So did the other band members get naked or leave?

FTA - he and his bandmates would immediately seduce them

I wouldn't exactly call that much of a seduction..

So they had an Appetite for Seduction?

\Ba-dump-psshh!
\remember folks, the 11:30 show is completely different from the 11:22 show!

and?????

There is a problem with this????

Given the circumstances, I didn't think playing scrabble was a viable option.

real shaman: and?????

There is a problem with this????

Given the circumstances, I didn't think playing scrabble was a viable option.

No kidding. Those tiles must be hard to see in the dark.

Jubeebee: real shaman: and?????

There is a problem with this????

Given the circumstances, I didn't think playing scrabble was a viable option.

No kidding. Those tiles must be hard to see in the dark.

And no words over 3 letters allowed.

That's funny. I have exactly the same seduction technique

/HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

This thing isn't going to suck itself, you know.

I'm sure those ladies were expecting a candlelight dinner and a poetry reading by the fire.

According to New York gossip column PageSix, one teenage temptress slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

Now there's a grilled cheese sandwich that was dropped and pulled apart a few times.

ummmmm...DUH??????!!!!!!


/did anybody really expect anything different?

According to New York gossip column PageSix, one teenage temptress slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

And one day after that, was in the emergency room after a particularly devastating falcon punch/coont punt combo.

Crusty herps a plenty.

Nowadays he's channeling Ethyl Merman door to door, the scumbag

According to New York gossip column PageSix, one teenage temptress slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

That ain't nothing...Diamond Dave did when he was with Van Halen

The spandex-clad rocker developed a "streamlined" system of "ordering sex at shows" by distributing laminated backstage passes to the security staff - each marked with [the staffer's] initials," writes Ian Christe in "Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga," out in August from Wiley. (new window)

Dialectic: slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

That ain't nothing...Diamond Dave did when he was with Van Halen

Yeah. I heard he hit Eddie up with a paternity suit.

Wait, wait, wait, why does Axl Rose have a biographer?

wastedhate: Wait, wait, wait, why does Axl Rose have a biographer?

Well, if the leaked versions of Chinese Democracy are any indication, it's because he can't write well anymore.

pictures or it didnt happen
//just saying

Good God. I like a little less hairlip in my site ads.

Besides, you ain't got nothin' better to do. And I'm bored.

Good God, he's the douchiest douche who ever sucked and old douche nozzle.

wastedhate: Wait, wait, wait, why does Axl Rose have a biographer?

Cause he is the last rock star left, all the others are old or just plain pathetic wanna be emo phegs.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Good God, he's the douchiest douche who ever sucked and old douche nozzle.

And you wish you could be him

Killer Cars: According to New York gossip column PageSix, one teenage temptress slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

Now there's a grilled cheese roast beef sandwich that was dropped and pulled apart a few times.

AgentOrangeDrink: Killer Cars: According to New York gossip column PageSix, one teenage temptress slept with most of the band and their road crew - and returned two days later claiming to be pregnant.

Now there's a grilled cheese roast beef sandwich that was dropped and pulled apart a few times.

That number of partners? In one night? Cheese. You couldn't even see the beef.

wastedhate: Wait, wait, wait, why does Axl Rose have a biographer?

He probably has a shiatload of stories. Slash's book was great.

In Slash's biography he relates a story about the aforementioned loft.

He and Izzy Stradlin were sharing a girl and a bed. Kind of a dirty, bad rock guy sandwich and the girl was the middle. And Slash tells how after he was done Izzy then "finished" but slipped free of the girls hap, hap, happiest place on earth and "accidentally" squirted his man-jam all over Slash's leg.

Now if you ask me nothing is more rock and roll than having your bandmates jizz dripping down your thigh while you are filled with groupie post-coital glow.

Axl was at one time the epitome of cool rock and roll. I will deffinately be reading this book.

HAHAHA, it's so funny when millionaires fark teenagers, impregnate them, and then leave. WAHAHAHHA, that one never gets old. Hilarious.

/don't buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free, ladies

Axl Rose treats women like mindless sex props? You don't say!

And the women who flocked to him were all starf*ckers who wanted to have a brief sexual encounter with him and then never see him again? Astounding!

"Are you gonna suck my dick or what?"
Rev. Horton Heat to groupie in doorway of the tour bus.

/she had the audacity to be shocked

On what planet is this anywhere near news? Dudes in bands use a lot of drugs and get major poon, STOP THE PRESSES

15 years later, no less

dylanthomas: On what planet is this anywhere near news?

You don't seem to be aware of the concept of Fark. Let me explain...

IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S FARK.COM