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I was wondering if anyone else would comment that monks are laypersons and thus don't have clergy, nor is 'clergy' a collective name for monks.

Throw another Winehouse on the barbie.

She could probably find the best weed there. Monks are crazy.

I visited the Heiligenkreuz monastery a few years ago, so I'm getting a kick from most of these replies.

Anyone this famous and drug addicted should spend their 27th year in a monastery.

Am I the only one thinking they are planning a gangbang of epic (biblical?) proportions?

/drtfa

Wait! Wait! What?

This sounds like the setup to a porno flick.

Yeah, but there aren't any drugs in monasteries.

For their sake I hope it's one of those 'must be silent' ones.

Much as I like her singing, her speaking voice would make me slaughter a monastery full of monks.

Religion would only give her a different set of problems.

It would have been a good episode of Kung Fu

Monasteries make the best beer. How could she refuse that?

They tried to make me go to Austria to hang out with some monks up in the mountains but I said no no no

Doug Stanhope is right... this generation is f**ked. A few years ago, if a pop star was a drug-addled, boozed-soaked mess, it was par for the course. These days you've got everyone from government officials to, apparently, monks, trying to clean them up.

Tell her there's beer. This is one of those monasteries that makes its own beer, right?

"*huurrrggggaellllfffffffffuuuurrrrrrppppppp* wot you blinkin' lookin' at tubby? *hic*
what's the deal with these bloody robes eh?
look you wanna snort or shag? make up your mind...me 'usbands' gonna be 'ome any year now..."

...or a snuff film.

blick
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