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(Aftenposten.no) Amusing Norway's crown prince Haakon sinks the royal boat. Unfortunately for him, this is not a euphemism   (aftenposten.no) divider line 43
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Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:23:07 AM  
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...no boat could keep him afloat.

 
Githerax 2008-08-16 01:05:50 PM  
Oh, they have a Kennedy family over there too!

 
Ninja Wicked 2008-08-16 01:06:12 PM  
I read that as Harkonnen, I really should get out more.

/or learn to read

 
joegekko 2008-08-16 01:07:00 PM  
What did you expect? They just knighted a frikkin' penguin, man!

 
skinink 2008-08-16 01:09:20 PM  
It's good to be the Prince!

 
Yakk 2008-08-16 01:09:35 PM  
He scratched my anchor!

 
Comrade438 2008-08-16 01:12:24 PM  
Githerax: Oh, they have a Kennedy family over there too!

I must be missing something but why is the Kennedy family still regarded as royalty? Haven't we, in true American fashion, shot most of their lineage to hell?

 
NYZooMan 2008-08-16 01:12:46 PM  
Might as well wet your dingy all the way.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:13:03 PM  
Ninja Wicked: I read that as Harkonnen, I really should get out more.

/or learn to read


Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

joegekko: What did you expect? They just knighted a frikkin' penguin, man!

I bet the penguin wouldn't have sunk the damn boat.

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-08-16 01:14:55 PM  
He's a Prince. He has a summer home.

Yet The boat is an older model which isn't self-draining. Rain can bring it low in the water and waves do the rest," says Holum.

Is he doing it wrong?

 
kg4qxk 2008-08-16 01:20:05 PM  
It's an illusion!

 
Naticus 2008-08-16 01:22:18 PM  
No one wants to mention the Sheriffs name? Odd Holum? They got a guy named Odd Holum to run the place. Who the hell names their Kid Odd?

 
Dracoster 2008-08-16 01:23:26 PM  
Or maybe since the Royal Prince family wasnt actually near the place he didnt sink the boat, and nature did it?

-10 for the submitter. Get it right the next time, schmuck.

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:23:34 PM  
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Mandapants 2008-08-16 01:28:50 PM  
FunkOut: Ninja Wicked: I read that as Harkonnen, I really should get out more.

/or learn to read

Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

I LOL'd. Would LOL again.

 
berylman 2008-08-16 01:28:55 PM  
Naticus: No one wants to mention the Sheriffs name? Odd Holum? They got a guy named Odd Holum to run the place. Who the hell names their Kid Odd?

FYI:Odd (name), is a name of Old Norse origin, the 11th most common male name in Norway (coincidentally, Even is also a common Norwegian name). In Old Norse the word means the sharp end of a weapon, e.g. edge of a sword or spear/arrow head.

So Odd isn't too odd after all.

 
Stepqhen 2008-08-16 01:33:39 PM  
I dated a relative of the Haakon family when I was in high school, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/I really did
//She was very religious and fell for the butsects isn't a sin line

 
JesusIsNowBlind 2008-08-16 01:39:23 PM  
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I'm desperately trying to think of a Norwegian seaman joke but failing miserably...

/tummy banana

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:43:27 PM  
JesusIsNowBlind: I'm desperately trying to think of a Norwegian seaman joke but failing miserably...

I'm sure Dracoster can help you out - he sees to be full of it.

 
dogdaze [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:43:54 PM  
In his defence, a 16' sailboat's capsizing in high winds and near shore is not a big deal.

 
ThusSpokeKayvon 2008-08-16 01:44:50 PM  
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Haakon?

 
KarmicDisaster 2008-08-16 01:45:56 PM  
øh nø!

 
radek221 2008-08-16 01:48:31 PM  
FunkOut: Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

I thought Harkonnens came from Giedi Prime.
www.davidlynch.de

 
zulius 2008-08-16 01:50:49 PM  
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Golden Axe?

/Got nothing

 
stirfrybry 2008-08-16 01:51:03 PM  
www.wamiltons.com

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:54:38 PM  
radek221: FunkOut: Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

I thought Harkonnens came from Giedi Prime.


You know, they wrecked the whole planet building saunas and vodka factories.

 
Roy Keane's Big Toe 2008-08-16 01:59:03 PM  
I came here to say this isn't even not news, but the thread has apparently been taken over by geeks. So sorry, this is not news. Continue!

 
radek221 2008-08-16 01:59:43 PM  
yeah, but they had....STING!!!
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Woo!

 
hudef 2008-08-16 02:11:06 PM  
That's aawful.

