DOES NOT COMPUTE.

heh heh heh... Austrailian

They should give tourists free cameras.

Disagrees

Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

/disapproves

That all depends on what's going on under those shirts...

LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

I think Premier Anna Bligh needs a drink and a little back-door love to loosen that squeeker up.

Just pretend there is a baby sucking on those mammaries Anna. Sheesh!

Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

Dude, chill the fark out, It's just some boobies.

don't you mean turning on? Or is this one of those things where it works backwards in Australia?

Exposed Aussie boobies turn off foreigners. It's less likely than you think.

A ban on full-strength drinks sold at bars inside the Indy precinct will also be implemented this year.

What? booo!

/i don't even live there. or really know where it is

Zexyness: Disagrees



/not mine
//Definite "Australian" hero

Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

More likely Corpus Neglecti I think.

Pictures or it doesn't happen.

Is this the Megan Fox thread?

Zexyness
Wight Power

/you know who else was not Australian?

Where are the international visitors from, Saudi Arabia?

/this reminds me of that profoundly lame AT&T commercial with the family freaking out because they accidentally went to a nude beach. OH NO! NAKED BODIES! RUN, AMERICANS, RUN!

Australia needs a Miss Christian to mutiny against Captain Bligh, Premier Mother Hen.

A beautiful, topless Miss Christian. And for Christ's sake don't let her first name be Fundie.

Let the search for the Chosen One commence.

Zexyness: Corpus Delecti: LowbrowDeluxe: Wow. That's just...wow. I don't think I have words for how deep down stupid that comes across as.

Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

Dude, chill the fark out, It's just some boobies.

Breasts are evil and must be kept hidden.

bobbette: /this reminds me of that profoundly lame AT&T commercial with the family freaking out because they accidentally went to a nude beach. OH NO! NAKED BODIES! RUN, AMERICANS, RUN!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that commercial.

Did someone say boobies?

minimassive: That goddamn summabiatch muss be qweer.

Female. They are the most prudish, when they don't have the goods themselves.

hudef: Breasts are evil and must be kept hidden.

Yes, they must. And I will sacrifice myself by inviting all these beautiful temptresses to go into my bedroom.

Don't thank me, I do this for your sake.

Wight Power

Fukken saved

richwell

Mao?

Corpus Delecti: Well, maybe if you weren't a juvenile pre-teen asshole, you'd understand it better. I mean holy crap, I realize that Fark, like most of the internet, is filled with morons that don't bother to try and connect the dumbass things they say to life in the real world as we know it, but seriously, try pulling your head out for ten seconds.

I still giggle when I see catalogs with women in their underwear. Just like I did in 3rd grade.

Oddly enough, I'm married, too. And I still look at my wife and say, "I see your boobies" whenever she's topless.

Wanna pull my finger?

I live at the gold coast, and do security for indy. Even have a special page on my security company website just for Indy.

The important thing I came her to say is that it has actually been proven that she is related to good old Captain William Bligh. Mutiny anyone?

This aptitude toward boobs is not new in Queensland.

I lived there (southern environs of Brisbane) from 1962 to 1975.

For the entire time I lived there Playboy magazine was banned by the state government. Only state in Aus that it was.

When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

Good times

Whytie: The important thing I came her to say is that it has actually been proven that she is related to good old Captain William Bligh. Mutiny anyone?

Well, me being mexican and living miles and miles away from Australia, I still give you my full support.

She's just jealous because she's a troll. (new window)

Who they going to blame? When people go elsewhere?

I'm thinking of taking a job overseas next year. However, the anti-boobie stance of Australia may scratch that particular locale off my short list.

/Read there's a shortage of single men in Australia
//I'm employed, ladies!

Sorry farkers but you cannot show boobs on fark.com 'cause, like, it's like that or something or other.

There is pro-boobies. And there is anti-boobies.

You already know which side you are on. Now own up to it and stop making faggy excuses for your fear of boobies.

Throw another blouse on the barbie.

anyone say this thread is worthless without booby pics yet?

GIS: sweater puppies (^ MSFW, MNSFW)

WelldeadLink: Throw another blouse bra on the barbie.

FTFY

Austrailian Australian Premier wants women at festival to keep their shirts on, saying, "you can have a lot of fun without turning off international visitors."

FTFY Subby

binaroundsum: When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

There are guards at the state borders?

She probably once went topless and people yelled to put it back on.

Example of balcony boobies in discussion.



Even the Army likes the idea.

Captfun

binaroundsum: When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

There are guards at the state borders?

They had "agriculture checkpoints". The guys had uniforms and, we presumed, some level of police powers. California has something similar - you have to stop and answer questions about any killer plants you might have in your possession.

/not those killer plants - they grow much better in Qld.

binaroundsum: This aptitude toward boobs is not new in Queensland.

I lived there (southern environs of Brisbane) from 1962 to 1975.

For the entire time I lived there Playboy magazine was banned by the state government. Only state in Aus that it was.

When returning from a trip to NSW it was s.o.p to bring a Playboy and taunt the guards with it while crossing the state border.

Good times

This would have been around the National Party years of-course, and times have obviously changed.

And don't forget, without Queensland, Australias' medal tally would look like Azerbaijans... or even worse, like Canada!

Hopefully, the double baggers won't be allowed to go topless.

Can someone explain to me the great fear of women's boobs? I swear, I don't get it.

Gold Coast Indy Last year:




Gold Coast Indy This year (If Old Bat Bligh has anything to say about it):



I know which one i'd prefer.