I couldn't agree more.

This burglary then prompted the homeowner to go take adult education courses at the local college, in an effort to increase her income and eventually move to a better neighborhood.

... if it wasn't for that horse,

Pooter: This burglary then prompted the homeowner to go take adult education courses at the local college, in an effort to increase her income and eventually move to a better neighborhood.

... if it wasn't for that horse,

Unexpected reference right there.

I want to point out right quick that I used to sell prosthetic legs for exceptional pigs. You know, the ones too good to eat all at once.

then, she took the artificial horse leg, and she...



The Aristocrats

If it wasn't for my three-legged horse...

Damn, Stahlhart, you beat me to it.

How can anyone deny that she's colt-blooded?


Also, from the article: "Metropolis has got its Lex Luthor. London has Professor Moriarity. Utah will have to settle for dog cloner, missionary enslaver Joyce McKinney."

If every article could be written with this kind of dramatic flair, we'd all be for the better.

Instead of burglarizing a house, it would've been more appropriate to stick up an IHOP.

3 legged woman ain't nothing but trouble.

/Obscure

Wait, you could get prosthetic legs for horses? Then why did they have to kill Barbaro?

/Unless they just mean attaching the leg from a table or something.

This is the same woman who raped a Mormon missionary in the late '70s (with said missionary held captive in mink-lined handcuffs), and just re-appeared in the news a couple weeks ago with a cloned booger. Seriously.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23528166-details/A+cloned+dog,+a+Morm on+in+mink-lined+handcuffs+and+a+tantalising+mystery/text/article.do

In 1978, I'd hit hit, with or without cuffs. 2008, nope. Not even with a rented willy.

Stahlhart

That's a MAN baby!



/hotlinked for her his pleasure.

Someone needs to post a picture of a horse with a prosthetic leg.
That would be teh funny.

Hey, they forgot the SEX part in this one! There only one sure way to 'brainwash' a 15 year old boy and the former beauty queen certainly knows what it is, ahem... I mean, really, does anybody think the kid did it because she promised him a ride on the HORSE?

Well I'll be damned, a woman who would run off to Korea to get her dead dog cloned rather than just adopt a new one at the pound apparently is batshiat crazy. Who'd have thought it.

if it weren't for my 3 legged horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...

Here's a better article with more information, "'Bizarre character' faces charges" (new window) and as an added bonus, a picture of said crazy as a shiat house mouse woman.

/Seriously, WTF...?

I came for the Lewis Black references and leave satisfied...

spill_thrill: approves

Approves!

I came for the ugly album cover. I was not disappointed.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How can anyone deny that she's colt-blooded?


Also, from the article: "Metropolis has got its Lex Luthor. London has Professor Moriarity. Utah will have to settle for dog cloner, missionary enslaver Joyce McKinney."

If every article could be written with this kind of dramatic flair, we'd all be for the better.


Agreed. Don't you think a song is in order to celebrate this kind of writing and to clarify it?

Thank you Stahlhart.

I came just for that pic (like others) and wasn't disapointed. :)

/Can't ever think of the name "Joyce" without seeing that album cover!

FTFA: "There was a strong aroma about her, and I told her this needed to be taken care of before I went to court with her," Crockett said.

Wow. Just wow. The only way ol' Pissy McStanksalot is going to get any action is via the chloroform and minkraffs method.

Artificial leg? You're supposed to shoot it instead. At least according to that Far Side cartoon.

Someone needs to snipe that lady. I'm just saying.