Fat chicks, sheep,... whatever.

Bah. I once lived in Kitimat BC where the men outnumbered the women 13 to 1. It was a taste of what Hell is going to be like.

What happens to the ugly women if they leave this town and go somewhere possessing of a vastly inflated sense of their own attractiveness? This could be bad.

Now I know where to vacation when my self esteem needs some liftin'

myalias1845: Now I know where to vacation when my self esteem needs some liftin'

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just hit up a bar in your area?

Ok, so not only are the women there ugly, they also get inflated egos?

Whatever happened to 'but she has a great personality'?

myalias1845: Now I know where to vacation when my self esteem needs some liftin'

You're fooling no-one with that alt. :P

I knew a guy who worked in the mines in WA for about 6 months. Similar conditions there. Heaps of high-paying work for the males, notsomuch for the ladies. This guy made a mint in the time he was working there, and had plans to come back to civilization with enough money for a house deposit. Turned out that boredom got the better of him, and he spent all of his savings on booze, hookers and blow.

So ladies, looking to earn some cash, head to Mt Isa and stick a leg out.

Hey, ugly girls! You, too, can be a cum bucket!

At least that's what I got out of the article.

DeRosso: Ok, so not only are the women there ugly, they also get inflated egos?

Whatever happened to 'but she has a great personality'?

What do you mean? Like fat chicks? :P

This is amusing, but one has to wonder if this is the attitude that helped shrink the female population to begin with, I mean, while it may be true, nobody likes to hear, "well, you're all I could get, so..."

If you want the woooomens guys, get out of town or get some incentive other than, "I'm an ugly chick, so you mean I can move to a town with nothing to do, no real job prospects and bang ugly miners? All right! Where do I sign up?" Not saying the fuglies should get over-inflated heads, but it's a really bad pitch.

/still, made me giggle

justsomerandomguy: This commercial must have been filmed there

Came in to post something similar



/Leaves thread holding nuts

- and young fellas say living in the Isa is about earning money, not finding love.

What's the difference?

Ugly girl Haiku



A ten is a four
With a six pack of lager
Mount Isa sure sucks

I have a vastly inflated sense of my own attractiveness, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Damnit, when are they gonna make the opposite for us ugly, nerdy guys?

blueviking: This is amusing, but one has to wonder if this is the attitude that helped shrink the female population to begin with"

If you want the woooomens guys, get out of town or get some incentive other than, "I'm an ugly chick, so you mean I can move to a town with nothing to do, no real job prospects and bang ugly miners? All right! Where do I sign up?" Not saying the fuglies should get over-inflated heads, but it's a really bad pitch.

Well, that and this-

"Builder Paul Woodlands, 25, said the pay for jobs traditionally filled by women did not seem to match what the blokes could earn and there was little incentive for women to stay in the remote town.

"I know a few women who have come out here to do hairdressing, but they left to go back to the coast because the pay was bad and there's not much to do," Mr Woodlands said"

is that like the only smurfette in smurfville?
/smurf?
///SMURF!

The opposite situation, however, will get you laid...even if you are a nerd to the extreme.

Nobodyn0se: Damnit, when are they gonna make the opposite for us ugly, nerdy guys?

Ever attended Texas Christian University? I saw guys there that would never have gotten the time of day in the real world landing sorority girls left and right.

myalias1845:

damn!

Can't the miners just bang each other?

FishyFred: What happens to the ugly women if they leave this town and go somewhere possessing of a vastly inflated sense of their own attractiveness? .

There is a whole demographic functioning under that assumption.

LadyMissGod: Can't the miners just bang each other?

Well, it gets dark down there..sometimes you're fumbling around for a, um, flashlight or something, you know...innocent honest mistake...

Sure explains what the T/Farkettes are doing 'round these parts.

/wonder if fark exceeds a 5-1 ratio, even including the fake womens

See, here's the deal: Have I slept with ugly chicks? Sure. Have I slept with fat chicks? You betchya. But you know what I've never done? Complained about a dry spell. LOL

The article kept mentioning the professional women are leaving- What did they mean by professional exactly?

