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(CCHS) Misc Would you date this girl?   (staff.wssd.k12.pa.us) divider line 333
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candypants 2002-12-13 11:48:53 PM  
No. I like girls and all, but she's young, has a weird nose, and acne.

Crap, I'm not gonna get banned for being extremely superficial, am I?

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2002-12-13 11:50:40 PM  
sure, why not...

 
BigTuna [TotalFark] 2002-12-13 11:53:14 PM  
I'm pretty sure I'd get arrested, so no.

 
quotidian 2002-12-13 11:55:51 PM  
Hell no!

 
toolshed 2002-12-14 12:12:20 AM  
she only 17 so thats good.the movie thing (dude wheres my car) can only prove that.and she's "up for anything" and thats good.but she's so ugly that she could make a train jump off the track and take a dirt road,so thats bad,
tell ya what get me a 5th of vodka and yes I will date her for 2 hours.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2002-12-14 12:15:15 AM  
when does she turn 18?

 
JOHNDX 2002-12-14 12:57:58 AM  
I'd have to see her breastes first.

In a year of course :)

 
b0rg9 2002-12-14 01:01:04 AM  
So, like, is this what people do for term papers these days -- put crap pages like this up?

 
Minxy 2002-12-14 01:38:48 AM  
I know what you're going to type. It was about Jessica, too.

 
unbrchain 2002-12-14 03:29:38 AM  
I'd date her till she comes out of the closet. That's a dyke waitin to burst out!

 
Carl Conrad 2002-12-14 04:14:12 AM  
No farking way. Over looking her appearance, her favorite movie is "Dude, Wheres My Car?" Come on.

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:25:26 AM  
JESUS CHRIST GET IT AWAY!!!

 
Steven411 2002-12-14 04:25:47 AM  
well her hair is curly...

 
StuntCock 2002-12-14 04:25:55 AM  
LORD ALMIGHTY SAVE US FROM THE BEAST!

 
MisterSpim 2002-12-14 04:25:56 AM  
Crazy Stoner girls.

 
Beppo 2002-12-14 04:26:08 AM  
"Up for anything" + underage = We have a winnah!

 
influx 2002-12-14 04:26:41 AM  
Maybe she has an older, non-ugly sister. I'd probably date this chick to get to the sister.

 
Bishop6 2002-12-14 04:27:35 AM  
The real question is would she date ME?

 
Agnosticator 2002-12-14 04:28:05 AM  
Zoltan!

 
stringwave5 2002-12-14 04:28:18 AM  
God, I'm hopeless

 
Jill Billy 2002-12-14 04:29:20 AM  
America, doing what it does best.

Encouraging people to make fun of them, and then making fun of them.

Go back to your reality TV series folks. The TV screen probably has a better resolution for your entertainment pleasure.

 
Mask-of-Mystery 2002-12-14 04:30:19 AM  
Sure. She's actually pretty good looking, in fact she looks like that astronaut chick.

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:31:24 AM  
Lower resolution makes me cry! Ugly beast girl makes me cry! oh the dilemma! i must choose one or the other!

 
thereisnospoon 2002-12-14 04:32:34 AM  
i dunno if it would be worth the jailtime. she's cute, but if ima go to jail for banging a chick, she better be a yowza.

 
Scaryduck 2002-12-14 04:33:47 AM  
Dude where's my car?

I'm in!



I don't think.

 
Big Dave 2002-12-14 04:33:48 AM  
That is a wig

 
skinink 2002-12-14 04:33:52 AM  
I'd hit it, then get 20 years to life in Federal Pound me in the arse prison.

 
Jill Billy 2002-12-14 04:34:12 AM  
don't get your pants in a knot Natix. She's probably just your type. She likes baked potatoes as a favourite meal. And who can beat "Jackass" as a favourite movie?

You all just love this

 
Mask-of-Mystery 2002-12-14 04:34:22 AM  
Well then, I'd like to see what you guys look like.

 
20/20 2002-12-14 04:35:48 AM  
No. Her favorite color being orange was the deal-breaker.

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:36:13 AM  
mmm assjack

 
40 Dog 2002-12-14 04:36:36 AM  
If I was still in high school, I would probably think about asking her out but would be too afraid to ask.

I'm was just pathetic.

 
Big Dave 2002-12-14 04:36:41 AM  
ok, wait. She kinda looks like an ok-looking girl who shaved her head, then, after someone hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet, put a wig on so she could go out in public without being assaulted.

Yes, I would date her

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:36:48 AM  
god dammit html geek shirts blow

 
Kevbo 2002-12-14 04:37:05 AM  
Being twice her age would probably put a wrench in the works... especially since I doubt she'd have enough bail money for me and I'd probably just end up hitting on her mom.

As far as her "Favorites" goes... we couldn't be (or have been when I was 17) more different.

Now of course if you had asked me "Would you hit it?"....

 
Platinum 2002-12-14 04:37:25 AM  
Umm, no. In a drunk state of mind I might hit on her if she didn't tell me how old she is and didn't mention her movie preference. (and she would have to be the only girl available btw)

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:37:27 AM  
god im an asshole good night

 
DrToast 2002-12-14 04:37:44 AM  
5'3" - no good

 
Beer151 2002-12-14 04:38:50 AM  
This chick was so ugly I slapped my mother.

No.

 
Big Dave 2002-12-14 04:39:11 AM  
she has a really long neck, also

 
PatrickBateman 2002-12-14 04:39:31 AM  
I'll bet she has Man-Hands

 
StuntCock 2002-12-14 04:40:23 AM  
holy shiat! whats coming out of her neck??

 
Beer151 2002-12-14 04:40:28 AM  
PatrickBateman

Safe bet on the man hands. Is that her nose or a penis?

 
dev2r 2002-12-14 04:40:33 AM  
Come back in 35 years and we'll see...


Not.

 
stpak 2002-12-14 04:41:35 AM  
incubus? jeep wrangler? lame. no way.

 
calibam 2002-12-14 04:41:55 AM  
So this is what Fark has degenerated to... a glorified "Am I Hot or Not?"

 
ordo 2002-12-14 04:42:01 AM  
I think the nose is photoshopped, maybe it's an experiment on male superficiality. If that's not the case then I probably wouldn't.

 
natix 2002-12-14 04:42:51 AM  
dunno bout her but i'll take this hottie

 
Chrisifa 2002-12-14 04:43:15 AM  




Seperated at birth?

BTW i can't believe that age of consent is 18 in the US, that's just silly, and drinking at 21?

 
jwrebholz 2002-12-14 04:43:17 AM  
Well she has the typical adolescent taste in movies and music; Jackass, Incubus and some moron stoner flick. So right off the bat I'd have to say FARK NO.

Even I have to have SOME standards.

 
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