Do they have ones that say "There's grass on this field" too?

Oh no! There's a lewd message on my daughter's mandatory, legally-required Disney underwear

In the context of the movie they are marketing and the age of the children wearing them the underwear is harmless. You probably shouldn't have your 7 year-old daughter walking around in public wearing just her undies anyway.

In the OMG THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN I'M OUTRAGED AND JESUS WOULD BE OFFENDED BY THIS country we live in I'm sure someone will find the time to be offended. Outside of America, not so much.

Or maybe this is an elaborate marketing plan to sell more undies.

Parents won't be upset once they realize the words on the panties are supposed to promote pool safety. They want kids to realize you should only dive in the deep part, not the shallow section. Therefore, the words on the front say: "Dive In!" The words on the back say: "Wrong End!"

I'm just glad they didn't go so far as to include the safety tip about the pool side: "Slippery When Wet."

DslainteC: Parents won't be upset once they realize the words on the panties are supposed to promote pool safety. They want kids to realize you should only dive in the deep part, not the shallow section. Therefore, the words on the front say: "Dive In!" The words on the back say: "Wrong End!"

I'm just glad they didn't go so far as to include the safety tip about the pool side: "Slippery When Wet."

FTW. Thread over.

superbovine, do those come in adult sizes?

So what? Who's going to be seeing your daughter's underpants in a sexual scenario?

You guys disgust me. Well maybe not you guys exactly, but most of the posters after me.

DslainteC: Parents won't be upset once they realize the words on the panties are supposed to promote pool safety. They want kids to realize you should only dive in the deep part, not the shallow section. Therefore, the words on the front say: "Dive In!" The words on the back say: "Wrong End!"

I'm just glad they didn't go so far as to include the safety tip about the pool side: "Slippery When Wet."

Also, in smaller type, it says "Head First Only".

It is a reference to the movie. If you're reading sexuality into your 7 year old's undies, you need therapy, not an apology from Disney.

/in b4 hansen

CravenMorehead: superbovine, do those come in adult sizes?

Well where's the fun in that??

/I prefer an aisle seat.
//On the emergency exit row, please.

Chariset: Oh no! There's a lewd message on my daughter's mandatory, legally-required Disney underwear

Well, if it's true you can't TELL the things say "Dive In" until you've opened the package, I can see why people would be upset.

DslainteC: I'm just glad they didn't go so far as to include the safety tip about the pool side: "Slippery When Wet."

I think we're going to need more CHAIRS for everyone to take a seat over there...

And the original, which I suppose due to changing trends or inexhaustible outrage finally seems to have disappeared.

Bailjait.

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Well, at least they didn't have an anthromorphic foxes on them.

Doctor Funkenstein: img293.imageshack.us

Awesome.

/loves Pedo Bear

sillyness.. why is this being so mean to me?

Can you get "Say hello to my little friend" boys briefs?

/you know.. scarface?
//movie quotes on undies could be a fun photoshop thread

I swear, I didn't know she was 7, she looked 18!

testsicles: I swear, I didn't know she was 7, she looked 18!

That's what everybody says when they date a Chinese olympic gymnast.

17 is OK, mas o menos. 7 is a still just a kid, man.

Heretic, I like how the first one has in fine print, "This is not a toy."

High School Musical is destroying our children's minds.

Don't really have the problem with the underwear.

waiting4godot: Can you get "Say hello to my little friend" boys briefs?

/you know.. scarface?
//movie quotes on undies could be a fun photoshop thread

Chariset: Oh no! There's a lewd message on my daughter's mandatory, legally-required Disney underwear

LOL'd. Funniest thing I have heard all day.

Then I pictured the people who work the rides at Disney. How many of those workers force Disney on their kids?

H_is_for_Heretic boxers aren't quite boys briefs.

Disney got caught with its pants down

If you think that bad, check out this advertisement in China for Disney child's underwear: http://www.slate.com/id/2190209/ (potentially NSFW)

blackminded: Doctor Funkenstein: img293.imageshack.us

Awesome.

/loves Pedo Bear

Heh - the Pedo Bear signal is one of my favorites. This one also makes me laugh every time.

*facepalm*

OMG! Snowflake's parents need to grow up.

That beats "Pre-sniffed by Japanese Pervs!!!!"

This is officially the worst fark thread ever.

OriginalGamer, dude...that is one messed up picture

So, these parents are worried about what exactly? That some boy will rad it and decide to "dive in"? if that is really a concern, maybe these parents should first worry about why their little girl is showing off her panties to boys...

/i

The First: So, these parents are worried about what exactly? That some boy will rad it and decide to "dive in"? if that is really a concern, maybe these parents should first worry about why their little girl is showing off her panties to boys...

I suppose the worry is that it may or may not be intentional, but someone (all of us) will catch it, and repeated innuendo on those types of topics will eventually become become normal to kids, who upon discovering sex, will see it everywhere. Which it is.

Arcanum: This is officially the worst fark thread ever.

You have been here since '03 and you think that.

Where have you been hiding.

When I was 5 I was taking a bath with my sister. She asked if she could touch mine...I told her no way, you already broke yours off.

Not impressed.

Sick Farks!

Let the kids wear them. They're already getting bikini waxes, anyway.

Lt Shiny Sides: Let the kids wear them. They're already getting bikini waxes, anyway.

I think you need something to wax BEFORE getting it done.