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(AZCentral) Amusing Doctors say Bono is a fatty, order him to lose weight. Axl, Jim Morrison nod in recognition   (azcentral.com) divider line 12
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HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-08-18 09:40:32 PM  
Here 's another reason why rock is dead: Rockstars are being told to lose weight by their labels


i would have liked to what a jim morrison would say to a record exec who would have told him to lose weight...

 
MacEnvy [TotalFark] 2008-08-18 10:33:17 PM  
I've gotta lose some too. Probably 30 lbs at this point. My work slacks don't fit anymore. I blame the crappiness of the fitness center in my new apartment building. I don't really feel like going to the gym when the machines are filthy and the ellipticals "clank".

I'm with you in solidarity, Bono. Oh, and your music sucks ass and always has.

 
CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 12:03:30 AM  
In the name of lunch
What more in the name of lunch

 
00ghost27 2008-08-19 12:03:32 AM  
play tennis, i just started and i can see my abs again!

 
StvyRayVhn1 2008-08-19 12:37:45 AM  
Why does everyone say Axl is fat?

Picture taken in '06 the night he got in a fight with Ralph Lauren.
www.axlrose1.com

 
marius2 2008-08-19 03:07:20 AM  
StvyRayVhn1: Why does everyone say Axl is fat?


I think they meant Phat.

 
grundletaint 2008-08-19 08:14:57 AM  
that looks like a pink man-boob to me.....

 
floorpie 2008-08-19 09:03:56 AM  
Sundae bloody sundae!

 
StvyRayVhn1 2008-08-19 09:22:22 AM  
marius2 Good point

 
justonefrog 2008-08-19 10:25:07 AM  
floorpie..
Hee!

 
lumberjackbreakfast 2008-08-19 10:55:45 AM  
floorpie,

Sundae bloody sundae!


BRILLIANT!!

 
Henry Holland 2008-08-19 01:59:16 PM  
Jim Morrison, whether he's fat, thin or dead, is still a million times more interesting than Paul Hewson and his on-so-earnest, dull music. Gawd, another U2 album in January? Let me guess, 2 really good songs, 2 alright ones, the rest filler, that's been the formula since Achtung Baby.

/Not a fan of the fat tub of goo Bono, obviously

 
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