 
Pestifer 2008-08-16 02:18:20 PM  
Who the hell names their Kid Odd?

Link (new window)

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-08-16 02:18:24 PM  
Naticus: Who the hell names their Kid Odd?

www.audiobooksonline.com

/yes, i know....

 
Wizzin 2008-08-16 02:25:11 PM  
"I don't want no Haakon on my bread motherfarker."

 
logic523 2008-08-16 02:25:56 PM  
Haakon Flip?

/anybody?

 
666death 2008-08-16 02:42:56 PM  
Ninja Wicked: I read that as Harkonnen, I really should get out more.

/or learn to read


I came here to say this.

 
Podna 2008-08-16 02:50:34 PM  
Comrade438: Githerax: Oh, they have a Kennedy family over there too!

I must be missing something but why is the Kennedy family still regarded as royalty? Haven't we, in true American fashion, shot most of their lineage to hell?


well we shot some of them

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-08-16 03:23:56 PM  
Wizzin: "I don't want no Haakon on my bread motherfarker."

Relax. It's just like vegemite. Only runnier. And strangely elastic.

 
Dan2ine 2008-08-16 03:28:34 PM  
radek221: FunkOut: Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

I thought Harkonnens came from Giedi Prime.


Well it used to be Geidi Prime, but everyone know's it's Gammu now.

/DUNE THREAD! (new window)

 
pimpazona 2008-08-16 03:54:10 PM  
I came for the Odd Thomas reference.

 
LordTobert 2008-08-16 05:10:58 PM  
ThusSpokeKayvon 2008-08-16 01:44:50 PM

Haakon?


I came here for pictures of magic cards and my needs have been completely fulfilled.

 
Vorpal 2008-08-16 05:12:53 PM  
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Dear King Haakon. Just a line to thank you for the eels. Mary thought they were really scrummy, comma, so did I full stop. I've just heard that Algy was a poof, exclamation mark. What would Captain W. E. Johns have said, question mark. Sorry to mench, but if you've finished with the lawn-edger could you pop it in the post. Love Biggles, Algy deceased and Ginger

 
Hat Madder 2008-08-16 08:44:57 PM  
Comrade438 I must be missing something but why is the Kennedy family still regarded as royalty? Haven't we, in true American fashion, shot most of their lineage to hell?

They've killed more of us than we've killed of them (not counting the ones who took themselves out).

 
texastag 2008-08-16 08:56:29 PM  
Vorpal: Dear King Haakon. Just a line to thank you for the eels. Mary thought they were really scrummy, comma, so did I full stop. I've just heard that Algy was a poof, exclamation mark. What would Captain W. E. Johns have said, question mark. Sorry to mench, but if you've finished with the lawn-edger could you pop it in the post. Love Biggles, Algy deceased and Ginger

Thanks! Just what I came in for!

/Shall I put that down?
//No! You loopy brothel inmate.
///I've never even been to Spain

 
jefferly 2008-08-18 12:57:47 PM  
Ok, two things.
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Comrade438 2008-08-16 01:12:24 PM
Githerax: Oh, they have a Kennedy family over there too!

I must be missing something but why is the Kennedy family still regarded as royalty? Haven't we, in true American fashion, shot most of their lineage to hell?


I'm pretty sure having a royal family was something we never got over as 'Mericans. We love the idea of idolizing a single group or lineage or family for lampooning, and usually, for being a political figure head. I see it in Flava Flav, Reality TV, and Brangelina. The more (negative) publicity the Kennedy's get the better.


FunkOut: Plus the Harkonnens are Finnish not Norwegian.

I thought Harkonnens came from Giedi Prime.


*Queue picture of Baron Harkonnen*

One of the people I have come into contact with through work had the last name Harkonen (note the spelling.) I was initally very curious but refrained from letting my fanyboy-itis into the workosphere. I eventually told her she had the same last name as someone in my favorite book.

She said that her Grandfather and Herbert's Father both worked in the same Machine Shop in the northern part of the mid-west, Illonois or Minnesota or something. Point is, Herbert's father and her Grandfather were enemies and they hated eachother, so Herbert took his father's most hated coworker's last name and added an N to make it spelt Harkonnen (or perhaps the time and space warped his memory ((who needs to remember harkonen over harkonnen)) or maybe he liked the extra N; the point is who knows))) and made them the antagonists.

She also told me she has a family heirloom which is something like a signed early edition or some family notes providing documentation.

/way too long.
//freaked when i found out.

 
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