Well... he's got a point.

Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. Oasis is a waste of recording media.

I heard this live because I am crazy and stay up too late. Chris Moyles is one of the funnier people on the BBC, but he is a terrible interviewer. That said, Noel Gallagher is much funnier when drunk.

Alcohol was involved

You don't say

Mocking the rock band the Kaiser Chiefs, he said: 'The Monkees haven't split up, they're just going under the name of the Kaiser Chiefs.'

Noel Gallagher is a wanker, but that is comedy right there, folks.

He's an irrelevant douche.

Have another drink, you washed up f*ck stick.

Who?

Dear, Noel:
Stop acting like Liam.

/Noel did right a bunch of good tunes - all of the first two albums, "Whatever", "Acquiesce", "Don't Go Away" and "Gas Panic".
//But writing 25 good songs does not excuse him for being an ass.

meh,

people like having him on because he'll spout off on other bands and he gets his name in print or on the radio or whatever. He's getting publicity, but I'm not sure it's the type of publicity that he wants.

Doc Strange: //But writing 25 good songs does not excuse him for being an ass.

No, but again I appreciate him for his jackassery and humor (or humour if you will). I loved the morse code diss of Blur. Who cares if it's not really art; they are the greatest Beatles cover band in the world and I'm still interested.

I think he's a nasty little overgrown eyebrow sporting douchebag cokehead who can't mix music.

Impressionable youngsters don't get up at 9am during the school holidays. And the young folk don't listen to the wireless anyway.

1. Who in hell are the Kaiser Chiefs?
2. Anyone slagging the Monkees hates pop music to begin with.

He's brilliant. I love the run-up to a new Oasis album because he and Liam do anything to get in the press. Love it.

Even a drunk can be right, you know.

He said: 'He wants to write his own tunes instead of ruining everyone else's. Mark Ronson needs to learn three chords on the guitar and write a tune.'

...says one of the most notorious plagiarist in music.

...all of whom are more relevant than Oasis. well, except maybe Peaches Geldof.


/likes Oasis more than the other listed, but does even the British press give a fark about them when they're not slagging off other acts?

Dictionary.com should liscence this picture and post it with
their entry for "Douchebag":

Lameass Brits knocking other lameass Brits just for publicity, is the very definiton of feh.

dodgrile ...says one of the most notorious plagiarist in music.

Name one Oasis song which is directly plagiarised from another, and isn't credited in the liner notes, and I'll believe anything you say is relevant.

/They may be no one in the US, but they're massive everywhere else

danduran, I dare you to listen to "Don't Look Back in Anger" and tell me with a straight face that it's original. "Imagine" wants its melody and structure back

As for the Kaiser Chiefs, I think they're a lot better live than Oasis, and I've seen KC once and Oasis three times.

/I predict a riot!