Under what?

Under where?

Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

Bare Naked Ladies FTW!

And a burglar flees in boxers
After brief chase gets away
And he carries the reminders
Of every house he's washed his clothes
Or cleaned them 'til he's cried out
In his anger and his shame:
"I am bleaching, I am bleaching"
But the burglar still remains

Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

Win

sounds like some dope head hasn't come to the reality of becoming homeless, thinks the dealer is unknowing of the true depth of his addiction by appearing to be clean.

Under there!

It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.

Did he leave skid marks?

hiding under wear?

Under pants?

Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.

It's amazing that people would pretend not to like the band, in spite of their awesomeness.

i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?

some_beer_drinker: i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?



Close enough.

some_beer_drinker: i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?

well, even if you did miss an r or two during the story you shoulda got the point and your mind should have corrected your initial thought automatically... so if you were, (and i pray you were) just trying to be funny, then yea you need help.

COMEDY BY some_beer_drinker = loss!!

I believe they all was brutalizing him.

Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.

It's a little disturbing how many people make assumptions based on offhand comments.

Actually it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to put others down for their familiarity with pop music to make themselves feel superior.

Where?

Oh, there!

Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.

Old Apartment, This is where It Ends... and tons more. Are they still around? Seems they kinda went to the Top 40 Because It Sells genre rather than sticking with writing good songs, but whatever.

12.fl.oz.: I have had a shiatty day.
Thanks for the LOL's.

It's what I live for. Seriously. =)

logruszed: I believe they all was brutalizing him.

really, i think this scene would be better naked. it's a nude scene.

/y'all be brutaliiiiiiiizzzzing..... MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!

I see England, I see France...

How big are the burger flees, and how do you get them out of your boxers?

So he's gone Commando?

ImJustaTroll: How big are the burger flees, and how do you get them out of your boxers?

Burger fleas? Now I'm losing my appetite.

I'm out there Jerry and lovin' every minute of it! (new window)

Did he make a speedo getaway?

Chickencherrycola?

The "under there" joke is child lore. It's in the "Pinch me" song as part of the nostalgia. It probably dates at least as far back as the 1940s but could be as old as the euphemism itself. The English middle classes began wearing under in the early 1700s. The Online Etymological dictionary says the word dates from 1872:

underwear 1872, from under + wear (n.). So called because it is worn under one's clothing.

Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


/first thing that popped into my head reading that comment
//get off my lawn you damn kids!
///going outside to yell at the clouds

Why didn't the boxers just beat the crap out of him?

BKITU: And a burglar flees in boxers
After brief chase gets away
And he carries the reminders
Of every house he's washed his clothes
Or cleaned them 'til he's cried out
In his anger and his shame:
"I am bleaching, I am bleaching"
But the burglar still remains

lie lie lie

turd burglar

TheRevHairless: Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

the thin brown line of law enforcement will catch up with him in the end

TheRevHairless: Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


I came here to say this, hoping someone else already had. You did not disappoint, Rev!

/bet you can't guess what I'm doin'!

Maybe they can organize a team of commandos to find him.

/got nothin'

Myself248: TheRevHairless: Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


I came here to say this, hoping someone else already had. You did not disappoint, Rev!

/bet you can't guess what I'm doin'!

sitting around nude? fapping? smearing strawberry sauce all over yourself? all the above?

I guess I am one of the few here old enough to know that that 'under there' joke has been around a lot longer than the Bare Naked Ladies.

chetbango: I guess I am one of the few here old enough to know that that 'under there' joke has been around a lot longer than the Bare Naked Ladies.

Nah, most of us do. I don't think it's worth criticizing musical tastes though. ;)

Is he hiding under the dikfer?

Are we sure he wasn't an encyclopedia salesman?

/too bad he wasn't two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen