And he shot smack directly into his eyeballs.

Locke3k: And he shot smack directly into his eyeballs.

Wait, I thought that was Keith Richards..

/Bill Hicks

I bet he doesn't even remember all the fun he had going broke.

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Really?

I love that the best picture that they could find was one of Tyler playing Guitar Hero.

/classic

One of his younger daughters went to grammar school in the same school my gf went to for high school (Marymount in Manhattan). One time I saw him going into a PTA meeting. He showed up in leather pants and the teacher was a nun. What an awesome image that was.

Nah. If he'd written this article, it would sound exactly like every other article he'd already written.

/amazincrazycryin'

I'm a huge hard rock fan. Aerosmith, Van Halen, Ozzy, Motley Crue (yes, Motley Crue) and especially Guns n Roses. But I get it. You did a lot of drugs and farked a lot of girls. I didn't do too bad myself, despite not being a rock star but do you see me writing it all down (although there was this one time at the Viper Room in Hollywood)... anyway, good for you, Aerosmith. None of that changes the fact that you star in the video we have to watch while waiting in line for your roller coaster at Disney MGM studios.

/just because

I read too much fark. I misread the subhead as "...ready to spill his tales of douchebaggery..."

anything for a buck, eh, Mr. Tyler? god forbid you put out an album more than once every seven years.

Sleeping Monkey: /just because

I wonder how Liv feels about not being daddy's favorite?

Came for Liv Tyler pics.

leaving at half chub.

/more please.

horses lips is right

Steven Tyler and Gene Simmons remind me of each other in this regard: they both seem sure that if they were, say, insurance agents rather than obscenely rich rock stars, they'd still get as much trim as they do now.

/no way

That picture encompasses everything about the current state of Dinosaur Rock. The old man is only relevant via that toy guitar in his hand.

I'd say it's a shame but Aerosmith are not near the top of my list.

I was a huge fan in the 70's when they really rocked.

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This one is only the audio, but it rocks and is one of my faves.:

Round and Round (new window)

One of the best Rock stories is Warren Zevon's.'Sleep When I'm Dead' Biography. It would make a great film, but I guess you have to die a little younger or sell a ton of albums to be interesting in this country - that's a shame. . .

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/warren-zevon-bio.article.jpg