Good riddance. I haven't been arrested to date, but that's no thanks to Tequila.

hershmire: Good riddance. I haven't been arrested to date, but that's no thanks to Tequila.

So let me get this straight, you blame the tequila...

submitter: Agave growers giving up and planting more lucrative crops

Coca?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No NewsFlash!!??! This is EPIC!

More for the worms.
/looks at my bottle of Mezcal and the ugly motherfarker at the bottom of it amidst the other booze.

Tequila snob thread!


(and if you brag about what tequila you drink, you sir are a real snob)

gopher321: (and if you brag about what tequila you drink, you sir are a real snob)

As long as Herradura stays in business I'll be happy. I'd rather have Herradura silver than anything with the cuervo name on it.

(Might as well get the flames started)

Dear lord, what will cougars use to get laid now?

emocomputerjock: Dear lord, what will cougars use to get laid now?

Red Bull and Vodka. Goes down like water. Hyper Water.

The last time I had Tequila was the last time I will ever have Tequila.

I like agave cactus juice. It's difficult to find in non-fermented form.

Interesting, because agave nectar is growing in popularity due to its low sucrose content (it's very sweet, but comparatively safe for diabetics)...

yes, I know - I didn't mention tequila.

Clicked hoping to see the OMG/ONOZ graphic.

Left intoxicated.

gopher321: Tequila snob thread!


(and if you brag about what tequila you drink, you sir are a real snob)

I don't care what kind, as long as it's 100% from agave, not 51% agave and 49% cheap-ass vodka.

Practical_Draconian: More for the worms.
/looks at my bottle of Mezcal and the ugly motherfarker at the bottom of it amidst the other booze.

If you make it to the bottom of a bottle of mezcal you not only wont care what is lingering at the bottom, you wont be able to taste it, remember it, breath, escape sans brain damage.


nasty nasty stuff

/lived in oaxaca

Tequilla is something I love dearly and drink seldomly. For a good reason.

I'll never forget the friendly neighborhood campfire where my 72-year-old neighbor brought over a bottle and we both finished it off. Later that night, I awoke, feeling grass on my face...

/awesome aftertaste, though

Thank you for the warning. I will start stockpiling in preparation

Gwinny: Interesting, because agave nectar is growing in popularity due to its low sucrose content (it's very sweet, but comparatively safe for diabetics)...

yes, I know - I didn't mention tequila.

Is there anything the agave can't do?

Maybe I just started paying attention to it, but it seems like that last 10 years have brought a tremendous number of really good tequila brands to the shelves. For the most part, as long as it's 100% agave, you should be just fine.

Tequila certainly isn't for everybody, but if you think Cuervo Gold is an example of a good tequila, you should try an aged premium tequila (patron, chinaco, casa noble, etc.) just to appreciate the difference. In my experience, too much of the cheap stuff can ruin the next day or two. The same amount of good tequila has nowhere near the same effects.

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

liquid pantie remover

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!!!


I spend like $150 a month on Tequila. Yes, I drink a lot. Yes, I like Tequila too much.

Tequila + beer.. great combo.. no, not mixed.. Tequila shot, then drink a beer.. and repeat..

Tequila is the ONLY liqour that will mix with beer without giving you a hangover.

liquid c c c c c courage!

brx: NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

THIS

growing corn takes nitrogen and other nutrients out of the soil. it is a slippery slope my friend. agave doesn't need nearly as good soil afaik. if you have great soil plant corn and rotate your crop [and know how to do it] but if you don't corn isn't gonna grow in the clay like soil agave does.

Stupid congresscritters...quit stealing my money for the express purpose of driving up the prices of my precious Hornitos. I've already had to step down to 1800, if I can't afford that anymore I might just have to go crazy.

That is all.

I love tequila, but I hate apologizing the next day, so I quit drinking the stuff. You know how some people say that whiskey makes them mean, vodka makes them horny? Tequila does all of those to me, at the same time.

As long as the rum is safe.

No, I'm not trying to make a Pirates reference, if the rum goes, I'll start shooting people.

Well that kills my favorite pick-up lines. Better start looking for new man-bait. :(

Haha. Stupid-expensive tequila is nice for sipping but everything under utter top-shelf tastes oily.

When there's wind of a whisky shortage I'll start filling 50 gallon barrels.

Slapguts: I love tequila, but I hate apologizing the next day, so I quit drinking the stuff. You know how some people say that whiskey makes them mean, vodka makes them horny? Tequila does all of those to me, at the same time.

liquid rape?

TheSilverOne: As long as the Montecristo rum is safe.


FTFY.

/Heaven in a bottle.

Does this mean Tequila Worms will be slithering in the unemployment line?

progoth: Stupid congresscritters...quit stealing my money for the express purpose of driving up the prices of my precious Hornitos. I've already had to step down to 1800, if I can't afford that anymore I might just have to go crazy.

Hornitos, truly the Tequila to drink, I'll step down to Conmemorativo... but never to any Cuervo product.

Saw too much of that for $5.00 a gallon in Mexico.

Cabo Wabo fan here.

/Especially the Anejo.

Antilope: Does this mean Tequila Worms will be slithering in the unemployment line?

Vast herds of them have been spotted writhing northward toward the border. Many will replace the fecal matter found in Coors and Budweiser.

I need three bottles of that Patron.

Better build up your tolerance now for the great tequila wars of 2011 and 2012.

I loves me some Heradurra.

Crap. I like good tequila (partial to reposados). Bottled tequila only lasts about ~7ish years too, so this could be a problem.

/Had that poster in college.
//If you look close enough, she has flesh-colored pieces of plastic or rubber covering her nipples.

Scotch is for sippin and enjoying on your own, with a book, or perhaps with one good old friend.

Beer is for parties and get togethers with people you don't know that well like the office party, or a frat party.

Tequila is for getting drunk as snot with people you know and love, or people you want to know and love.

Alien-eyed 'Space tart.

Tequila makes my clothes fall off.

hachijuhachi: I loves me some Heradurra.

This

"I don't care what kind, as long as it's 100% from agave, not 51% agave and 49% cheap-ass vodka."
This, except it's usually 49% rum. No wonder the hangover is so bad.