The hookers would be rolling in dough in Mt.Isa and other Australian mining towns.
It would be like sinking ur pudd into a magicians sleeve though.

/GIS for ugly woman
//hotlinked because she's a babe

Hiymenator: Sure explains what the T/Farkettes are doing 'round these parts.

/wonder if fark exceeds a 5-1 ratio, even including the fake womens

This is true. Fark is like the Mt. Isa of TFA. You fat chicks can go down there and find love. Or you can just purchase another 20 cats and eat your bon bons.

Some of them are actually pretty hot.

^^ Not often that you see that combo.

There have been plenty of times that I've said, "ugly guy, beautiful woman, okay, he's loaded". I've never actually seen and actual ugly girl and hot guy. Maybe an average girl, but never ugly or fugly.

FishyFred: What happens to the ugly women if they leave this town and go somewhere possessing of a vastly inflated sense of their own attractiveness? This could be bad.

Welcome to an integrated Navy ship after six months in the Gulf.

Mount Isa is my home town!

/so embarrassed
//glad she got out of there and is now living in NSW

Oh, and the mayor talks really stupid shiat sometimes.

blueviking: I've never actually seen and actual ugly girl and hot guy.

Is there a hot guy somewhere posted above?

Confabulat

Nope, just saying in general. I'd say they're both unattractive, she moreso than he in the above picture.

We have a very sexy supervisor at work, the man knows how to dress, cook, and is the one guy at work that the women, no matter what their type, will gawk at as he passes. However, his wife is very average looking, if you were comparing the two, to some people she's ugly, which, IMHO, she's an average girl like most of us.

/never said I was a looker, either

...where men outnumber women 5-1...

RPI?

00Herb: The hookers would be rolling in dough in Mt.Isa and other Australian mining towns.
It would be like sinking ur pudd into a magicians sleeve though.

Wut Borat might look like.

Wut wizard's sleeve might look like.

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Otherwise Just Fine: The opposite situation, however, will get you laid...even if you are a nerd to the extreme.

This.

A college friend of mine was part of the first group of men admitted to Cazenovia College back in the early 80's. He wasn't anything tremendous, charm or personality-wise. Just an average guy who had horrible skin and liked to start drinking at 9:30 in the morning. And then his girlfriend came down to visit one weekend.

Imagine a taller, bustier Sheena Easton. Va va va and voom.

blueviking: I'd say they're both unattractive, she moreso than he in the above picture.

Yeah but you can't see her ass. She might have a great ass.

Nonesuch: DeRosso: Ok, so not only are the women there ugly, they also get inflated egos?

Whatever happened to 'but she has a great personality'?

What do you mean? Like fat chicks? :P

Yarr!
/Also, never believe 'friends' when they set you up for a blind date

Confabulat: blueviking: I'd say they're both unattractive, she moreso than he in the above picture.

Yeah but you can't see her ass. She might have a great ass.

Yes, but, a hot arse does not a hottie make.

/see Michael Phelps
//fantastic physique, might be a nice guy
///but would never want to see the "O" face

The whole "wide smiles" thing just irritates the shiat out of me. I thought at the last Beautiful Peoples club meeting we weren't going to allow uggos and fattos to be happy. Am I the only one following the club guidelines anymore?

Mr Eastgate said many young professionals were in Mount Isa for a short time to start their career before they moved back to larger cities.

Sounds like they could retire after a few months' of "work" there.

shucherfase: Some of them are actually pretty hot.

What are you doing? Jeebus, now I'm gonna have nightmares!

/seriously
//I'm going to assume she's not human
///this is worse than that beheading vid

Skwidd: Welcome to an integrated Navy ship after six months in the Gulf.

oh snap. Someone got told, but probably doesn't know it yet.

Wow, San Jose made a headline!!

/first thought

shucherfase: Some of them are actually pretty hot.

You magnificent bastard.

Ok, so where is the opposite town? You know, the onw with all the hotties but hardly any guys?

FTFA: "And, really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn't there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan?"

I don't think that was the point of the fairy tale.