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DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 09:19:45 AM  
I guess this means the end of the Marlboro Manic.

 
strangeguitar 2008-08-16 09:49:25 AM  
What ever will they use to barter for sexual favors now?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:09:04 AM  
You'd be crazy to smoke anyway. Oh wait.

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 10:35:39 AM  
That'll be a disaster. Nicotine helps calm the schizophrenic thought process disorder- looseness of association, flight of ideas, etc.

As an aside, I once barged in on a schizophrenic girl fellating a guy in the lockdown ward of "Big Baptist" hospital in Memphis. She was doing it for a pack of smokes.

 
stirfrybry 2008-08-16 12:46:48 PM  
Nanny state!!

 
fumb duck 2008-08-16 12:48:02 PM  
www.saintvespaluus.com

NOT pleased

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 12:53:13 PM  
mysticcat: That'll be a disaster. Nicotine helps calm the schizophrenic thought process disorder- looseness of association, flight of ideas, etc.

As an aside, I once barged in on a schizophrenic girl fellating a guy in the lockdown ward of "Big Baptist" hospital in Memphis. She was doing it for a pack of smokes.


Helps bipolar people out too. Almost every bp person I knew smoked to calm down.

 
sub_harmonic 2008-08-16 12:53:33 PM  
mysticcat: That'll be a disaster. Nicotine helps calm the schizophrenic thought process disorder- looseness of association, flight of ideas, etc.
As an aside, I once barged in on a schizophrenic girl fellating a guy in the lockdown ward of "Big Baptist" hospital in Memphis. She was doing it for a pack of smokes.


came here to say this: also I think that they are less susceptible to nicotine's effects, giving them in general a tendency to chain-smoke.

 
mdbuff12 2008-08-16 12:56:11 PM  
FunkOut: mysticcat: That'll be a disaster. Nicotine helps calm the schizophrenic thought process disorder- looseness of association, flight of ideas, etc.

As an aside, I once barged in on a schizophrenic girl fellating a guy in the lockdown ward of "Big Baptist" hospital in Memphis. She was doing it for a pack of smokes.

Helps bipolar people out too. Almost every bp person I knew smoked to calm down.



God forbid, they take away caffiene too. I used to work at a 24hr shop a block from a psych center, and patients would go OFF on me if I didn't have a pot o'joe brewing.

/Whatever gets you through the night voluntary stay

 
studebaker hoch 2008-08-16 12:59:20 PM  
I WANT SOMETHING DONE!
I WANT SOMETHING DONE!
I WANT SOMETHING DONE!

 
xBodo99 2008-08-16 12:59:44 PM  
I worked at the state mental hospital here in Hawaii, and they recently (well, less than 2 years ago) did the same thing. And it's not all that bad.

People have seriously over-estimated the benefits of smoking for people with schizophrenia. Before the big change, you might as well have called it "Marlboro State Hospital."

Oh, and they closely regular caffeine as well. Neither chemical -- nicotine or caffeine -- is as important as people seem to pretend. And what better place to get "clean" than in a controlled environment like a hospital.

 
Elvira [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:05:45 PM  
Great headline subby!! I LOL'd!

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 01:07:14 PM  
I'm opening myself up for quite a bit of ridicule here on a couple of counts but here goes.

I was admitted to the mental health services portion of my local hospital not too long ago. Long history of depression etc., but left after a couple of days against medical advice due to a smoking ban campus wide. Which was pretty funny because you could see staff walking out in groups to smoke by the dumpsters at various points throughout the day anyway.

I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others. What I couldn't do at that particular time was focus on trying to overcome the problems I was having at that point in my life and try to deal with not being able to smoke a cigarette. I probably could have dealt with it had they had let us go out by the dumpsters every few hours or so, but the idea of no smokes at all was too much for me to deal with, especially at that time.

I'm not complaining that the hospital is smoke free, I understand, they're a hospital, smoking is unhealthy, I get the correlation. I wouldn't expect them to have a happy hour for alcoholics either. I just wanted to say that it very well could be a factor in someone seeking the help they might need.

/flame retardant suit and snark helmet ready

 
qurk 2008-08-16 01:07:27 PM  
Fine. That doesn't change the fact that marijuana prohibition was created by a bunch of racist, spiteful, out of work prohibitionist policemen. Just because tobacco is getting cut due to health concerns doesn't mean that marijuana deserves the same treatment, especially considering the lies that everyone spreads about marijuana being worse for the lungs and causing more cancer is a lie. In fact, the recent studies showing marijuana is great for preventing, treating, and curing cancer in the lungs will probably just be yet another thing blown off and they will point to this irrelevant fact as a reason for not letting people smoke marijuana!!!

