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(Mercury News) Dumbass Brother connected to San Francisco tiger attack going to prison for unrelated offenses (with pouty emo mugshot)   (mercurynews.com) divider line 51
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tukatz [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:46:19 PM  
Just seeing a pic of him makes me want to kick him in the head repeatedly.

Poor tiger

I hope the prisoners taunt him just like he taunted the tiger.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:51:47 PM  
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Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 
sullyman 2008-08-16 09:25:46 PM  
And now he gets to feel what it is like to be a caged animal.

 
Frank N Stein 2008-08-16 10:17:31 PM  
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jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 12:03:24 AM  
Unfortunately, bratty kids wanting to pretend to be "thugs" aren't nearly as endangered a species as Siberian tigers are.

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2008-08-17 12:17:18 AM  
I read his name as Armpit Dhaliwal. Probably apt in his case.

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-17 03:14:09 AM  
Grrrrreat!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 03:14:25 AM  
Tiger's relatives in prison seen sharpening claws, honing teeth on bars.

 
That_Bob_Guy 2008-08-17 03:18:08 AM  
San Quentin, huh? He gets to stay close to home. He's lucky he's not going to Corcoran. Tough place for a little boy to become a man.

 
Jackle Mackle 2008-08-17 03:20:17 AM  
Not really what I would call emo.

 
Kevin72 2008-08-17 03:37:03 AM  
Boy did this loser deserve his fate.

 
Setsuna 2008-08-17 03:37:39 AM  
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Why so serious?

/get that out of the way

 
Z1P2 2008-08-17 03:41:42 AM  
EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

 
JustTheTip 2008-08-17 03:45:29 AM  
Gawd, why did they put down the tiger? - they should have put down "Armpit" and his buddies instead. The tiger was of far more value to human civilization...

 
RidersOfLohan 2008-08-17 03:45:41 AM  
its just not the same now that Q is no longer home to death row

 
Z1P2 2008-08-17 03:47:04 AM  
... and by that I mean epic fail on my part for not reading the article.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 03:47:04 AM  
Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?

 
gothelder 2008-08-17 03:54:28 AM  
SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?


He was in the paper goods aisle at Safeway. This is why the clawing was such a shock.

 
sweater_pups [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-17 04:03:03 AM  
Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY

 
GungFu 2008-08-17 04:06:55 AM  
SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?



His dad can vouch that he was at church, looking after the elderly parishioners during Bible class, as he does every day after school.

 
Sasquatchula 2008-08-17 04:10:00 AM  
He's got the lips for prison, that's for sure.

 
k8bert1 2008-08-17 04:10:42 AM  
I have to say that in the unlikely case that I'm ever arrested, I'm going to put on my best camgirl/myspace whore pout for the mug shot.

I mean, it's better than looking totally pissed off.

 
noobalicious 2008-08-17 04:12:12 AM  
sweater_pups: Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY


Could you set the bar a little lower there SP? "I KNOW he's a farking retard but he's still kinda cute and those eyes? My god I almost slid out of my office chair!"

/Get pissy when I'm tired.
//Not entirely sure if this will end up as a double post...

 
GungFu 2008-08-17 04:17:12 AM  
Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

Z1P2: ... and by that I mean epic fail on my part for not reading the article.


Wow. You win a gold medal for FAIL.

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Z1P2 2008-08-17 05:06:57 AM  
I also win a gold medal for drunk off my ass. Just hang it over the toilet, I'll pick it up when I go bow to the porcellin gods in a few minutes.

 
other guy 2008-08-17 05:11:18 AM  
Them tiger scars are so going to give him yard cred.

Yo, like I was fighting this tiger once..

 
Jamieboy 2008-08-17 05:22:20 AM  
noobalicious: sweater_pups: Why no "With hittable pic" in the headline??

/Bad SUBBY

Could you set the bar a little lower there SP? "I KNOW he's a farking retard but he's still kinda cute and those eyes? My god I almost slid out of my office chair!"

/Get pissy when I'm tired.
//Not entirely sure if this will end up as a double post...


