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(News.com.au) Dumbass Austrailian Premier wants women at festival to keep their shirts on, saying, "you can have a lot of fun without turning off international visitors." Submitter respectfully disagrees   (news.com.au) divider line 58
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 07:37:00 PM  
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

 
theiceberg 2008-08-16 07:58:14 PM  
heh heh heh... Austrailian

 
strathmeyer 2008-08-16 08:00:29 PM  
They should give tourists free cameras.

 
Zexyness 2008-08-16 08:00:40 PM  
afp.google.com

Disagrees

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2008-08-16 08:01:27 PM  
Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

 
natedogtx 2008-08-16 08:01:32 PM  
bayimg.com
/disapproves

 
eff ewe 2008-08-16 08:02:42 PM  
That all depends on what's going on under those shirts...

celebslam.celebuzz.com

 
Corpus Delecti 2008-08-16 08:03:53 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

 
Sarcasm Incarnate 2008-08-16 08:05:24 PM  
I think Premier Anna Bligh needs a drink and a little back-door love to loosen that squeeker up.

Just pretend there is a baby sucking on those mammaries Anna. Sheesh!

 
Zexyness 2008-08-16 08:05:53 PM  
Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.


Dude, chill the fark out, It's just some boobies.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:07:05 PM  
don't you mean turning on? Or is this one of those things where it works backwards in Australia?

 
Bob Down 2008-08-16 08:10:07 PM  
Exposed Aussie boobies turn off foreigners. It's less likely than you think.

 
Shrinkwrap 2008-08-16 08:10:31 PM  
A ban on full-strength drinks sold at bars inside the Indy precinct will also be implemented this year.

What? booo!

/i don't even live there. or really know where it is

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:11:46 PM  
Zexyness: Disagrees

i223.photobucket.com

/not mine
//Definite "Australian" hero

 
natedogtx 2008-08-16 08:12:10 PM  
Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.


www.splitreason.com

 
DontBeStupid 2008-08-16 08:13:58 PM  
More likely Corpus Neglecti I think.

 
CaptMacMillian 2008-08-16 08:14:51 PM  
Pictures or it doesn't happen.

 
Black Lagoon 2008-08-16 08:15:45 PM  
Is this the Megan Fox thread?

 
richwell 2008-08-16 08:18:42 PM  
Zexyness
Wight Power


/you know who else was not Australian?

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:20:38 PM  
Where are the international visitors from, Saudi Arabia?

/this reminds me of that profoundly lame AT&T commercial with the family freaking out because they accidentally went to a nude beach. OH NO! NAKED BODIES! RUN, AMERICANS, RUN!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-16 08:23:22 PM  
Australia needs a Miss Christian to mutiny against Captain Bligh, Premier Mother Hen.

A beautiful, topless Miss Christian. And for Christ's sake don't let her first name be Fundie.

Let the search for the Chosen One commence.

 
hudef 2008-08-16 08:28:04 PM  
Zexyness: Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

Dude, chill the fark out, It's just some boobies.


Breasts are evil and must be kept hidden.

 
Dreamless 2008-08-16 08:33:53 PM  
bobbette: /this reminds me of that profoundly lame AT&T commercial with the family freaking out because they accidentally went to a nude beach. OH NO! NAKED BODIES! RUN, AMERICANS, RUN!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that commercial.

 
Rebus 2008-08-16 08:34:59 PM  
Did someone say boobies?

 
gund 2008-08-16 08:42:06 PM  
minimassive: That goddamn summabiatch muss be qweer.

Female. They are the most prudish, when they don't have the goods themselves.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:43:10 PM  
hudef: Breasts are evil and must be kept hidden.

Yes, they must. And I will sacrifice myself by inviting all these beautiful temptresses to go into my bedroom.

Don't thank me, I do this for your sake.

 
Zexyness 2008-08-16 08:46:47 PM  
Wight Power

Fukken saved

richwell

Mao?

 
ronaprhys 2008-08-16 08:49:34 PM  
Corpus Delecti: Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

I still giggle when I see catalogs with women in their underwear. Just like I did in 3rd grade.

