Tell me that you love me!

"But Iz don likz de teabags..."

It's good to be the king.

So THIS is how they do it in Germany?

"Whadya mean you don't like it when i sit on yer face?"

"Gimme an 'L'!"

I should've chewed my arm off when I had the chance.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!

(link NSFW)

One sitting: 'You are a crappy substitute for Pumbaa.'

*poot* Smell it, c'mon SMELL IT!

bottom one:
I'm meerly a pawn in the game of life.

"I'm crushing your head!"

"NOW I'm an asshat."

Neener Neener.

My taint. Let me show it to you.

what meercat porn may look like...

Fark.com's Meercat Theater presents: Thread #2018473

"It makes me sad when people misspell our species common name with a 'c' instead of a 'k'."

"Me, too."

Min5trel: "Gimme an 'L'!"

This gets my vote.

Of course voting won't be enabled for another twenty-one minutes, and I will probably have forgotten all about it by then. So, thanks for the giggle and--hey, the pizza's here! Be right back...

Dude, when I get sober enough to stand, I'm gonna kick your ass.

When I said I wanted to wear your ass as a hat,..
Somehow I thought it would be more erotic than this.

Dare me to fart?

/thought that too Skail
//vote for j00

"You want me to do this to you, too?"

Can you hear me now?

"stop complaining,human men pay good money to be treated like this."

"How much? Okay, but remember, no sex - I'm not that kind of girl."

"What dead body? I don't see no dead body."

meerkat

"Though few seem to understand, I had to respect my brother's dying wish to be stuffed and made into a sofa."

Tr0mBoNe: Tell me that you love me!

Over in one.

Free Meerkat

dugitman: "NOW I'm an asshat."

LOL win

Hakuna matata, motherfarker.

Are you sure this is how to do a Cleveland Steamer?

"File footage"

mikaloyd

Sorry dude, but LAME.

Now if I was *smart* I'd put my money where my mouth was
and come up with my own caption.

I'm kinda busy right now though.

//regret

Yeah that's it sit on it...yeah. Now put your cigarette out on me.

Atuna Facesquatta

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

I wish I could quit you...

A dingo ate my baby.

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

Top meercat: "You're an a$$hole"

Bottom meerkat: "I am what I eat"

No, Bob, I can not hear the ocean. Now can you get off my head already?"

"This is what I do
I sit on you
Sit on you
Sit on you
This is what I do
I sit on you
Right on your head!"

/First thing that came to mind
//Tim & Eric FTW

"I've been having trouble sleeping 'cause I just can't get you off of my mind"

"Lets play republicans vs the people, you be the people."