Hey just preemtively noting something that will be noted a lot so. I'm of the opinion that if you are going to smoke cigs, you may as well smoke pot cause that helps reduce the cancer chance for you. What do you have to say about that, pig? Go back to testifying to legislature and congress about how every one of your friends, family members, and strangers that has cancer and chooses based on the data available to smoke pot for any reason is a retard, and that you aren't here talking cause it's good for your profession to create a harmless crime. Racist hateful spiteful traitor commiting fraud against our nation, ha ha ha it's funny. GO ON KEEP ON. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHY IT'S ILLEGAL, YOU ARE JUST ENFORCING THE LAW. And why the law came to be has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, obviously. Keep on blowing Harry Anslinger, everyone knows that you are innocent except anyone who has done any research on their own and knows that you lied to them when you got extra funding for D.A.R.E., instead of, say maybe, a medical professional? Ya you have nothing to do with the reason marijuana is illegal!!!!

It's called if i can't smoke something so many medical associations call harmless and beneficial, while you fight to the death to keep it illegal, but I can go down to the corner store and buy 100 packs of cigarettes and 10 gallons of whiskey which are much worse than marijuana, by god I will, just to spite you. I hate you with every element of self I have left. I hope that after mocking people with cancer that you die painfully, of cancer, PIG.

 
Pvt Joker 2008-08-16 01:08:49 PM  
Giving matches or lighters to mental patients probably isn't a good idea anyway.

For a psych class in college, I volunteered at a state mental hospital. During our orientation, the staff told us about a patient who threw a lit cigarette butt into a small trashcan in the dormitory. When the papers in the trashcan caught on fire, the patient worried that he would get in trouble. So he carried the fiery trashcan across the room, burning his arms along the way, and hid it underneath his bed, hoping that no one would discover the fire. You can guess the rest of the story...

 
Phineas 2008-08-16 01:10:56 PM  
That sucks. I had a friend who checked in to a mental hospital, and EVERYONE there smoked. There was a courtyard in the middle, chock full of crazy people getting their nicotine on.

I brought my buddy a carton of smokes... gone in 36 hours. He chainsmoked, without sleeping, for a day and a half. He's fine now, and I can't help but feel I was part of the therapeutic process.

Don't take away their smokes =(

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Phineas 2008-08-16 01:12:44 PM  
Pvt Joker
Giving matches or lighters to mental patients probably isn't a good idea anyway.

Usually the mental hospitals have a 'lighter' built into the wall. It's like a button you push, and you put the end of the cigarette in there, and it gets light. There aren't any open flames or matches for the crazies to play with. That was what I witnessed anyway.

 
Hosebeatings 2008-08-16 01:14:17 PM  
qurk:

Time to up your meds, brah.

 
TheFlannelAvenger 2008-08-16 01:15:43 PM  
The article says nicotine is a stimulant. It's a bit more complicated than that. It affects dopamine and a whole cascade of neurotransmitters. So, cutting off folks from their fix, while trying to rewire their brains with pills and potions, sounds like a wild time.

 
MikeMc 2008-08-16 01:16:20 PM  
qurk: Hey just preemtively noting something that will be noted a lot so. I'm of the opinion that if you are going to smoke cigs, you may as well smoke pot

Now there's a revelation. I never thought of smoking cigs AND pot. Wait, yes I have. I'm a smoker and I think this going overboard (has been for a while). I also may have smoked other things on occasion and I think the idea of locking people up over weed is just plain stupid. MJ won't be legal but eventually cigarettes will just as illegal.

 
J. Frank Parnell 2008-08-16 01:23:36 PM  
FunkOut: Helps bipolar people out too. Almost every bp person I knew smoked to calm down was a smoker

All those chemicals they add to tobacco can't be good for a brain.

 
atlanta_ufo 2008-08-16 01:28:25 PM  
I guess they'll just give the patients more drugs to claim them down.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:29:35 PM  
J. Frank Parnell: FunkOut: Helps bipolar people out too. Almost every bp person I knew smoked to calm down was a smoker

All those chemicals they add to tobacco can't be good for a brain.


