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(St. Petersburg Times) Stupid Miley Cyrus Inc. attempts to chisel another $250 out of her fans by inviting them to 'Share the Experience' of her 16th birthday party celebration at Disneyland   (blogs.tampabay.com) divider line 57
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DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 07:22:43 AM  
i116.photobucket.com

Seen renting an RV and making reservations for Disney's front
parking lot....

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 07:49:53 AM  
So they're going to get drunk and take naked pictures of each other?

 
TheSignPost 2008-08-22 08:00:11 AM  
When are they going to post the stolen sex tape on the internet....? I guess they're waiting 'til she's 18. Alright, fair enough.


/ takes a seat
// over there

 
tumy4me 2008-08-22 08:01:39 AM  
Hopefully there are pictures of her tongue lashing another girl.

 
stevenr868 2008-08-22 08:04:30 AM  

 
BalugaJoe 2008-08-22 08:15:57 AM  
She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

 
wpmulligan 2008-08-22 08:36:16 AM  
Experience Miley Cyrus for $250. What?

 
Andric 2008-08-22 08:53:25 AM  
img266.imageshack.us

 
Baelz 2008-08-22 09:27:08 AM  
So mow much to share the experience of her 18th? I'll chip in $500 to welcome her to adulthood.

 
SushiJoe [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 09:35:47 AM  
That's ironic, because in 10 years she'll be charging guys $250 to "share the experience" on the corner.

 
ltrain2 2008-08-22 09:42:55 AM  
This thread should be entertaining this morning...

Andric Where is that face from?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 09:46:56 AM  
wpmulligan: Experience Miley Cyrus for $250. What?

"I'm just gonna find an ATM machine."

i5.photobucket.com

 
NetOwl 2008-08-22 09:50:03 AM  
She's the oldest-looking 16-year-old I've seen pictures of on Fark this week.

 
wpmulligan 2008-08-22 09:51:27 AM  
NetOwl: She's the oldest-looking 16-year-old I've seen pictures of on Fark this week.

She's no Chinese gymnast, that's for sure.

 
doobiebrother 2008-08-22 09:52:12 AM  
save your money,
pretend to be a studio exec, and
Bill Ray will let you do her for free.

 
doobiebrother 2008-08-22 09:53:11 AM  
oop, i meant Billy Ray, pimp daddy redneck.

 
Testicon 2008-08-22 09:56:01 AM  
ltrain2: This thread should be entertaining this morning...

Andric Where is that face from?


It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...

 
oakleyblades 2008-08-22 10:00:36 AM  
I wonder if Gary Glitter will be there after stopping in the "Disneyland" of southeast Asia?

www.virginmedia.com

 
ltrain2 2008-08-22 10:02:51 AM  
Testicon: It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...


Wow, Brian Peppers would make one HELLUVA serial killer in some movie.

He could make billions...

/scares the shiat outta me
//can't help but stare

 
februarymakeup [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 10:05:41 AM  
Gosh, and think, subby, you've just given her one more piecer of absolutely free publicity!

Man, you sure showed those people!

 
Tyler Durden's Spleen 2008-08-22 10:10:18 AM  
ltrain2: Testicon: It's Brian Peppers, which for some reason remind me of Jacko now...


Wow, Brian Peppers would make one HELLUVA serial killer in some movie.

He could make billions...

/scares the shiat outta me
//can't help but stare


farm3.static.flickr.com

 
ltrain2 2008-08-22 10:12:14 AM  
Tyler Durden's Spleen:

Wow. Just....wow.

Funniest photoshop I've ever seen on Fark.com, hands down.

Congrats, that made me laugh out loud and look stupid at work.


/considering making that my comp background...

 
Tyler Durden's Spleen 2008-08-22 10:15:54 AM  
ltrain2: Tyler Durden's Spleen:

Wow. Just....wow.

Funniest photoshop I've ever seen on Fark.com, hands down.

Congrats, that made me laugh out loud and look stupid at work.


/considering making that my comp background...


Thanks.. glad you enjoyed it.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-08-22 10:16:19 AM  
If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2

 
PYROY 2008-08-22 10:17:11 AM  
I heard the party will be in her mouth.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-08-22 10:29:00 AM  
You know this will sell out.

 
mofomisfit 2008-08-22 10:31:00 AM  
Nemo's Brother
If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2


It wouldn't have helped, she was already a bun in the oven by then. (She was born in November '92, so she must've been conceived in February '92, Achy Breaky Heart was released in July '92 - and Wikipedia is awesome for stupid things like this).

 
batsforsteadman 2008-08-22 10:35:13 AM  
just wait for her "real" party where the photos will yet again be "accidentally" leaked from her sidekick, and she will have to do yet another publicity stunt to make sure her squeaky clean disney image isn't showing any tarnish...

