They're only funding these debates because their money bins kept getting clogged up with those stupid one dollar bills.

oldebayer [TotalFark] Quote 2008-08-16 04:13:20 PM
They're only funding these debates because their money bins kept getting clogged up with those stupid one dollar billsthey want to control the moderation and line of questioning during the televised debates..


FTFY

I'm sure they don't have any influence on the line of questioning or the moderation....

I'm sure of it.

And by the way...
/Bigfoot is real
//L. Ron Hubbard was right

McStinky: //L. Ron Hubbard was right

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If it wasn't for these guys, all of you would still be riding horses.

/okay by me

And you can forget about seeing third parties. F*cking corpocracy.

GaryPDX: If it wasn't for these guys, all of you would still be riding horses.

/okay by me

That's silly.
If it wasn't for these guys, we'd have another company in its place doing the exact same thing.

There's going to be trouble when the oil hits the oil.

GaryPDX: If it wasn't for these guys, all of you would still be riding horses. buying oil from someone else.

/okay by me

Fixed.

This isn't anything new. If you watch CNN regularly, you'll see commercials from oil companies all the time. It doesn't necessarily mean they have an influence on the network, just like ShamWOW and Pedegg don't exactly influence CNN's content.

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Well played

Milkshake?

/Can I has drink up it now time please?

johnny_vegas

That cartoon's argument is actually pretty cromulent.

Some of the Oil questions could be good:

"Mr.Obama, why are you against drilling for oil that would insure your children have enough energy in the future. Do you hate kids?"

"Mr.McCain, you love oil and I love oil... so take the next 60 seconds and tell us why Mr.Obama went to a Muslim school and his "mentor" was a member of the communist party of America."

You guys need to stop making fun of Scientology. Seriously, cut it out.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: You guys need to stop making fun of Scientology. Seriously, cut it out.

Definately cut it out, the giant friggin aliens will come back and kick our asses if we keep it up.

/hopefully they confuse Tom Cruise with one of us that made fun of them

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

No milkshake references?

I thought it odd the other day at the NASCAR race the invocation started with God bless our corporate sponsors. Seriously the preacher started the blessings with the sponsors. this is were we are America.

Hobodeluxe: I thought it odd the other day at the NASCAR race the invocation started with God bless our corporate sponsors. Seriously the preacher started the blessings with the sponsors. this is were where we are America.

ftfm

MBA Whore: No milkshake references?

I had a milkshake yesterday. There, are you happy?

It brought all the boys to the yard. Pop culture reference is a freebie this time.

Better? How about:

VINCENT: Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like.
MIA: Be my guest. You can use my straw, I don't have cooties.
VINCENT: Yeah, but maybe I do.
MIA: Cooties I can handle.
VINCENT: Goddamn! That's a pretty farkin' good milk shake.
MIA: Told ya.
VINCENT: I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty farkin' good.

Whew! I'm spent. Think I'll go watch a movie. Can you recommend a good one?

The Name: johnny_vegas

That cartoon's argument is actually pretty perfectly cromulent.

Trust me. I'm an expert.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock:

Yes. I suggest "There will be Blood".

It has more milkshakes.

/ I also suggest Aqua Teen Hunger Force as it has a talking milkshake