I've never smoked so I'm not saying it's good for you. The chemicals in it aren't good for any part of your body. But there is a biological/chemical reason why such a large percentage of bipolar people smoke. Ditto for the schizophrenics and ADHD people. Nicotine does funny things.

 
medgar 2008-08-16 01:30:10 PM  
I've been in acute care at mental health hospitals a few times. Smoking is one of the few things that make those hellholes bearable. You're sitting in the same 1k square feet, nothing to do but watch network TV soap operas and smoke. Oh and talk to the people. Most of them have no idea where they are because they're forced to be over-doped on meds, and none of whom want to be there. You're forced to either say what the doctors want you to say and take the horse tranquilizer, or accept that you'll be there for a long time.

Of course, some people opted to leave AMA (against medical advice). The hospital gets to hold them for 72 hours, during which time they go to a judge who hands out court orders like candy. These are places where you aren't allowed to have MAGAZINES because they have STAPLES in them. And they won't even let you smoke now?

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:31:46 PM  
It's always been more fun to hide and sneak a smoke. And these people have a good excuse, "you can't punish me, I'm nuts!"

 
qurk 2008-08-16 01:47:45 PM  
Heh. I've heard a lot of people note that they are bipoloar, but I've only known 1 bipolar person, in my life. And he didn't smoke, but he does chew. In any case, I think being bipolar is something you are born with and you know fairly early on. Self-diagnosing yourself or saying you are bi-polar cause it's cool now is a different thing. I think it's great that more people think it's something that you aren't a freak for having it, but there are a lot of people who don't have it who think they do and use it as an excuse to be a retard.

That being said, keep on irradiating Harry Anslinger's crouton, pig. We all know you have nothing to do with it, but that guy testifying to congress says he is speaking for you and you aren't saying anything, therefore, you agree with him. All those people with cancer deserve to die without help of a substance that helps prevent (before the fact), treat, and obliviate, not to mentions helps in many ways you wouldn't know, with your "I ONLY MAKE 30,000 A YEAR AND HAHAHAHA farkING POT SMOKERS WOW I CAN PUT THEM IN JAIL LOL THIS IS SO COOL"
Ya, well, you can publically speak out against people like that, but you don't cause you don't make much money and you already put your live in danger a lot.

I have a lot of respect for what you do, but not hwat you are. Pizza Delivery guys have a higher rate of fatality that YOU do. At least you have a gun. You, even though underpaid, make a lot more than other professions that are more dangerous from a fatality level, so stop going to the congress of the USA and lying. Stop supporting liars.

Have you heard of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition? Stop being a racist spiteful USA-hating jerk and just let people know that the guys who proudly testify to congress and proudly put their transcript on their website are not speaking for you, even though they say they are.

There is a difference between marijuana and tobacco :P The racist policeman Harry Anslinger didn't go all out to make tobacco illegal :P Do a little research on George Washington, traitor!!!!!

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 01:54:08 PM  
I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others.

WRONG! SEcond hand smoke its the biggest lie thats become fact since IDK, JESUS!!!!!

Thanks NANNY STATE, thanks for making the mental hosiptals nice and safe for me to breathe, oh god ur doing such great things for this country THANK U....

Why dont u FARK-TARDS do somthing worth while and deal withe the illegal Alien issue, oh wait then U'll lose ur nanny and have to be a parent for a minute... OH THE HORROR... U DUMB FARKI NG LIBRAEAL...

U know everytime they make a new NANNY LAW... GOD kills a child... U know that right.... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN SOCOR MOMS, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????

SAVE THE CHILDREN!!! STOP GOD FROM KILLING A CHILD BUT NOT BEING A NANY....

FARKING LIBREALS I SPIT ON ALL OF U.... THIS IS UR FAULT....

FARK U CLINTON AND FARK U OBAMA!!

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 01:54:21 PM  
I bet a nickel this won't last.

/Obscure?
/I don't think so.

 
BusHiatler 2008-08-16 01:58:29 PM  
my requirements for this thread were satisfied with the sixth post.

 
Mayah 2008-08-16 02:06:03 PM  
While I can see why they did this, but I can't say it's a good idea. There are plenty of people who would not go to the hospital if they knew they couldn't smoke there.

Now, you could say they don't want to be well enough. But they're mentally ill. They aren't thinking clearly anyway. And schizophrenics, who frequently smoke, often don't really understand they're ill.

Cynical of me, but I wonder if this is a cost-cutting measure.

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 02:09:26 PM  
TSpavone: I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others.

WRONG! SEcond hand smoke its the biggest lie thats become fact since IDK, JESUS!!!!!


