Just seeing a pic of him makes me want to kick him in the head repeatedly.

Poor tiger

I hope the prisoners taunt him just like he taunted the tiger.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

And now he gets to feel what it is like to be a caged animal.

=

Unfortunately, bratty kids wanting to pretend to be "thugs" aren't nearly as endangered a species as Siberian tigers are.

I read his name as Armpit Dhaliwal. Probably apt in his case.

Grrrrreat!

Tiger's relatives in prison seen sharpening claws, honing teeth on bars.

San Quentin, huh? He gets to stay close to home. He's lucky he's not going to Corcoran. Tough place for a little boy to become a man.

Not really what I would call emo.

Boy did this loser deserve his fate.

Why so serious?

/get that out of the way

EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

Gawd, why did they put down the tiger? - they should have put down "Armpit" and his buddies instead. The tiger was of far more value to human civilization...

its just not the same now that Q is no longer home to death row

... and by that I mean epic fail on my part for not reading the article.

Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?

SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?

He was in the paper goods aisle at Safeway. This is why the clawing was such a shock.

Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY

SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?


His dad can vouch that he was at church, looking after the elderly parishioners during Bible class, as he does every day after school.

He's got the lips for prison, that's for sure.

I have to say that in the unlikely case that I'm ever arrested, I'm going to put on my best camgirl/myspace whore pout for the mug shot.

I mean, it's better than looking totally pissed off.

sweater_pups: Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY

Could you set the bar a little lower there SP? "I KNOW he's a farking retard but he's still kinda cute and those eyes? My god I almost slid out of my office chair!"

/Get pissy when I'm tired.
//Not entirely sure if this will end up as a double post...

Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

Z1P2: ... and by that I mean epic fail on my part for not reading the article.


Wow. You win a gold medal for FAIL.

I also win a gold medal for drunk off my ass. Just hang it over the toilet, I'll pick it up when I go bow to the porcellin gods in a few minutes.

Them tiger scars are so going to give him yard cred.

Yo, like I was fighting this tiger once..

noobalicious: sweater_pups: Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY

Could you set the bar a little lower there SP? "I KNOW he's a farking retard but he's still kinda cute and those eyes? My god I almost slid out of my office chair!"

/Get pissy when I'm tired.
//Not entirely sure if this will end up as a double post...

Those eyes could bore holes in reinforced concrete. Kinda cute? Good farking FSM! He looks like ...like a thug who taunts tigers in zoos. Would not want to touch with a 10' teflon pole. But I bet he is articulate, well read, soft spoken, never uses profane language and takes his Grandmom to mass every day, twice on Sundays and to confession on Saturday night.

I'll say this: If I ever become a Fark mugshot thread, I really do need my arse kicked. Several times.

Simon Adebisi should be so lucky to have a celly like this chump.

God, Young men today are pussies. If any of you had wandered into my neighborhood, back in my youth,you'd have been eaten. You think bar-brawling in a cage is fighting. What a generation of phags. It makes me sick to have to look at a generation of twenty/thirty - somethings whose asses I can kick in my sleep. Tell yourselves (your weak, pussy, wish-you-knew-what-a man-was) selves I'm an internet tough guy. It will make your little-girl asses feel better. Fairies.

Today, Paul Dhaliwal's rap sheet includes ... probation violations

So what was he on probation for? Was he born on probation?

"It's clear that Paul Dhaliwal doesn't seem to understand that he has to live within the requirements of civilized society," said Santa Clara County Deputy District Attorney Stuart Scott.


I could not have said it better myself!

Loser gets what he deserves, the karma is there.

But, Michael Cardoza, attorney for the Sousa family, added the zoo should still provide the same level of safety, regardless of what might show up on their rap sheets.

This guy needs a pimp slapping too.

bearded clamorer: Grrrrreat!

Heh!

God, Young men today are pussies. If any of you had wandered into my neighborhood, back in my youth,you'd have been eaten. You think bar-brawling in a cage is fighting. What a generation of phags. It makes me sick to have to look at a generation of twenty/thirty - somethings whose asses I can kick in my sleep. Tell yourselves (your weak, pussy, wish-you-knew-what-a man-was) selves I'm an internet tough guy. It will make your little-girl asses feel better. Fairies.

Could someone please post the internet tough guy for jso2897.

Jackle Mackle: Not really what I would call emo.

that's what I came in to say

SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?

The tiger escaped. Duh.

It's not news, it's fark.com

lord-humungus: Today, Paul Dhaliwal's rap sheet includes ... probation violations

So what was he on probation for? Was he born on probation?

Um, he lead police on a 140 MPH chase, stole from Target, and a few other things i believe. Though i like how he's still planning on suing SF because he thinks that they did a smear campaign on him. I think this kid is a douche because he can't get a clue. Dude, don't steal shiat and break probation if you are featured on national TV.

Snowflake Tubbybottom: I read his name as Armpit Dhaliwal. Probably apt in his case.

came here to say the same thing.

I hope the guys in Q are impressed when he tells them what he does to caged animals.

Stupid is, as stupid does.

Really lady? For me it's Christmas every day I think about them taunting the tiger and then being brutally mauled and killed.

/does one less thug in the world really make you sad?

Poor tiger should have finished the job the first time, although I think the kitty deserved a better last meal than street trash..... poor cat... it's pathetic we put down endangered species so readily because some stupid, unlearning, wanna-be thugs feel such entitlement to do stupid crap. Nobody needs to tarnish his reputation here, he has done it enough for himself.

I wish they hadn't killed the tiger...

She was much more valuable than this asshole or his brother.

Prison Break season 4 starting early?

Apparently "unrelated offenses" doesn't include "repeatedly being a farking moron". Sure looks like a pattern to me...

On a bright note, at least they'll get some sorta settlement for the tiger attack. Grrrrrrrreat!