Came for the pics. Was not disappointed.

Come on Edwards -- take one for the team...

Announce that you also cheated on your wife with Hillary.

No one cares whether it is true or not. Your reputation is already shot. Slay the cyborg as a service to your country.

Starting with the headline, I can tell already this is gonna be a really fun thread.

Neurochemist: Come on Edwards -- take one for the team...

Announce that you also cheated on your wife with Hillary.

No one cares whether it is true or not. Your reputation is already shot. Slay the cyborg as a service to your country.

I like, I like....

i think obama taught hillary how to chill out a little. she doesn't seem so high-strung anymore.

I assumed this was about Hillary before clicking on the link.

aaand, I'm spent...

Etchy333: i204.photobucket.com

That one is by far my favorite Hillary shop.

I'm a Democrat, so I'm really getting a kick out of these PhotoShops.

/Really, they're way cool and humorous.

how did i know who the article was about before i even clicked on the link?

I thought it was about Clinton but I was hoping it was a sly Fark trick and it was going to be an article about fire ants.

/disappointed.

Hillary is gonna be VP.

Bet on it.

Obama/Clinton '08!

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WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED! AUCHTUNG!
OBAMA WILL LOOSE AND BILLARY WILL AGAIN TAKE OVER THE WHITE HOUSE

Obama is so screwed. I can't believe he feels he is so weak that he has to give the Clintons such a large roll at the convention. The roll call vote is suicide after he agreed to fully seat Florida and Michigan. I wouldn't trust the Clintons not to pull something.

anonymousgirl: how did i know who the article was about before i even clicked on the link?

I was thinking it was going to be about some other member of the Bush family.

Someone brought up Hillary being a villian in a horror movie that never dies in another thread yesterday. Everybody PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!

Republicans?

Not even near as skerry as

DamnYankees: I assumed this was about Hillary before clicking on the link.

I thought it was about Democrats.

Have you seen 'The Prestige?' It posits illusionists so dedicated that they alter their entire public lives so they can pull off a few magic tricks. But this is politics. There's a lot more at stake here than being the bast magician. There's power, money, and history. And there's no illusionist more dedicated than Bill Clinton.

For *years* before 2008, in all his public appearances, Bill Clinton appeared as a sick old man. But when it became apparent Obama could legitimately challenge her for the Democratic nomination, out came Bill, her most energetic crusader. The whole 'Bill Clinton is a frail old man' thing was a subterfuge to hide one of Hillary's assets--to get her opponents to underestimate her arsenal.

This time, the offstage illusion is the Obama/Clinton tension. The trick? Building up a false sense of hope in Republicans that the Dem convention will divide the party and crash the year for the Democrats. Also, giving Democrats a month of that sense of despairing--feeling what it will be like to expect another four years of McSame.

Then, at the convention? The Prestige! The Republicans false hopes get dashed. The Democrats hear two solid days of Bill and Hillary talking up Obama. After seeing what it looks like to face yet another losing election year, Democrats unite, rally around Obama, and campaign to a Dem landslide in November.

quickdraw

The Caine Mutiny? Really? Are we at such a dearth for material we have to go back to the 50's and defile Bogey?

So does this mean she's from the future here to kill us all?

Cuz that would make more sense.

What is scary is the Obamaniacs. You know the ones who think the 2nd coming has arrived.

captain_heroic44: For *years* before 2008, in all his public appearances, Bill Clinton appeared as a sick old man.

Spluh?

There is no denying that the Clinton's remain a force in democratic circles. If I was Obama, I would ride that Clinton horse hard, and put it away wet.

You know what? I'd much rather have Clinton in the White House then Bush and his cronies.

At least Clinton did not start two wars, one which was illegal and has cost us much more then money.

At least Clinton did not tear up the Constitution and thought it was just a "suggestion" on how the Government should function.

At least Clinton did not piss away the tax payers' money on everything but useful programs.