I might even concede that point, but I will say that I'm sure there are others who would just as soon not inhale my second hand smoke, whether it's bad for them or not. Nor should they have to. I try to be considerate when I smoke was my point.

 
Freezebyte 2008-08-16 02:14:43 PM  
Get a new slow death hobby people, nobody wants to smell your cancer sticks anymore.

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-08-16 02:18:07 PM  
TSpavone: I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others.

WRONG! SEcond hand smoke its the biggest lie thats become fact since IDK, JESUS!!!!!

Thanks NANNY STATE, thanks for making the mental hosiptals nice and safe for me to breathe, oh god ur doing such great things for this country THANK U....

Why dont u FARK-TARDS do somthing worth while and deal withe the illegal Alien issue, oh wait then U'll lose ur nanny and have to be a parent for a minute... OH THE HORROR... U DUMB FARKI NG LIBRAEAL...

U know everytime they make a new NANNY LAW... GOD kills a child... U know that right.... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN SOCOR MOMS, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????

SAVE THE CHILDREN!!! STOP GOD FROM KILLING A CHILD BUT NOT BEING A NANY....

FARKING LIBREALS I SPIT ON ALL OF U.... THIS IS UR FAULT....

FARK U CLINTON AND FARK U OBAMA!!


i290.photobucket.com

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2008-08-16 02:19:33 PM  
True story: The reason the University of Arizona is in Tucson is because Phoenix got first pick and it chose the state mental hospital because it meant more money from the Territory (Prescott was the capital at the time).

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:23:49 PM  
The Amazing Mumford: TSpavone: I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others.

WRONG! SEcond hand smoke its the biggest lie thats become fact since IDK, JESUS!!!!!

I might even concede that point, but I will say that I'm sure there are others who would just as soon not inhale my second hand smoke, whether it's bad for them or not. Nor should they have to. I try to be considerate when I smoke was my point.


Do a little research tard... THE "SEcond hand smoke" study that all Truth hoppers cling it in there feble attemp to control us has been thrown out of court for bad science.... Oh wait but u probab ly dont know that cause uv never thought to look into it ureself and instead digest what THEY tell u like a food pellet...

AHHHH poor non smokers have to smell my Smoke.... AHHHH let me say it AWWWWW I feel so bad... In the mean time I have to hear Children Whine in public... hurts my ears makes me fell nervous(cant b good for the heart), and the perfume WTF, that chit makes me sneeze, BAN IT!!!.... and then that evil FAst food smell, it clogs my nose, it must be bad....

U KNOW FARK TARDS.....


DEAL WITH IT JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!

Amercia land of pussies... IF ur doing what I dont like Im gonna make sure U CANT DOIT.... I would love to wach the Socor mom Squad make it in another country where survial and not THE CHILDREN is more important..... LOL that would a reality show I WOULD TUNE INTO...

This week watch as karen tries to tell Turkish men that second hand smoke is a killer.... They tie her up and exicute her... HAHAHAHAHAHA That would a howt...

Second hand smoke is orwell in real life, TELL THE LIE ENOUGH AND PEOPLE BELIEVE IT!!! ORWELL was a farking phsycic...

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:26:31 PM  
caramel corn for president please: TSpavone: I do want to quit, I know it's bad for me, I know it's bad for others.

WRONG! SEcond hand smoke its the biggest lie thats become fact since IDK, JESUS!!!!!

Thanks NANNY STATE, thanks for making the mental hosiptals nice and safe for me to breathe, oh god ur doing such great things for this country THANK U....

Why dont u FARK-TARDS do somthing worth while and deal withe the illegal Alien issue, oh wait then U'll lose ur nanny and have to be a parent for a minute... OH THE HORROR... U DUMB FARKI NG LIBRAEAL...

U know everytime they make a new NANNY LAW... GOD kills a child... U know that right.... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN SOCOR MOMS, WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????

SAVE THE CHILDREN!!! STOP GOD FROM KILLING A CHILD BUT NOT BEING A NANY....

FARKING LIBREALS I SPIT ON ALL OF U.... THIS IS UR FAULT....

FARK U CLINTON AND FARK U OBAMA!!


Oh, sorry im not in special needs, so maybe u could us word insrtead of some sarcastic pic that is ugly and make little sense.... it's 2008 we can converse in words u know...

 
Greylight 2008-08-16 02:29:25 PM  
Standing up for the rights of the mentally ill doesn't garner much support ... or votes. As a society it's something people nervously make jokes about while trying to sound "that's not us". No different than homophobia.

