Seen renting an RV and making reservations for Disney's front
parking lot....

So they're going to get drunk and take naked pictures of each other?

When are they going to post the stolen sex tape on the internet....? I guess they're waiting 'til she's 18. Alright, fair enough.


/ takes a seat
// over there

Hopefully there are pictures of her tongue lashing another girl.

At this rate Miley Cyrus will be depleted by 2013

She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

Experience Miley Cyrus for $250. What?

So mow much to share the experience of her 18th? I'll chip in $500 to welcome her to adulthood.

That's ironic, because in 10 years she'll be charging guys $250 to "share the experience" on the corner.

This thread should be entertaining this morning...

Andric Where is that face from?

wpmulligan: Experience Miley Cyrus for $250. What?

"I'm just gonna find an ATM machine."

She's the oldest-looking 16-year-old I've seen pictures of on Fark this week.

NetOwl: She's the oldest-looking 16-year-old I've seen pictures of on Fark this week.

She's no Chinese gymnast, that's for sure.

save your money,
pretend to be a studio exec, and
Bill Ray will let you do her for free.

oop, i meant Billy Ray, pimp daddy redneck.

ltrain2: This thread should be entertaining this morning...

Andric Where is that face from?

It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...

I wonder if Gary Glitter will be there after stopping in the "Disneyland" of southeast Asia?

Testicon: It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...


Wow, Brian Peppers would make one HELLUVA serial killer in some movie.

He could make billions...

/scares the shiat outta me
//can't help but stare

Gosh, and think, subby, you've just given her one more piecer of absolutely free publicity!

Man, you sure showed those people!

ltrain2: Testicon: It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...


Wow, Brian Peppers would make one HELLUVA serial killer in some movie.

He could make billions...

/scares the shiat outta me
//can't help but stare

Tyler Durden's Spleen:

Wow. Just....wow.

Funniest photoshop I've ever seen on Fark.com, hands down.

Congrats, that made me laugh out loud and look stupid at work.


/considering making that my comp background...

ltrain2: Tyler Durden's Spleen:

Wow. Just....wow.

Funniest photoshop I've ever seen on Fark.com, hands down.

Congrats, that made me laugh out loud and look stupid at work.


/considering making that my comp background...

Thanks.. glad you enjoyed it.

If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2

I heard the party will be in her mouth.

You know this will sell out.

Nemo's Brother
If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2

It wouldn't have helped, she was already a bun in the oven by then. (She was born in November '92, so she must've been conceived in February '92, Achy Breaky Heart was released in July '92 - and Wikipedia is awesome for stupid things like this).

just wait for her "real" party where the photos will yet again be "accidentally" leaked from her sidekick, and she will have to do yet another publicity stunt to make sure her squeaky clean disney image isn't showing any tarnish...

And Fark attempts to chisel more money out of advertisers and annoy it's readership....

ToxicAvenger: And Fark attempts to chisel more money out of advertisers and annoy it's readership....

Thank god for Firefox

Dear Subby

I just spoke with your employer. He is ecstatic about your offer to begin providing your services free of his obligation to pay you.

On a personal note, that is really a helluva nice thing to have done.

-TA

WTF is a Miley Cyrus link doing under the "music" tab?

Tyler Durden's Spleen:

OMFG. That is chock fulla win. It's also now my wallpaper at work.

She looks like a tard.

Why are all the young girls enamored by a tard?

NYZooMan: She looks like a tard.

Why are all the young girls enamored by a tard?

She doesn't go full retard?

Legal in Ohio.

/just sayin

Does anyone else think that Miley will end up on "Intervention" someday?

PYROY: I heard the party will be in her mouth.

Is everyone going to c.... I mean 'show up'?

From the article's comment section:

Do we have to bring her a gift too?

I can't help but hear a soft "cahk cahk cahk" coming from Miley in that picture. The microphone. It's soooo big.

mofomisfit: Nemo's Brother
If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2

It wouldn't have helped, she was already a bun in the oven by then. (She was born in November '92, so she must've been conceived in February '92, Achy Breaky Heart was released in July '92 - and Wikipedia is awesome for stupid things like this).

I'm just glad you didn't know that information from memory or something.

mofomisfit: Nemo

Man, I had high hopes for this thread.


It really never got going. Aside from the Brian Peppers photoshop, I'm ashamed of all of you.

BalugaJoe: She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

Rachel Ray is a whore? you promise!!?

docbenspock: BalugaJoe: She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

Rachel Ray is a whore? you promise!!?


Mmm...something about Rachel Ray makes me think you're right.

/and I like it

Regarding her dad:
Link (new window)

Miley Cyrus is awful. The end.

batsforsteadman: just wait for her "real" party where the photos will yet again be "accidentally" leaked from her sidekick, and she will have to do yet another publicity stunt to make sure her squeaky clean disney image isn't showing any tarnish...



/wish I could find a better result for "vicious circle"

Actually, a foodie I know who claims to know her says Rachel Ray is a pretty wild gal.

/I guess for some that means "whore".
//It does for the foodie who told me the story, as he called her a slut.

this should be the best episode of super sweet 16 ever!!

Sarcastica75: Actually, a foodie I know who claims to know her says Rachel Ray is a pretty wild gal.

/I guess for some that means "whore".
//It does for the foodie who told me the story, as he called her a slut.

rachel ray did the grind with my friend at a concert. her boyfriend's band's concert. my friend was highly embarrassed.