 
ToxicAvenger 2008-08-22 10:57:04 AM  
And Fark attempts to chisel more money out of advertisers and annoy it's readership....

img141.imageshack.us
img141.imageshack.us

 
Testicon 2008-08-22 10:58:56 AM  
ToxicAvenger: And Fark attempts to chisel more money out of advertisers and annoy it's readership....

Thank god for Firefox

 
trueaustinite 2008-08-22 11:19:39 AM  
Dear Subby

I just spoke with your employer. He is ecstatic about your offer to begin providing your services free of his obligation to pay you.

On a personal note, that is really a helluva nice thing to have done.

-TA

 
GibbyTheMole 2008-08-22 11:22:37 AM  
WTF is a Miley Cyrus link doing under the "music" tab?

Tyler Durden's Spleen:

OMFG. That is chock fulla win. It's also now my wallpaper at work.

 
NYZooMan 2008-08-22 11:23:59 AM  
She looks like a tard.

Why are all the young girls enamored by a tard?

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 11:28:02 AM  
NYZooMan: She looks like a tard.

Why are all the young girls enamored by a tard?


She doesn't go full retard?

 
The_Time_Master 2008-08-22 11:32:22 AM  
Legal in Ohio.

/just sayin

 
No Such Agency 2008-08-22 11:36:16 AM  
www.virginmedia.com

The Thai police community frowns on your "shenanigans"

 
bouchdogg 2008-08-22 11:40:38 AM  
Does anyone else think that Miley will end up on "Intervention" someday?

 
crotchlessbarneysuit 2008-08-22 11:43:33 AM  
PYROY: I heard the party will be in her mouth.

Is everyone going to c.... I mean 'show up'?

 
jgilb 2008-08-22 12:03:24 PM  
From the article's comment section:

Do we have to bring her a gift too?

 
spunkotheclown 2008-08-22 12:14:23 PM  
I can't help but hear a soft "cahk cahk cahk" coming from Miley in that picture. The microphone. It's soooo big.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-08-22 12:28:56 PM  
mofomisfit: Nemo's Brother
If the world had listened to me, Billy Ray Cyrus would have been killed right after "Achey Breakey Heart" came out. Then none of this would have ever happened.

/but no one ever listens to me.
//said the same thing about U2

It wouldn't have helped, she was already a bun in the oven by then. (She was born in November '92, so she must've been conceived in February '92, Achy Breaky Heart was released in July '92 - and Wikipedia is awesome for stupid things like this).


I'm just glad you didn't know that information from memory or something.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-08-22 12:30:13 PM  

 
ltrain2 2008-08-22 12:32:56 PM  
Man, I had high hopes for this thread.


It really never got going. Aside from the Brian Peppers photoshop, I'm ashamed of all of you.

 
docbenspock 2008-08-22 12:39:48 PM  
BalugaJoe: She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

Rachel Ray is a whore? you promise!!?

 
ltrain2 2008-08-22 12:45:10 PM  
docbenspock: BalugaJoe: She's turning into a bigger whore than Rachael Ray.

Rachel Ray is a whore? you promise!!?



Mmm...something about Rachel Ray makes me think you're right.

/and I like it

 
wwtsomifitsd 2008-08-22 12:56:05 PM  
Regarding her dad:
Link (new window)

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 01:07:30 PM  
Miley Cyrus is awful. The end.

 
elev8meL8r 2008-08-22 02:25:25 PM  
batsforsteadman: just wait for her "real" party where the photos will yet again be "accidentally" leaked from her sidekick, and she will have to do yet another publicity stunt to make sure her squeaky clean disney image isn't showing any tarnish...

tbn0.google.com

/wish I could find a better result for "vicious circle"

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-08-22 02:40:24 PM  
Actually, a foodie I know who claims to know her says Rachel Ray is a pretty wild gal.

/I guess for some that means "whore".
//It does for the foodie who told me the story, as he called her a slut.

 
talulahgosh 2008-08-22 03:23:39 PM  
this should be the best episode of super sweet 16 ever!!

Sarcastica75: Actually, a foodie I know who claims to know her says Rachel Ray is a pretty wild gal.

/I guess for some that means "whore".
//It does for the foodie who told me the story, as he called her a slut.


rachel ray did the grind with my friend at a concert. her boyfriend's band's concert. my friend was highly embarrassed.

 
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