"Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise"

Now if he started doing that on a regular basis and then ate something a little less calorie-ridden than a cheeseburger at the end, he might be able to move down a bra size or two.

Is there any food item you would walk 12 miles for? What is it?

Running the Narragansett 10 mile "Blessing of the Fleet" road race for a free beer is as close as I've come.

Holy shiat. He does look like a fat Scott Stapp.

exick: Now if he started doing that on a regular basis and then ate something a little less calorie-ridden than a cheeseburger at the end, he might be able to move down a bra size or two.

He is walking 24 miles which amounts to roughly 2400 burned. Assuming he is just getting a hamburger and coke he will lose 3-4 pounds a week.

Weed is one hell of a drug.

Excellent subby.

Hahaha. That asshole deserves it!

If I have the time, I'll walk anywhere. 8-10 miles is not out of the ordinary. People hike that far or further all the time. I don't see how this is newsworthy.

^ farther.

Nestea Plunge: Tr0mBoNe: Weed is one hell of a drug.

No, you'd be tired and no longer high after 2 miles. If he was on cocaine, he would have been there in 10 minutes.

I can tell... he was cheesed the camera was tracking him. He wanted to spark a phatty.

This guy would walk 12 miles for a cheeseburger picnic.

"what's this walk for (orrrrrrrRrrr)"
"can you take me hamburger to a place with golden fries"

/That's what I get for not previewing.
//This is the guy who loves the cheeseburger picnics

"Thanks for the words."

"Yeah, well."

dallylamma: /That's what I get for not previewing.
//This is the guy who loves the cheeseburger picnics

Baaaaaaaaam!
Green eggs and haaaaaaam!

Tr0mBoNe: dallylamma: /That's what I get for not previewing.
//This is the guy who loves the cheeseburger picnics

Baaaaaaaaam!
Green eggs and haaaaaaam!

Son of the Mustard Tiger

Did he kill himself or someone else?

No?

Who cares.

davezog: "Thanks for the words."

"Yeah, well."

bwahaha!

"Walk? Biatch, I won't even stand!"

What, no "I can haz cheezeburger" captions?

What is this world coming to??

I've walked that far for a burger before. And by 'burger' I mean sex.

dallylamma: Tr0mBoNe: dallylamma: /That's what I get for not previewing.
//This is the guy who loves the cheeseburger picnics

Baaaaaaaaam!
Green eggs and haaaaaaam!

Son of the Mustard Tiger

Onion Ring Sasquatch!

You know, considering Fark's love affair with Scott Stapp, I half expected this to be his obituary.

did he walk there with arms wide open? I wonder if he took the burger back to his own prison?

the real scott stapp shows up at little league baseball games here in boca. jason bonham's son plays in it and scott brings him to and fro to the games when jason is on the road.

he's ok at the games but he has been warned about his mouth. i've talked to him about the games but never brought anything else up. he was with a woman who i think is the wife he beat up right around the time i arrived here.

AgentOrangeDrink: dallylamma: Tr0mBoNe: dallylamma: /That's what I get for not previewing.
//This is the guy who loves the cheeseburger picnics

Baaaaaaaaam!
Green eggs and haaaaaaam!

Son of the Mustard Tiger

Onion Ring Sasquatch!

Greasy Phil Collins

davezog: "Thanks for the words."

"Yeah, well."

:D

If only bitter sarcasm came across better on the internet...

I was waiting for him to take a bite, pause, get up, and yell, "I f***ing walked 12 miles for this sh**?!"

I like how the article links to a wikipedia entry on Walking.

Disappointed it didn't involve Kid Rock's Dick