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(Now Magazine) Interesting Kanye West posts dozens of photos of Scarlett Johansson on his online blog entry entitled "My Favorite White Girl!!!!!!!" Reports that the actress is seeking a restraining order yet to be confirmed   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 44
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Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:30:08 AM  
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:32:05 AM  
Well, he has good taste, if nothing else.

 
La Fee Verte 2008-08-19 11:32:41 AM  

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:34:51 AM  
But she's not fat.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:46:57 AM  
Kanye uses the Queen's English?

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:57:51 AM  
Well, I can't argue.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 12:04:04 PM  
I'll protect you from that creepy rapper, Scarlett. Come on over. I have toast and pudding.

And soup... lots of soup.

 
TheYeti [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 12:21:20 PM  
aBadAss | August 17, 2008
yeah, they're cute... but its like "c'mon dude" ya feel me? he got a few mixed black chicks, but a bunch of all white chicks- im not hatin'not even a lil bit, but can we get some BROWN people on here... they can be brazilian, jamaican, trini, from the bahamas, puerto rican whatever, but can they be brown you know, dark brown... the complexion of some of your family members?? im not mad, its just akward... i mean i really feel your music man i Always count you as one of the best mc's of all time... but after seeing this, im kinda like "do he just not like his women??".. cuz i have only seen you date em light, but whatever... i'd just thought i would inquire about this perplexing situation... maybe you need to hang around some bad ass dark-skin chicks, they must not run in your circle, lol...
anyway, i would love to see atleast one dark skin chick a month (she can be from whatever country cuz dark skin is even in australia, ya feel me) just One a month, please kanye! for the fan

 
strangeguitar 2008-08-19 12:21:38 PM  
She's my favorite white girl too.
Kanye is my favorite cry-baby homosexual.
/not that there's anything wrong with that.

 
Beck Bristow 2008-08-19 12:35:29 PM  
Kanye knows whats up

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-19 12:42:35 PM  
TheYeti: aBadAss | August 17, 2008
yeah, they're cute... but its like "c'mon dude" ya feel me? he got a few mixed black chicks, but a bunch of all white chicks- im not hatin'not even a lil bit, but can we get some BROWN people on here... they can be brazilian, jamaican, trini, from the bahamas, puerto rican whatever, but can they be brown you know, dark brown... the complexion of some of your family members?? im not mad, its just akward... i mean i really feel your music man i Always count you as one of the best mc's of all time... but after seeing this, im kinda like "do he just not like his women??".. cuz i have only seen you date em light, but whatever... i'd just thought i would inquire about this perplexing situation... maybe you need to hang around some bad ass dark-skin chicks, they must not run in your circle, lol...
anyway, i would love to see atleast one dark skin chick a month (she can be from whatever country cuz dark skin is even in australia, ya feel me) just One a month, please kanye! for the fan


I feelin' this, but I don't know if its in a good way or a bad way.

 
swingerhead [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 12:51:45 PM  
What language are the comments in on that blog? Do they have their own language. Whats the equivilant of "her knees are too bony"?
this chick is so beautiful, i didn't even realize it...i would definitely eat her on the grass in the sunlight. she's devil plated,like a breathe of fresh white girl air...yea i said it ha. and im gonna still promote mayte garcia weather she makes the cut or not. kanye nothing to do with this but you should hop on the plies song (plz excuse my hands)make a remix or something. it sounds like something you'd hop on.

 
gorgor 2008-08-19 01:41:17 PM  
He doesn't care about black people.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 01:54:43 PM  
In other news: I have something in common with Kanye West

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 01:55:10 PM  
Yeah but if she posted "He is my favorite Black Boy" the news would be all OMG SCARLET IS A RACIST !!1!!!11

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 01:57:01 PM  
The Icelander: In other news: I have something in common with Kanye West

Ditto.

www.kanyeuniversecity.com

Hollywood Cole doesn't care about hotlinking.

 
T.rex 2008-08-19 03:08:21 PM  
can you imagine if like John Mayer put up on his blog, entitled, "My Favorite Black Girl". !?

 
degreeless 2008-08-19 03:28:22 PM  
Dear Kanye West,

Please stay away from our cream cakes.

Thanks,

The management.

 
lectos 2008-08-19 03:31:11 PM  
He's just after her because she sings better than he does.

 
mahavishnunj 2008-08-19 03:35:14 PM  
strangeguitar: She's my favorite white girl too.
Kanye is my favorite cry-baby homosexual.
/not that there's anything wrong with that.


lol

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-08-19 03:45:54 PM  
T.rex: can you imagine if like John Mayer put up on his blog, entitled, "My Favorite Black Girl". !?

i think we would all be shocked at that behavior... being that we were all sure he was a ragining homo
/nttiatwwt

 
davynelson 2008-08-19 03:47:15 PM  
Unlike Kanye, I don't see "white" or "black" people, I just see people.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 03:54:02 PM  
davynelson: Unlike Kanye, I don't see "white" or "black" people, I just see people gorgeous hooters.

FTFY

 
Brown Sauce 2008-08-19 04:00:34 PM  
Kanye cares about white women.

/talking 'bout white girls...I got sunshine on a cloudy day with
white girls...I've even got the month of May with white girls...

