This is why they cut the feed? This would have actually given that farce a reason to be on the air.

MY GOD... its full of WIN!

Leave Bigfoot alone!

So what's the reason? Gas prices?.

I came here for the Bigfoot threads, at this one was at the top.

This is the future of comedy.

/Top quality exer-cycle for sale.

_ 7 feet 7 inches tall

_ 500 pounds

_ Male

_ Reddish hair and dark eyes

_ Two arms and two legs, five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot

_ Flat feet, similar to a human's

_ Footprint is 16 3/4 inches long and 5 3/4 inches at the heel

_ Teeth appear more human-like than ape-like

_ Walked upright, based on observations of similar creatures in the area

And he sucks at writing movie reviews.

I don't have any bigfoot droppings, but I have the droppings of someone who saw bigfoot.

ewwww.

Ranger: "All right! Questions?"
Sal: "Yeah. Have yous ever seens Bigfeet?"
Ranger: "Technically, no. But I do see him each night in my dreams, and each day in the smiling faces of hairy children."
Farnsworth: "Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag of Bigfoot's droppings, or shut up!"
Ranger: "I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot."
Farnsworth: "Shut up!"

Maybe they would have been more convincing if they just said

"Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk..."

Headline better than article. +1 subby, your job is done!

So...Where is the chase and how can science cut to it, so we can be done with all this?

Mugato: _ 7 feet 7 inches tall

_ 500 pounds

_ Male

_ Reddish hair and dark eyes

_ Two arms and two legs, five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot

_ Flat feet, similar to a human's

_ Footprint is 16 3/4 inches long and 5 3/4 inches at the heel

_ Teeth appear more human-like than ape-like

_ Walked upright, based on observations of similar creatures in the area

And he sucks at writing movie reviews.

jesus. it's like carrot top and jabba the hut had a baby.

Mugato: And he sucks at writing movie reviews.

If I had photoshop skills--and I most certainly do not--I would 'shop Harry Knowles into Mojo from the X-Men.

Glenechocreek: Go bother Cheney instead.

Came for the pics, not disappointed

Glenechocreek:
Go bother Cheney instead.

Um, that is so not a Chewbacca costume.

My old roomate ended up pulling a big UFO hoax with some other guys. They also claimed to have a dead alien in a freezer. I think the "alien" is still in the basement of my old apartment building. I should go back and try to find it one of these days.

Good times hearing them on art bell and seeing them on all those ufo shows on saturday afternoons.

I know Bigfoot. I'm allowed to call him Biggie.

The anal probe from the aliens didn't hurt at all.

The one from bigfoot was a biatch tho.

Cue Komododave17 bannination in 3... 2...


Seriously though, does anybody actually believe these guys?

komododave17: So according to DNA analysis, big foot is half possum and half human.....

it looks like mickey farking mouse

No Such Agency: Glenechocreek:
Go bother Cheney instead.

Um, that is so not a Chewbacca costume.

Looks like the monster from Wallace and Ladmo.
/has a slim chance of obscurity, even on Fark.
//any other Farkers who were in AZ in the 70s?

If they want to catch Bigfoot, they should put out some pork chops. /Not obscure.

Came here for the Futurama references and was not disappointed.

Ebenator: [Harry and the Hendersons]

Whoa... I had totally forgotten about that movie/show. Brings back memories.

Maj. Eaton: "We have top men working on it now."
Indiana Jones: "Who?"
Maj. Eaton: "Top... men."

/I have slashies in a cooler at home.

WFern: Came here for the Futurama references and was not disappointed.

Ebenator: [Harry and the Hendersons]

Whoa... I had totally forgotten about that movie/show. Brings back memories.

Umm, you forgot? Shame, it was only the BEST MOVIE EVER!

/wanted for questioning

"This is as real as where you're standing right now, sir," an indignant Biscardi said when asked by a reporter whether trickery was afoot.


All I keep thinking is :
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

Why is Larry The Cable Guy always the one that finds Bigfoot?

Odd Bird: No Such Agency: Glenechocreek:
Go bother Cheney instead.

Um, that is so not a Chewbacca costume.

Looks like the monster from Wallace and Ladmo.
/has a slim chance of obscurity, even on Fark.
//any other Farkers who were in AZ in the 70s?

What, no dime? Go back.
/not obscure.

The real question is what brand of teeth whitening strips has Bigfoot been using?

Approves



/bigger pic from Link (new window) YTMND

Where have the cryptozoologists gone?

Antilope: Why is Larry The Cable Guy always the one that finds Bigfoot?

That's rhetorical, right?

... you smell so good, you smell so good. on Sunday, on Sunday morning...

/Obscure

Why would Russia invade Georgia if this Bigfoot thing wasn't true?

CreepyBasementGuy: I don't have any bigfoot droppings, but I have the droppings of someone who saw bigfoot.

ewwww.




Your Futurama reference will not go unnoticed...unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Futurama. Best episode ever, BTW.

Let's just have a see what Christopher Walken's Blog (fake, pops) says about it...

darkanomaly: (bigfoot's press release)

That is awesome. That is all.

You mean George Segal and Billy Bob Thornton found big foot?

Odd Bird: No Such Agency: Glenechocreek:
Go bother Cheney instead.

Um, that is so not a Chewbacca costume.

Looks like the monster from Wallace and Ladmo.
/has a slim chance of obscurity, even on Fark.
//any other Farkers who were in AZ in the 70s?

Man, when I was a kid, I would have given anything for a Ladmo bag. I was sad to hear of his death a few years ago.

errr...totally didn't notice that the people were actually nude. I just grabbed the pics thinkin they were manniquin style drawings. Glad someone saw it DANGYOU. I thought it was funny.

I just wanted to go on record saying that the episode of the 6 Million Dollar Man with Bigfoot scared me as a kid almost as much as the fembots did.

"I definitely believe," admitted Ratner, who at 11 years old said he found otherworldly tracks in the Trinity Alps, near Weed, Calif.

I think the name of the town here may be a "contributing factor" in this story.

Biscardi said he plans to assemble an elite team of scientists to perform a necropsy.

Well, as long as you guys pick them, I'll believe anything they say.

Another article: Although they did not consider themselves devoted Bigfoot trackers before then, they have since started offering weekend search expeditions in Georgia for $499.

Suddenly, I wish I'd thought of this first.

/Nah, I have too much self-respect to lie that badly

Simple pump-n-dump scheme. They're liars/conmen. This is what America has become. GG.