i see someone else knows how to play farmy-trunky

Relax, guys, she was just practicing her Houdini routine. Maybe if you were a bit smarter like the police you'd understand that.

Don't knock it till you try it.

What you know a better way to cure insomnia?

burndtdan: i see someone else knows how to play farmy-trunky

That's not a farm.

dwade: What you know a better way to cure insomnia?

No we knew betterest way,

Um....ok?

How old was she when she got in there?

Looks like granny pissed off the popo.

Happened in Iowa. Was there something more interesting she should have devoted her efforts towards?

Attention Whore! She just wanted to be rescued.

I bet she was hot

Taking after a popular nursery rhyme, this woman attempted to live in a boot.

The most epic hider in hide and go seek EVER!!!

soupergenyus: The most epic hider in hide and go seek EVER!!!

Still not as good as Anne Frank.

Taking a brief nap before the Farmer's Market opens?

worlds best hide and seek player?

ultraholland: Taking after a popular nursery rhyme, this woman attempted to live in a boot.

Win, thread over.

Monkeypillow: soupergenyus: The most epic hider in hide and go seek EVER!!!

Still not as good as Anne Frank.

If she was any kind of woman and wanted to be as good as Anne Frank she would turn herself over to the Gestapo.

Monkeypillow: soupergenyus: The most epic hider in hide and go seek EVER!!!

Still not as good as Anne Frank.

HAHAHA! true, true

The Rural Juror: worlds best hide and seek player?

Plagiarism!

voice from inside the trunk: "Harold? Are we at the drive-in yet?"

If it's Foxnews, it must be true.

It's Iowa. The cop probably meant fowl play.

Ain't dementia some shiat? She probably doesn't have a clue how she got there.

/got family in early stage thereof...
//not getting a kick, etc etc...

I ain't ridin' in no dirty ass trunk!

haemaker: It's Iowa. The cop probably meant fowl play.



"It was me...but the old biatch deserved it"

Driver

voice from inside the trunk: "Harold? Are we at the drive-in yet?"

lol

Damn it! Thats what I get for not refreshing! Sorry Monkeypillow

Was she outspoken against the so-called "Church" de Scientology?

"They didn't confirm whether it was the same woman who was found in the trunk on Wednesday."

wut

The Rural Juror: Damn it! Thats what I get for not refreshing! Sorry Monkeypillow

Hey it should be me your apologizing to! jk I really don't care.

The Rural Juror: Damn it! Thats what I get for not refreshing! Sorry Monkeypillow

It's fine. I can't even see what you posted.

She heard an air raid siren in her head and had a flashback

Did she say the safe word, or were the cops just trying to play hero?

soupergenyus: The Rural Juror: Damn it! Thats what I get for not refreshing! Sorry Monkeypillow

Hey it should be me your apologizing to! jk I really don't care.

How about a thank you instead, for pointing out my lack of fark etiquette.

/fark etiquette = oxymoron?

burndtdan: i see someone else knows how to play farmy-trunky

why anyone commented beyond this post is beyond me.

Best line from the article: "They didn't confirm whether it was the same woman who was found in the trunk on Wednesday."

John McCain's foreign policy.

Trunk Monkey epic fail.

Here? No where. Ahh.

Young Rory Calhoun: She heard an air raid siren in her head and had a flashback

Yes, because standard practice in WWII was to jump up, run to the car and hide in the trunk when the air raid sirens went off. The Government even had a short newsreel about it, Trunks Aren't Just For Swimming, if I remember correctly. The Department of Public safety determined that crouched next to a tank of highly flammable gasoline was the ideal spot to hide, defenseless, from incendiary bombs designed to light fires. FDR signed the order on Arbor Day of '42, for obvious reasons.

I_AM_M: I bet she was hot

WIN

NYZooMan: Don't knock it till you try it.

Yeah seriously, this has happened to me a bunch of times. But never in Iowa.

I.O.W.A.= Idiots Out Wandering Around



/Nuff said

cretinbob: If it's Foxnews, it must be true.

STFU, Martha & Megyn are farking hot.

shipofthesun: Young Rory Calhoun: She heard an air raid siren in her head and had a flashback

Yes, because standard practice in WWII was to jump up, run to the car and hide in the trunk when the air raid sirens went off. The Government even had a short newsreel about it, Trunks Aren't Just For Swimming, if I remember correctly. The Department of Public safety determined that crouched next to a tank of highly flammable gasoline was the ideal spot to hide, defenseless, from incendiary bombs designed to light fires. FDR signed the order on Arbor Day of '42, for obvious reasons.

Right. 9/11

Z1P2: Best line from the article: "They didn't confirm whether it was the same woman who was found in the trunk on Wednesday."

Sounds like a David Lynch kinda town.

Is she related to the dead woman in the cabin in Connecticut? She might have been in that trunk for years.

Z1P2: Best line from the article: "They didn't confirm whether it was the same woman who was found in the trunk on Wednesday."

Trifecta in play?

That's some good policin' there, Lou