Somebody tell LaToya that her replacement has arrived.

Solange? Is that Vulcan?

It was sad really, watching Solange dance on William Rosecrans grave on July 3rd.

Smoking pot qualifies as "drug fueled sex" now? Jesus, this country has turned pussy. Call me back when she writes a song about snorting half of Bolivia and screwing for days, like they did in the 70s.

:yawn:

How can these two be cut from the same set of genes? She's like a tranny, only less attractive.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kid sister badonkadonk.

PainInTheASP: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kid sister badonkadonk.

.... with a kid

What about her evil twin Lozenge, the one with the scar?

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Smoking pot qualifies as "drug fueled sex" now? Jesus, this country has turned pussy. Call me back when she writes a song about snorting half of Bolivia and screwing for days, like they did in the 70s.

:yawn:

Last night I went on a drug fueled Burger King run after a drug fueled trip to the movies

"I am unapologetic; I don't write about things unless they're true. I'm a grown-ass woman and I've experienced grown-ass things."

Please, keep them to you dumb-ass self.

"I'm a grown-ass woman"???

Wow, she's a goddamn poet laureate. Get her some skrimps.

By the way, sex on meth> sex on coke > sex after a joint. I'm a grown ass old man and I've done more than this worthless tranny shirttail celeb has.

Flame away...I'm a grown ass farker.

I only reason I clicked this story is because I like the name Solange.

Some credit: of all things to sample, her new album apparently uses a clip from a Boards Of Canada song. Really.

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: "I'm a grown-ass woman"???

Wow, she's a goddamn poet laureate. Get her some skrimps.

/She sounds, and looks, like a jealous-ass bitter-ass ugly-ass biatch.

I wish white people made up retarded names so I could giggle at my parents stupidity every time I logged into my bank account and saw my ridiculous moniker.

Tony Stark: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Smoking pot qualifies as "drug fueled sex" now? Jesus, this country has turned pussy. Call me back when she writes a song about snorting half of Bolivia and screwing for days, like they did in the 70s.

:yawn:

Last night I went on a drug fueled Burger King run after a drug fueled trip to the movies

I've done some crazy, drug-fueled things, as much of my life is drug-fueled, but Burger King? Just say no.

I saw the name and thought of a giallo movie I once saw called "What Have You Done to Solange?"

Pot. What can't it make better?

I'm sorry, I know its a Fark cliche, but... WHO?

lilplatinum: I wish white people made up retarded names so I could giggle at my parents stupidity every time I logged into my bank account and saw my ridiculous moniker.

I didn't know that Ian Fleming was a brother.

(Actually it's older than that. It's a French name.)

duncangonuts: lilplatinum: I wish white people made up retarded names so I could giggle at my parents stupidity every time I logged into my bank account and saw my ridiculous moniker.

I didn't know that Ian Fleming was a brother.


He had a fake face like Mr. Big did in Live and Let Die to hide his true skin color.

Beyonce? Solange?

Somebody slap their parents right now!

Are there other siblings like
Doelange,
Raylange,
and
Melange, my favorite Speed Racer villain (new window)

I'm a grown-ass woman and I've experienced grown-ass things.

Intelligence AND class!

and how the fark do you pronounce THIS one?

And she predated Jamie Lynn Spears by getting married at 17 and popping out a kid the next year. As far as I know she's still married.

Solange is divorced. Married to former football player. Has written songs/hits for Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland. Her new single, I think, is pretty decent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8wzrBLrLI

MizzouGuy: Solange is divorced. Married to former football player. Has written songs/hits for Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland. Her new single, I think, is pretty decent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8wzrBLrLI

It sounded great the first time too.

Link (new window)

All the youtube comments about how original and unique it is are great though.

No, not bad (quite listenable actually), but not surprising when it's based on a former hit by another group.

MizzouGuy: Solange is divorced. Married to former football player. Has written songs/hits for Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland. Her new single, I think, is pretty decent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8wzrBLrLI

The video is an interesting, known-to-be-awesome style(been done by a million artists)

The song is SO boring though. Bleh.

How appropriate. It's a sex/drug-related duet with...[drum roll]...Lil' Wayne!!! As if she had to tell us this was true. Is this a nonfictional song or a one-night-stand flashback???

/And I think the names "Beyonce" and "Solange" are French. (No, it's not a black thing.)

bulok: How can these two be cut from the same set of genes? She's like a tranny, only less attractive.

daddy's had them both while mommy watches

what kind of name is 'Solange'?

/rhymes with 'flange'
//yeah, i went there

Rose Red: bulok: How can these two be cut from the same set of genes? She's like a tranny, only less attractive.

daddy's had them both while mommy watches

dude, she does look like a tranny.