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(NYPost) Obvious Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie have still not weaned themselves from Michael's teat   (nypost.com) divider line 13
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prickle27 [TotalFark] 2008-08-18 07:26:17 PM  
Holy Cheesus! That page is full of plastic surgery gone awry.

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MachoGrande 2008-08-18 08:30:06 PM  
Too long, didn't read.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-08-18 11:09:35 PM  
And all I can think of is Charlie Sheen speaking Cree.

 
Heroic Poser 2008-08-18 11:54:14 PM  
Well thanks, subby.
That thought is some Nightmare Fuel.

 
Ex Parte Gilligan 2008-08-19 12:06:18 AM  
How is it sucking at Michael's teat when the TFA talks about his brothers trying to "reach [Michael] about money he owes them"?

 
Nothing But Net 2008-08-19 12:09:37 AM  
I met Tito a couple of years ago on a cruise. He's cool as hell, bought me drinks, talked several minute to my friend on my cell, and we hung out a couple of hours just BS'n. He's da man in my book. We didn't discuss Jacko, tho.

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Comrade438 2008-08-19 12:19:48 AM  
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Tito?

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-08-19 01:07:54 AM  
Comrade438: Tito?

WIN

 
WrongTrousers 2008-08-19 01:33:30 AM  
Nothing But Net: I met Tito a couple of years ago on a cruise. He's cool as hell, bought me drinks, talked several minute to my friend on my cell, and we hung out a couple of hours just BS'n. He's da man in my book. We didn't discuss Jacko, tho.

Looks like he bought you several...

 
Rye_ [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 01:47:59 AM  
The only thing left for Micheal Jackson is to fake his own death and then appear suddenly at a tard telethon in 20 years. This is his best option.

 
MtnByker 2008-08-19 02:00:45 AM  
This is old news. IF he really owed them what they claim they would of sued by now because this story has been around for the last year and a half.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-08-19 02:29:08 AM  
If they had any kind of balls at all, his brothers would have descended on Jacko's scrawny pale ass and beat him senseless till he coughed up the money he owes them.

What's he going to do? Squeal on them?

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2008-08-19 09:32:48 AM  
Gyrfalcon: If they had any kind of balls at all, his brothers would have descended on Jacko's scrawny pale ass and beat him senseless till he coughed up the money he owes them.

What's he going to do? Squeal on them?


I wouldn't. Michael Jackson is like the T-1000 if he was made out of Rubbermaid. He'll just keep coming back for more...until five years later when the handle inevitably breaks.

 
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