This is a case of hospital administration focusing on trivial matters instead of meaningful efforts to improve quality of life for their patients. On the surface it can be spun as positive change; however, it is a waste of time and effort that should be focused on other initiatives.

From the article "It said that our people die 25 years before people who don't receive our services, and the reasons were all smoking-related,"

This statement indicates:
a) Patients with serious mental illness die on average 25 years earlier than the general population.
or
b) Patients with serious mental illness at their hospital die on average 25 years earlier than patients at other hospitals.

I would bet it's a case of "a)". Treating the symptoms of patients and not focusing on the disease is incompetent health care, but it allows the administration to claim progress.

This will get shot down in court if only someone has the courage to challenge it.

B.

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 02:30:05 PM  
TSpavone:

Oh, sorry im not in special needs


O,RLY?

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:32:21 PM  
The Amazing Mumford: TSpavone:

Oh, sorry im not in special needs

O,RLY?


TRy harder... come on u can do it.... wew two steps away from u starting in with the momma jokes.... come on....

 
ericb45696 2008-08-16 02:37:28 PM  
TSpavone

your newsletter, I needs subscription please.

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 02:38:52 PM  
I'm not sure what you're looking for. You responded to my comment with a long rant. I responded by saying that I might even concede your point, I have read both sides of the argument and believe that some of the statistics may be over inflated. You then respond by calling me a "tard" for whatever reason in a post that is barely comprehensible. Then you get butt hurt because I respond in kind?

As much as I'd love to spar with you here, I'm not sure I have the time as I have to be to the gym in 26 minutes.

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:42:31 PM  
The Amazing Mumford: I'm not sure what you're looking for. You responded to my comment with a long rant. I responded by saying that I might even concede your point, I have read both sides of the argument and believe that some of the statistics may be over inflated. You then respond by calling me a "tard" for whatever reason in a post that is barely comprehensible. Then you get butt hurt because I respond in kind?

As much as I'd love to spar with you here, I'm not sure I have the time as I have to be to the gym in 26 minutes.


LOL I have to be at the gym.... Do u have an appointment? I hate people that "have to be at the gym in X amount of time" Says alot sir... says alot....

BTW... not over inflated, flat out wrong....

Riddle me this: If second hand smoke is so cancer cuasing, why then didnt we see a larger portion of sociecty dying of cancer 60 years ago when people smoke everywhere including in the market? Why all the sudden is it this horride cancer cuasing agent now, but 60 years ago we so no differnce in the number of cases?

Ur lies will be exposed.....

 
ericb45696 2008-08-16 02:43:56 PM  
someone didn't get the reference, take your newsletter away now please.

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 02:46:00 PM  
TSpavone:

LOL I have to be at the gym.... Do u have an appointment? I hate people that "have to be at the gym in X amount of time" Says alot sir... says alot....



Indeed it does.

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:47:08 PM  
The Amazing Mumford: TSpavone:

LOL I have to be at the gym.... Do u have an appointment? I hate people that "have to be at the gym in X amount of time" Says alot sir... says alot....



Indeed it does.


That u waste vast amount of Time and money on things that are free... LOL

 
ericb45696 2008-08-16 02:48:48 PM  
this is getting amusing now.

TSpavone-0
TAM-1

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:49:52 PM  
ericb45696: this is getting amusing now.

TSpavone-0
TAM-1


Please point out were he got his 1... Please.....

and I swear to allaha that if its the gym comment...

 
ericb45696 2008-08-16 02:50:18 PM  
haha. yup.

 
The Amazing Mumford 2008-08-16 02:53:54 PM  
TSpavone: The Amazing Mumford: TSpavone:

LOL I have to be at the gym.... Do u have an appointment? I hate people that "have to be at the gym in X amount of time" Says alot sir... says alot....



Indeed it does.

That u waste vast amount of Time and money on things that are free... LOL


And we both waste vast amounts of time and money on things (e.g. cigarettes) that aren't. Could be worse, we could both be TF'ers I suppose.

I'm still trying to figure out what your point/problem with my post is. Unless I'm missing an obvious troll, there really was no argument to be had here.

 
TSpavone 2008-08-16 02:54:05 PM  
ericb45696: haha. yup.

Ohhh Come on... I could lie about going to the gym to, but I prefer to say Im going jogging by the beach.... free and Im not confined to a specific TIME i have to be there at....

 
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