that Ms. Kennedy's search team reportedly used to narrow the list of potential Obama running mates.

A. What's the longest time you have ever been able to stare directly into the sun?

B. Which is more comfortable for you, bowing or kneeling?

C. Do you have any firmly held convictions?

D. If you answered 'Yes' to question #3: Are you willing to forsake them for the honor of serving with President Obama?

E. Which sounds like a better first line in a speech?
My fellow Americans...
People of the World...

F. If a crying baby falls to the floor of an abortion clinic, but no law is there to protect it, does it make a sound?

G. Choose the correct ending to this sentence: "I want to be vice president to...
-fix America's deep flaws, to atone for the sins of her past, and to help set a course away from our shameful history."

-serve the greatest nation under God that the planet has ever seen, out of gratitude for the freedom and opportunity she has granted me, and to secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity."

H. If you chose the second answer to question #7, are you sure you aren't on Sen. McCain's short list instead?

I. What do you think is the worst evil in the world? (Choose 3 correct answers.)
-Radical Islam
-Unequal distribution of America's obscene wealth
-Provincial attitudes that keep us from talking with our so-called 'enemies'
-The United States of America itself

J. In the course of serving as Vice President, you may be required to attend funerals of respected world leaders to pay tribute to their lives of service. Are you willing to travel to all of the following: Cuba, North Korea, Iran, Syria, Venezuela?

Buffering....

Where is teh funny?

Lame. Its meant to be four picks and they just start saying random names. I'll stick with Stewart and Colbert for my political humor, thanks.

TFA: He'll just spend all day sniffing paint fumes in the closet of the Lincoln Bedroom



I could get down on the Obama/Tribbett ticket. Pat will need to switch to red, white and blue paint until election time to swing some votes their way.

How did a genius like Lewis Black get tied into this crap?

I LOL'd

/not really

Wow. They've managed to out-unfunny funnyordie.

Anyone got a link us rubes in Canuckistan can watch? Dang propaganda.

I liked it.

sarcastrophe: DjangoStonereaver: And here I was just saying to myself: "Django, you know you
really ought to give that ROOT OF ALL EVIL show on Comedy
Central a try sometime!"

Nice to see I haven't missed anything by not watching it.

Actually, the show is dumber than this video, believe it or not.

Which is par for the course for Lewis Black. I can't believe there are people who think he's funny. (Lewis Black evidently thinks he's hysterically funny, but I mean anyone else.)

In any case, any list of stupid, retarded, completely asinine VP picks for Obama has to include Wesley Clark at #1.

Try again.

STFU, alt

it would not play for me.

Well, that was crap.

The tag is a lie

That was the most stunningly unfunny to tangentially have a connection to Lewis Black I've ever seen.

I just got the text message from Obama!!

It's Ron Paul!!!!!!

TheGreyPiper

I didn't think it was possible to out-dumb subby's link, but you proved me wrong.

the anti-lol

Jeez they post this and not Brad Esposito in 2008?

/free healthcare for Illegal Immigrants!

Well that was awful. They were trying waaaay too hard on that video, hint hint TheGreyPiper.

If a crying baby falls to the floor of an abortion clinic, but no law is there to protect it, does it make a sound?

Win.

Drudge says its Evan Bayh

Drudge is leaking that its Bayh

I like Candy Corn, Mr. Black. Kiss my ass.

BMulligan: Buffering....

yeah. maybe once viacom's done suing youtube, they could fork over the requisite cash to figure out how to efficiently stream videos.

FAIL.

Who was the girl with the gorgeous blue eyes? That kept distracting me from the lame suggestions.

Obama - A millionaire citizen of the world who wont 'help out' his broke ass half brother, but wants to raise my taxes to 'help out' people I dont even know.

Can anyone tell me who gave a higher percentage of their 2007 earnings to charity...Obama or McCain?

Kudos on the SuperDeluxe team finding work elsewhere.

meddlin' kid: BMulligan: Buffering....

yeah. maybe once viacom's done suing youtube, they could fork over the requisite cash to figure out how to efficiently stream videos.

FAIL.

But they bought patented technology from RealNetworks.

Darth Shatner: Obama - A millionaire citizen of the world who wont 'help out' his broke ass half brother, but wants to raise my taxes to 'help out' people I dont even know.

Can anyone tell me who gave a higher percentage of their 2007 earnings to charity...Obama or McCain?

McCain gave most of his away (he lives off his wife's riches) so he didn't have to pay much alimony to his injured wife he cheated on and then dumped.

But thanks for asking.

Wow, Rush and Hannity have been busy in this thread...

KellyX: Drudge is leaking that its Bayh

Then I guess we can rest assured that it isn't Bayh, since Drudge is pretty much always wrong.

Peewee, the white Obama!

TheGreyPiper

When did they start giving people free internet access at Wal-Marts?



/ ...but thanks for all the work you've been doing to save America from homosexual communist baby-killing minorities GreyPiper.

// You forgot to mention Mexicans in your post btw.

Darth Shatner: Obama - A millionaire citizen of the world who wont 'help out' his broke ass half brother, but wants to raise my taxes to 'help out' people I dont even know.

Can anyone tell me who gave a higher percentage of their 2007 earnings to charity...Obama or McCain?

Just STFU.

Alphax

Gorgeous blue eyes with a face you could cut a roast on.

KellyX: Drudge is leaking that its Bayh

And Drudge is using this:



as proof.

There's a cliche that goes here. It involves pixels.

VP committee strategy
1. Wait till Drudge leaks name of VP
2. Cross that name off the list