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(AP) Obvious Burglar flees in boxers, after brief chase gets away. Maybe he's hiding under there   (ap.google.com) divider line 41
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hershmire 2008-08-17 02:09:18 PM  
Under what?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 02:16:39 PM  
Under where?

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 03:41:52 PM  
Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 03:43:55 PM  
Bare Naked Ladies FTW!

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 04:34:20 PM  
And a burglar flees in boxers
After brief chase gets away
And he carries the reminders
Of every house he's washed his clothes
Or cleaned them 'til he's cried out
In his anger and his shame:
"I am bleaching, I am bleaching"
But the burglar still remains

 
piercer310 [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 06:04:25 PM  
Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

Win

 
Critical-Fukc 2008-08-17 06:06:36 PM  
sounds like some dope head hasn't come to the reality of becoming homeless, thinks the dealer is unknowing of the true depth of his addiction by appearing to be clean.

 
Daniefish 2008-08-17 06:15:45 PM  
Under there!

images.starpulse.com

 
Deece 2008-08-17 06:18:01 PM  
It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.

 
Homer_J_Fong 2008-08-17 06:18:01 PM  
Did he leave skid marks?

 
rooftop235 2008-08-17 06:21:21 PM  
hiding under wear?

 
oh and once I saw a blimp 2008-08-17 06:25:15 PM  
Under pants?

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2008-08-17 06:29:25 PM  
Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.


It's amazing that people would pretend not to like the band, in spite of their awesomeness.

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-08-17 06:35:55 PM  
i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 06:38:26 PM  
some_beer_drinker: i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?

i139.photobucket.com

Close enough.

 
Critical-Fukc 2008-08-17 06:42:29 PM  
some_beer_drinker: i read that as buglar. i didnt know what a buglar was, so i was confused. do i need help?

well, even if you did miss an r or two during the story you shoulda got the point and your mind should have corrected your initial thought automatically... so if you were, (and i pray you were) just trying to be funny, then yea you need help.

COMEDY BY some_beer_drinker = loss!!

 
logruszed 2008-08-17 06:45:13 PM  
I believe they all was brutalizing him.

 
damiangerous [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 06:48:27 PM  
Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.


It's a little disturbing how many people make assumptions based on offhand comments.

Actually it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to put others down for their familiarity with pop music to make themselves feel superior.


 
thelordofcheese 2008-08-17 06:53:41 PM  
Where?
www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar
Oh, there!

Deece: It's a little disturbing how many people think Barenaked Ladies came up with that joke.

Actually, it's a little disturbing how many people are willing to cop to listening to Barenaked Ladies.


Old Apartment, This is where It Ends... and tons more. Are they still around? Seems they kinda went to the Top 40 Because It Sells genre rather than sticking with writing good songs, but whatever.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 06:57:43 PM  
12.fl.oz.: I have had a shiatty day.
Thanks for the LOL's.


It's what I live for. Seriously. =)

 
Peter_Steele 2008-08-17 07:07:12 PM  
logruszed: I believe they all was brutalizing him.

really, i think this scene would be better naked. it's a nude scene.

/y'all be brutaliiiiiiiizzzzing..... MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-08-17 07:18:47 PM  
I see England, I see France...

 
ImJustaTroll 2008-08-17 07:21:43 PM  
How big are the burger flees, and how do you get them out of your boxers?

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2008-08-17 07:23:44 PM  
So he's gone Commando?

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-08-17 07:27:43 PM  
ImJustaTroll: How big are the burger flees, and how do you get them out of your boxers?

Burger fleas? Now I'm losing my appetite.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-08-17 07:30:58 PM  

 
gregoire4 2008-08-17 07:35:25 PM  
Did he make a speedo getaway?

 
brantgoose 2008-08-17 07:39:00 PM  
Chickencherrycola?

 
brantgoose 2008-08-17 07:57:00 PM  
The "under there" joke is child lore. It's in the "Pinch me" song as part of the nostalgia. It probably dates at least as far back as the 1940s but could be as old as the euphemism itself. The English middle classes began wearing under in the early 1700s. The Online Etymological dictionary says the word dates from 1872:

underwear 1872, from under + wear (n.). So called because it is worn under one's clothing.

 
TheRevHairless 2008-08-17 08:09:12 PM  
Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


/first thing that popped into my head reading that comment
//get off my lawn you damn kids!
///going outside to yell at the clouds

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 08:31:36 PM  
Why didn't the boxers just beat the crap out of him?

 
ThatGuyOverThere 2008-08-17 08:41:53 PM  
BKITU: And a burglar flees in boxers
After brief chase gets away
And he carries the reminders
Of every house he's washed his clothes
Or cleaned them 'til he's cried out
In his anger and his shame:
"I am bleaching, I am bleaching"
But the burglar still remains


lie lie lie

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 09:51:21 PM  
turd burglar

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 09:56:16 PM  
TheRevHairless: Control_this: Of course he got away. He left nothing but a streak!

the thin brown line of law enforcement will catch up with him in the end

 
Myself248 2008-08-17 10:12:12 PM  
TheRevHairless: Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


I came here to say this, hoping someone else already had. You did not disappoint, Rev!

/bet you can't guess what I'm doin'!

 
Sonnuvah 2008-08-17 10:30:31 PM  
Maybe they can organize a team of commandos to find him.

/got nothin'

 
TheRevHairless 2008-08-17 10:37:15 PM  
Myself248: TheRevHairless: Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek


I came here to say this, hoping someone else already had. You did not disappoint, Rev!

/bet you can't guess what I'm doin'!


sitting around nude? fapping? smearing strawberry sauce all over yourself? all the above?

 
chetbango 2008-08-18 12:00:02 AM  
I guess I am one of the few here old enough to know that that 'under there' joke has been around a lot longer than the Bare Naked Ladies.

 
picturescrazy 2008-08-18 02:58:50 AM  
chetbango: I guess I am one of the few here old enough to know that that 'under there' joke has been around a lot longer than the Bare Naked Ladies.

Nah, most of us do. I don't think it's worth criticizing musical tastes though. ;)

 
picturescrazy 2008-08-18 02:59:49 AM  
Is he hiding under the dikfer?

 
nucular bum 2008-08-18 11:41:13 AM  
Are we sure he wasn't an encyclopedia salesman?

/too bad he wasn't two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen

 
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