Maybe he can post his gun collection on Fark.

Imagine if you hadn't been an asshat
It's easy if you try

Of course he's ashamed.... ashamed for being such a piss poor shot... he was aiming for Yoko....

I hope he never gets out

I try to only harbor so much disgust for other humans. But this fukker makes me really unhappy.

Beside the whole Lennon thing, Mark is a pretty cool guy.

I shot John Lennon today. Sorry Yoko, it had to be this wayyyyyyyyyyyy!

Three people wrote urging he be set free.

So -- Heather Mills and who else?

Eh, one less hippie in the world. Give that man a medal.

/yes, I'm joking

what would John Lennon say about this?

Rot in HELL Mark Chapman (just do it from inside a prison). Thank you!!

May he rot in jail until death.
Be it natural causes or the wrath of a fellow inmate.

It was Nazi mind control

A Midsummer Night's Toker: what would John Lennon say about this?

Spider Dijon: May he rot in jail until death.
Be it natural causes or the wrath of a fellow inmate.

Probably this, right?

Tat'dGreaser: Eh, one less hippie in the world. Give that man a medal.

/yes, I'm joking

Yeah, funny.

I think there is a better word than ashamed for murder. Sickened, mortified, horrified would be better choices. Also from the photo, he appears to be related to Dwight Schrute.

They should probably cut the guy a break. That was a long, long time ago.

studebaker hoch: They should probably cut the guy a break. That was a long, long time ago.

okay- but no hall of fame. i draw the line there.

Keep him, he killed John Farking Lennon. It's not like he just beat a bum to death with a hammer or something.

Dear God,

Why couldn't he have killed him before recording that inane "Imagine" song? Why? WHYYYYYY?

Sincerely,

Drill Sergeant Poopy Pants

Maybe it's safer for him to stay in jail. I bet some other fan, crazier than him, would try to kill him.

man. How long does it take for our penal system to rehabilitate a criminal? Shouldn't that be a functioning member of society now?

and to think ... had he missed and hit yoko, he would have been a hero to millions.

fate is a cruel mistress ...

Well, I guess there's nothing he can do but he can learn how to be himself in time. It's easy - he's got lots more of that now.

Plus, he never should have leaned over the wall and caught that ball at the Cubs game. Now he has nowhere to hide!

*aside* What? Steve Bartman? Are you sure? */aside*

OK, never mind.

Fark him. How dare that fat piece of shiat take another life.

John Lennon?
Did I miss a fark meme?

lambelly: man. How long does it take for our penal system to rehabilitate a criminal? Shouldn't that be a functioning member of society now?

Heh - you said penal.
Don't you know by now that the justice system is a popularity contest?

/penal

Based upon some of the posts in this thread, he's probably safer in prison.

/you guys do realize you're fans of the '60s version of the Backstreet Boys, right?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Maybe he can post his gun collection on Fark.

farking brilliant.

/just noticed the wilco quote ... very nice

"Who shot who?"

/actually had that asked of me

b3x

and to think ... had he missed and hit yoko, he would have been a hero to millions.

fate is a cruel mistress ...

RIMS!

Perhaps we should drill a hole in his skull, pull the brain out, and use the space to store a tiny Mp3 jukebox. We can then coat him in six inches of shellac and seat his encased figure outside the Dakota in central park where people can rent baseball bats for 50$ a whack to beat him while he plays "Imagine" ... The reciepts can go to feeding the poor and clothing the naked.

Or something like that.

/am I trying too hard?

Too soon; he farking murdered someone, and it still affects the lives of millions. He shouldn't get out until he is too old to really enjoy himself and all his fame.

if he were to be released, i wouldn't be surprised if someone took a shot at him for what he did. he should remain in prison not just for what he did, but for his own safety! imagine if he was released and you saw him walking down the street. what would you do? there's a lot people that probably want to kick this dude's arse.

it is for his safety.

If he'd killed a plumber named John Lennon 28 years ago, he likely would have been paroled by now.

/not a Beetles fan

We now join "Fark- The Schadenfreude Fistpump", in progress.

Episode 6 - Disassociated spite.

The guy who killed Ringo didn't spend that much time in prison.

Person: Based upon some of the posts in this thread, he's probably safer in prison.

/you guys do realize you're fans of the '60s version of the Backstreet Boys, right?

0/10. That really sucked.

Anyone catch the Something Positive^ cartoon this morning? Very appropriate for this topic. I'm websensed at work, so I can't link to it.

3 people argued for his release...okay Mr. and Mrs. Sunshine, if you want him so back, fine, he gets to live with YOU...after he spends a couple weeks using you farking skull for a bong, we come back in, cap his ass and 4 less problems in the world!(Yes, I know it is Carlin, but I miss him, too!)

WaltzingMathilda: Marla Singer's Laundry: Maybe he can post his gun collection on Fark.

farking brilliant.

/just noticed the wilco quote ... very nice

You're the first person to recognize it.

It's A Day in the Life redux, for me, anyhow.

I pretty much lean to the right on many issues but wow, you people are f*cked up. Lennon would be really proud of his legacy.

Person: Based upon some of the posts in this thread, he's probably safer in prison.

/you guys do realize you're fans of the '60s version of the Backstreet Boys, right?

Don't try to revise history based upon your 20-year memory of history. Anyone who would mention The BS Boys with the Beatles is ignorant of music and its history.

Troll.

Person: Based upon some of the posts in this thread, he's probably safer in prison.

/you guys do realize you're fans of the '60s version of the Backstreet Boys, right?

that is the best troll you've got?

emiliogtz: Maybe it's safer for him to stay in jail. I bet some other fan, crazier than him, would try to kill him.

That's actually what I was thinking too. If he gets out of jail, someone will end up killing him. Better for all that he stays in.

Tat'dGreaser: Eh, one less hippie in the world. Give that man a medal.

/yes, I'm joking

THIS

Before the gun nuts start in on me, I should disclose that I own one too. It's strictly platonic though.

Self-defense, not self-worth.

Space Station Wagon: Person: Based upon some of the posts in this thread, he's probably safer in prison.

/you guys do realize you're fans of the '60s version of the Backstreet Boys, right?

that is the best troll you've got?

It was either that or the more current Jonas Brothers. Either way, judging by the number of responses in such a short period of time, I'd say it was pretty good.