...because her boobs are more-fake than my Austrian accent?

I want to put my naughty bits in and around her mouth.

It rubbed the lotion on its skin and didn't get the hose.


/wow

Skail: ...because her boobs are more-fake than my Austrian accent?

It would help if you didn't keep trying to say, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie."

I take it that submitter doesn't have Showtime.

man, these type of pictures do NOTHING for me. to0 photoshopped, too sterile and cold and clinical...

bring back the amateurs with bruises that look dangerously underaged

remember back in the olden days (you old farts like me) when you looked at the new playboy and the centerfold was some chick without plastic parts? that was the good old days. having a couple of slabs of silicone attached to your chest doesn't make you sexy, just desperate for attention.

Nabb1: Skail: ...because her boobs are more-fake than my Austrian accent?

It would help if you didn't keep trying to say, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie."

Yeah, I've learned they don't call each other "mate," either.