Oddly enough, I'm married, too. And I still look at my wife and say, "I see your boobies" whenever she's topless.

Wanna pull my finger?

 
Whytie 2008-08-16 08:50:56 PM  
I live at the gold coast, and do security for indy. Even have a special page on my security company website just for Indy.

The important thing I came her to say is that it has actually been proven that she is related to good old Captain William Bligh. Mutiny anyone?

 
binaroundsum 2008-08-16 08:52:22 PM  
This aptitude toward boobs is not new in Queensland.

I lived there (southern environs of Brisbane) from 1962 to 1975.

For the entire time I lived there Playboy magazine was banned by the state government. Only state in Aus that it was.

When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

Good times

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 08:55:53 PM  
Whytie: The important thing I came her to say is that it has actually been proven that she is related to good old Captain William Bligh. Mutiny anyone?

Well, me being mexican and living miles and miles away from Australia, I still give you my full support.

 
ronaprhys 2008-08-16 08:56:43 PM  

 
stuffy 2008-08-16 08:56:49 PM  
Who they going to blame? When people go elsewhere?

 
Rebus 2008-08-16 08:58:02 PM  
I'm thinking of taking a job overseas next year. However, the anti-boobie stance of Australia may scratch that particular locale off my short list.

/Read there's a shortage of single men in Australia
//I'm employed, ladies!

 
JustBreathinHeavy 2008-08-16 08:58:46 PM  
Corpus Delecti

i239.photobucket.com

 
Dialectic 2008-08-16 09:02:26 PM  
Sorry farkers but you cannot show boobs on fark.com 'cause, like, it's like that or something or other.

 
sseye 2008-08-16 09:05:08 PM  
There is pro-boobies. And there is anti-boobies.

You already know which side you are on. Now own up to it and stop making faggy excuses for your fear of boobies.

 
WelldeadLink 2008-08-16 09:16:19 PM  
Throw another blouse on the barbie.

 
doofusgumby [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 09:18:00 PM  
anyone say this thread is worthless without booby pics yet?

GIS: sweater puppies (^ MSFW, MNSFW)

 
doofusgumby [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 09:18:38 PM  
WelldeadLink: Throw another blouse bra on the barbie.

FTFY

 
Daleduggins 2008-08-16 09:25:31 PM  
Austrailian Australian Premier wants women at festival to keep their shirts on, saying, "you can have a lot of fun without turning off international visitors."

FTFY Subby

 
CaptFun 2008-08-16 09:33:01 PM  
binaroundsum: When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

There are guards at the state borders?

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 09:35:00 PM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
simpsonfan 2008-08-16 09:59:20 PM  
She probably once went topless and people yelled to put it back on.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:06:28 PM  
img246.imageshack.us

Example of balcony boobies in discussion.

img237.imageshack.us

Even the Army likes the idea.

 
binaroundsum 2008-08-16 10:16:59 PM  
Captfun

binaroundsum: When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

There are guards at the state borders?


They had "agriculture checkpoints". The guys had uniforms and, we presumed, some level of police powers. California has something similar - you have to stop and answer questions about any killer plants you might have in your possession.

/not those killer plants - they grow much better in Qld.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:18:42 PM  
binaroundsum: This aptitude toward boobs is not new in Queensland.

I lived there (southern environs of Brisbane) from 1962 to 1975.

For the entire time I lived there Playboy magazine was banned by the state government. Only state in Aus that it was.

When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

Good times


This would have been around the National Party years of-course, and times have obviously changed.

And don't forget, without Queensland, Australias' medal tally would look like Azerbaijans... or even worse, like Canada!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:29:48 PM  
Hopefully, the double baggers won't be allowed to go topless.

 
limboslam 2008-08-16 10:45:03 PM  
Can someone explain to me the great fear of women's boobs? I swear, I don't get it.

 
Equivocator 2008-08-16 10:53:57 PM  
Gold Coast Indy Last year:
img181.imageshack.us

images.streetfire.net

Gold Coast Indy This year (If Old Bat Bligh has anything to say about it):

www.civitatensis.ca

I know which one i'd prefer.

 
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