At least Clinton did not think tax break for the right was a **good** idea and actually though helping the rich save money will help average Americans (whose taxes BTW went up)

At least Clinton did not destroy our world standing. We now have Iran, China, Russia all defying us because they know we can't do shyt but give a stern lecture.

At least Clinton did not sit in a classroom reading with little kids while the Country was under attack.

Need I go on??

captain_heroic44: This time, the offstage illusion is the Obama/Clinton tension. The trick? Building up a false sense of hope in Republicans that the Dem convention will divide the party and crash the year for the Democrats. Also, giving Democrats a month of that sense of despairing--feeling what it will be like to expect another four years of McSame.

I don't think that the Clintons are too happy with the Obama camp and add the whole John Edwards affair "costing" Hillary Iowa, there will be no Hollywood ending at the convention. Bill and Hill will suck oxygen as much as possible out of the room.

CaptFun: Not even near as skerry as

Waiting for that to become a "WTF is this guy's problem?"

"You have to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you HAVE heard of me."

/"It's not a trick - it's an illusion."
/subscribing to captain_heroic44's newsletter

The Borg don't like to be insulted

/did you know?
//they produce the Barney show

SweetDickens: What is scary is the Obamaniacs Fark Independents^TM. You know the ones who think the 2nd coming has arrived pretend someone else has said anything about a messiah.

Tell me about it. Poor bastards think McCain is gonna check under their beds, look in their closets, and scare off all those solvent fiscal policy monsters. There they are just hugging their little teddy-missles and gleefully shredding the constitution. But they're not Republicans, oh no, becuase Republican starts with an R, and they're not in any way associated with that glaring scarlet letter which marks the traitors of this nation.

Scary.

captain_heroic44: Have you seen 'The Prestige?'

you know you're insane, right?

burndtdan: captain_heroic44: Have you seen 'The Prestige?'

you know you're insane, right?

by the way, i'm not saying if you're right or wrong. just a little bonkers.

The First: You know what? I'd much rather have Clinton in the White House then Bush and his cronies.

At least Clinton did not start two wars, one which was illegal and has cost us much more then money.

At least Clinton did not tear up the Constitution and thought it was just a "suggestion" on how the Government should function.

At least Clinton did not piss away the tax payers' money on everything but useful programs.

At least Clinton did not think tax break for the right was a **good** idea and actually though helping the rich save money will help average Americans (whose taxes BTW went up)

At least Clinton did not destroy our world standing. We now have Iran, China, Russia all defying us because they know we can't do shyt but give a stern lecture.

At least Clinton did not sit in a classroom reading with little kids while the Country was under attack.

Need I go on??

The BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire) has conspired for profit with the enemies of this country for generations. It is what the super rich do, you and I aren't of any consequence to them. We are fodder for their wars of plunder.

They are responsible for the death of over a million people. They don't care. As long as it produces wealth for them, then it is all just "business."

Unfortunately enough people in this country are stupid enough to think that getting your dick wet and lying about it is a greater crime.

I weep for this nation.

burndtdan: burndtdan: captain_heroic44: Have you seen 'The Prestige?'

you know you're insane, right?

by the way, i'm not saying if you're right or wrong. just a little bonkers.

I'm not saying it doesn't make sense. You're just talking crazy.

burndtdan: burndtdan: captain_heroic44: Have you seen 'The Prestige?'

you know you're insane, right?

by the way, i'm not saying if you're right or wrong. just a little bonkers.

Just a little?.

The first:
started two wars? Ok Iraq I will give you (although Saddam shooting at our planes could be evidence of him starting it) but we started the afghan war?

Please dont talk about economics, although i hate what bush did... Clinton is going to tax everything and ruin the economy even more.

Falcc Thanks I needed a laugh!

I'll take Bill Clinton back in the white house. Things were pretty cool in 1999. Hell, even the BJ thing is a positive. I imagine getting regular BJs could help dilute the stress of being president and improve efficiency.

There is only one destination were this path will lead:


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