 
Grigor_Chuk 2008-08-19 04:06:25 PM  
Great.

Now I have to delete my Scarlett Johansson spank bank on the off chance that I find myself thinking of Kanye West at the opportune moment.

The interweb giveth, and the interweb taketh away.

 
doctorwormwood 2008-08-19 04:11:53 PM  
wow the comments on that blog really confirmed the caliber of idiot that I was thinking posts on a Kayne West blog..

 
LewDux 2008-08-19 04:12:23 PM  
submitter: Kanye West posts dozens of photos of Scarlett Johansson on his online blog entry entitled "My Favorite White Girl!" Reports that the actress is seeking a restraining order yet to be confirmed

He's rapper, not raper

 
flecsrogar 2008-08-19 04:32:12 PM  
lifefamilyetal.com

You're talking about this guy's fiance?

Baaaaaaad Idea.....

/hotlinked?

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2008-08-19 04:43:25 PM  
Hollywood Cole: The Icelander: In other news: I have something in common with Kanye West

Ditto.

Hollywood Cole doesn't care about hotlinking.


Are you by chance shirtless?

/does not want to f*ck with you

 
GypsyJoker 2008-08-19 04:45:18 PM  
30 posts and no Cleavon Little yet?

 
PanzerFaust 2008-08-19 04:56:11 PM  
funny.....seeing how I would be racist if I commented on my blog that Alan Keyes was my favorite baby daddy.

and he is.....

 
phlegmography 2008-08-19 05:14:12 PM  
This is easily the best work he's ever done.

 
suicide 2008-08-19 05:42:30 PM  
davynelson: Unlike Kanye, I don't see "white" or "black" people, I just see people.

hahahahahahaha.

 
Mini Ditka 2008-08-19 06:56:55 PM  
Mugato: But she's not fat.

img354.imageshack.us

/you win grape soda

 
oryx 2008-08-19 07:07:26 PM  
Posting a bunch of pictures constitutes a blog?

 
madden101 2008-08-19 08:14:45 PM  
degreeless: Thanks,

The management.


I LOL'd

because it's true

 
It's Me Bender 2008-08-19 09:15:04 PM  
Comments thread is full of win.

yeah, they're cute... but its like "c'mon dude" ya feel me? he got a few mixed black chicks, but a bunch of all white chicks- im not hatin'not even a lil bit, but can we get some BROWN people on here... they can be brazilian, jamaican, trini, from the bahamas, puerto rican whatever, but can they be brown you know, dark brown... the complexion of some of your family members?? im not mad, its just akward... i mean i really feel your music man i Always count you as one of the best mc's of all time... but after seeing this, im kinda like "do he just not like his women??".. cuz i have only seen you date em light, but whatever... i'd just thought i would inquire about this perplexing situation... maybe you need to hang around some bad ass dark-skin chicks, they must not run in your circle, lol...
anyway, i would love to see atleast one dark skin chick a month (she can be from whatever country cuz dark skin is even in australia, ya feel me) just One a month, please kanye! for the fans


and


i cant front, i thought she was wack judging from da main pic. but shes bad. especially wit long hair. she can get it.

 
Grey Street 2008-08-19 09:33:18 PM  
It's Me Bender: Comments thread is full of win.

yeah, they're cute... but its like "c'mon dude" ya feel me? he got a few mixed black chicks, but a bunch of all white chicks- im not hatin'not even a lil bit, but can we get some BROWN people on here... they can be brazilian, jamaican, trini, from the bahamas, puerto rican whatever, but can they be brown you know, dark brown... the complexion of some of your family members?? im not mad, its just akward... i mean i really feel your music man i Always count you as one of the best mc's of all time... but after seeing this, im kinda like "do he just not like his women??".. cuz i have only seen you date em light, but whatever... i'd just thought i would inquire about this perplexing situation... maybe you need to hang around some bad ass dark-skin chicks, they must not run in your circle, lol...
anyway, i would love to see atleast one dark skin chick a month (she can be from whatever country cuz dark skin is even in australia, ya feel me) just One a month, please kanye! for the fans



There's really no hate like the hate black women have for black men who date white women exclusively.

 
sunshine_mcbihface [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 10:57:13 PM  
Funny, she's MY favorite white girl, too!

/MINE, Kayne
//You cannot have her.
///Not yours.

 
firegoat 2008-08-19 11:20:01 PM  
Mini Ditka: Mugato: But she's not fat.



/you win grape soda


I don't think I've laughed so hard at a picture ever

 
Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-19 11:30:06 PM  
NOT YOURS.

CAN'T HAVE.

 
onomatopoetic 2008-08-20 12:01:56 AM  
Mini Ditka: /you win grape soda

Now, I'm not claiming to be an expert on Negro Studies or anything but shouldn't that be "grape drink"?

/or is it drank?

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-08-20 10:26:28 AM  
firegoat: Mini Ditka: Mugato: But she's not fat.



/you win grape soda

I don't think I've laughed so hard at a picture ever


This. Keyboard...New...etc.

 
Zombie Eater 2008-08-20 02:47:35 PM  
Mini Ditka: Mugato: But she's not fat.



/you win grape soda PURPLE DRANK!


images.blackheartgoldpants.com

 
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