Those eyes could bore holes in reinforced concrete. Kinda cute? Good farking FSM! He looks like ...like a thug who taunts tigers in zoos. Would not want to touch with a 10' teflon pole. But I bet he is articulate, well read, soft spoken, never uses profane language and takes his Grandmom to mass every day, twice on Sundays and to confession on Saturday night.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-08-17 05:32:18 AM  
I'll say this: If I ever become a Fark mugshot thread, I really do need my arse kicked. Several times.

 
sjcpjh1 2008-08-17 05:52:08 AM  
Simon Adebisi should be so lucky to have a celly like this chump.

 
jso2897 2008-08-17 06:07:36 AM  
God, Young men today are pussies. If any of you had wandered into my neighborhood, back in my youth,you'd have been eaten. You think bar-brawling in a cage is fighting. What a generation of phags. It makes me sick to have to look at a generation of twenty/thirty - somethings whose asses I can kick in my sleep. Tell yourselves (your weak, pussy, wish-you-knew-what-a man-was) selves I'm an internet tough guy. It will make your little-girl asses feel better. Fairies.

 
lord-humungus 2008-08-17 06:14:36 AM  
Today, Paul Dhaliwal's rap sheet includes ... probation violations

So what was he on probation for? Was he born on probation?

 
Dialectic 2008-08-17 06:17:40 AM  
"It's clear that Paul Dhaliwal doesn't seem to understand that he has to live within the requirements of civilized society," said Santa Clara County Deputy District Attorney Stuart Scott.


I could not have said it better myself!

 
Westboro Faptist Church 2008-08-17 07:24:31 AM  
Loser gets what he deserves, the karma is there.

 
castufari 2008-08-17 08:12:39 AM  
But, Michael Cardoza, attorney for the Sousa family, added the zoo should still provide the same level of safety, regardless of what might show up on their rap sheets.

This guy needs a pimp slapping too.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 08:24:37 AM  
bearded clamorer: Grrrrreat!

Heh!

 
snow9999 2008-08-17 09:10:42 AM  
God, Young men today are pussies. If any of you had wandered into my neighborhood, back in my youth,you'd have been eaten. You think bar-brawling in a cage is fighting. What a generation of phags. It makes me sick to have to look at a generation of twenty/thirty - somethings whose asses I can kick in my sleep. Tell yourselves (your weak, pussy, wish-you-knew-what-a man-was) selves I'm an internet tough guy. It will make your little-girl asses feel better. Fairies.

Could someone please post the internet tough guy for jso2897.

 
Baumer 2008-08-17 09:11:15 AM  
Jackle Mackle: Not really what I would call emo.

that's what I came in to say

 
Fuggin Bizzy 2008-08-17 10:00:13 AM  
SuperCatBarf: Z1P2: EPIC fail for everyone that thought this guy was even at the zoo. If you're not going to RTA, at least read the fark headline, dumbasses.

If he wasn't at the zoo, then where was he when the tiger clawed his head?


The tiger escaped. Duh.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 10:01:26 AM  
It's not news, it's fark.com

 
blkhwk86 2008-08-17 10:09:31 AM  
lord-humungus: Today, Paul Dhaliwal's rap sheet includes ... probation violations

So what was he on probation for? Was he born on probation?


Um, he lead police on a 140 MPH chase, stole from Target, and a few other things i believe. Though i like how he's still planning on suing SF because he thinks that they did a smear campaign on him. I think this kid is a douche because he can't get a clue. Dude, don't steal shiat and break probation if you are featured on national TV.

 
accujimmy 2008-08-17 10:28:53 AM  
Snowflake Tubbybottom: I read his name as Armpit Dhaliwal. Probably apt in his case.

came here to say the same thing.

 
EngineerBob 2008-08-17 11:08:25 AM  
I hope the guys in Q are impressed when he tells them what he does to caged animals.

 
Crakerasscracker [TotalFark] 2008-08-17 11:19:15 AM  
Stupid is, as stupid does.

 
Person 2008-08-17 11:20:55 AM  
Really lady? For me it's Christmas every day I think about them taunting the tiger and then being brutally mauled and killed.

/does one less thug in the world really make you sad?

 
jerrytaylor 2008-08-17 01:46:08 PM  
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'Nomnomnomnom'

 
saabsnob31 2008-08-17 02:57:31 PM  
Poor tiger should have finished the job the first time, although I think the kitty deserved a better last meal than street trash..... poor cat... it's pathetic we put down endangered species so readily because some stupid, unlearning, wanna-be thugs feel such entitlement to do stupid crap. Nobody needs to tarnish his reputation here, he has done it enough for himself.

 
New Moon Rabbit 2008-08-17 06:12:18 PM  
I wish they hadn't killed the tiger...

She was much more valuable than this asshole or his brother.

 
MrZoner 2008-08-17 07:25:19 PM  
Prison Break season 4 starting early?

 
czetie 2008-08-17 08:24:13 PM  
Apparently "unrelated offenses" doesn't include "repeatedly being a farking moron". Sure looks like a pattern to me...

 
limboslam 2008-08-18 12:43:24 AM  
On a bright note, at least they'll get some sorta settlement for the tiger attack. Grrrrrrrreat!

 
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