Well, 12,000 calories a day is roughly equivalent to one stuffed crust meat lover's pizza, so there's some synergy there.

/actually, those are only 4160 calories
//and only 232g of fat!

I thought his dream was to bang Lindsay Lohan?

/or was that her dream?
//or is that my dream?
///me banging Lindsay, not Michael, that is

this dude needs to wise up and mention some car manufacturers the next time he's interviewed about his gold medals.

Freakpower: I thought his dream was to bang Lindsay Lohan?


No, that's MINE, now please get the hell out of my head.

FAT RICH AND HAPPY IN 2012

mark my words

aquigley: FAT RICH AND HAPPY IN 2012

mark my words

Book it?

/speaking of pizza hut....

In other news, Mark Spitz receives 2-for-1 coupon for Totinos:

Uhh, more than just pizza and pasta. Have any of you actually read the article?

Brad_Will: Well, 12,000 calories a day is roughly equivalent to one stuffed crust meat lover's pizza, so there's some synergy there.

/actually, those are only 4160 calories

That explains why I gained weight when I eat one of those for dinner. Now I've cut back to just pepperoni on my Stuffed Crust pizzas, and I've lost 30 lbs!

jasonmicron: Uhh, more than just pizza and pasta. Have any of you actually read the article?

This is fark...need I say more?

damn...I sure could go for a supreme pan crust right about now...with a medium thin pepperoni...FARK I'M STARVING!!!!

If I were advising him, I'd tell him to donate this freebee to a soup kitchen...would help feed someone hungry, and gain him even more respect and positive press. win-win

I just got hungry

He's going to bankrupt them if he keeps competing.

DrakeLabatt: He's going to bankrupt them if he keeps competing.

Seriously. This may turn out very badly for Pizza Hut.

Tresser: this dude needs to wise up and mention some car manufacturers the next time he's interviewed about his gold medals.

Shouldn't he try to get sponsors who actually have money?

Interesting fact: Pizza Hut cheese contains a higher percentage of polyurethane than Phelps' swimsuit.

I tried that Pizza Hut pasta. It's pretty good but I think you'd get less sodium in your diet if you just ate salt.

he'd be better off with a year supply of DiGiorno's and Spaghetti-Os than Pizza Hut.

Interveiwer: How does it feel Michael to be the greatest olympian ever?

Phelps: Rolls Royce, Playboy, Sony...

Interveiwer: Huh?

FTFhim

DrakeLabatt: He's going to bankrupt them if he keeps competing.


If it was just Phelps, the company could probably absorb the expense, but it's the entire US Olympic swim team getting a freebie, so you're talking about expense times 30, even if Natalie Coughlin is too much of a food snob to eat there.