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(Snopes) Silly No, Barack Obama cannot heal the sick, I know because Snopes says so   (snopes.com) divider line 78
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GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:01:36 PM  
Really? They felt the need to debunk that? Thanks Snopes.

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:07:31 PM  
dl.getdropbox.com

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:20:24 PM  
If people will believe that Obama is a super-secret Muslim terrorist Antichrist, they'll believe anything.

 
panfried [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:25:10 PM  
www.intriguing.com
HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

 
satchel13 2008-08-15 12:26:41 PM  
Lies! Lies, I tell you! Everyone knows that the RNC is behind Snopes.com and they just don't want you to know the truth about Obama! Not only can he heal the sick, he can also run faster than Chuck Norris!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:31:37 PM  
He can't heal because he's a Muslim, you can tell by the evil christian preacher who leads his church.

/wait, what?

 
burndtdan 2008-08-15 12:31:51 PM  
man, glad that was cleared up

 
Flying Code Monkey 2008-08-15 12:58:06 PM  
Barack Obama can see in all directions at once.

TO BARACK OBAMA!

/blast from the past

 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:58:40 PM  
Well, I can't vote for him now. I feel empty.

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-15 12:58:42 PM  
LOL. If it's on Snopes, that means some people actually believe that he's healing the sick, right?

 
Shaggy_C 2008-08-15 12:59:06 PM  
Snopes cannot be trusted. I know because of KRS-One.

 
Clonod 2008-08-15 12:59:33 PM  
Thanks, Snopes, for also letting me know that John McCain, is NOT, in fact, still owed a nickel by Moses.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 12:59:53 PM  
Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:00:41 PM  
Barack Obama can eat just one lays potato chip.

TO BARACK OBAMA!

 
tedbundee 2008-08-15 01:00:47 PM  
satchel13: Lies! Lies, I tell you! Everyone knows that the RNC is behind Snopes.com and they just don't want you to know the truth about Obama! Not only can he heal the sick, he can also run faster than Chuck Norris!

No f*cking way! I'm voting for Obama then!
/then again, he is Kenyan...

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-15 01:00:56 PM  
I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:01:05 PM  
Duh, he's not Jesus, he's Superman.

img.photobucket.com

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-08-15 01:03:00 PM  
And to think I used to point people to Snopes.com for good information debunking bullshiat -- and here they are damning their souls with this heresy.

May the Obama be merciful.

 
PirateKing 2008-08-15 01:03:54 PM  
Clonod: Thanks, Snopes, for also letting me know that John McCain, is NOT, in fact, still owed a nickel shekel by Moses.

fixed.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:04:29 PM  
Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?


Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)

 
tedbundee 2008-08-15 01:04:47 PM  
Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?


Obviously, he's still alive

 
Tsunami Ditka 2008-08-15 01:06:45 PM  
I Said: Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)


Wow, that IS amazing!

 
tricycleracer 2008-08-15 01:07:47 PM  
I did not know this:

In 1989, following two back surgeries, Cindy McCain became addicted to the painkillers Vicodin and Percocet. To keep up with her daily need of 10 to 15 pills, she used other people's names for prescriptions and stole drugs from the American Voluntary Medical Team, a mobile surgical unit she'd begun in 1988 to provide emergency medical services around the world. A 1993 DEA audit of the amount of painkillers her charity had obtained quickly uncovered her thefts. She avoided prosecution for those crimes through an agreement with the Justice Department in which she submitted to drug testing, paid a fine, performed community service in a soup kitchen, and joined Narcotics Anonymous. She also closed her medical charity.


Thanks, Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/cindy.asp (new window)

 
ptelg 2008-08-15 01:08:28 PM  
I Said: Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)


It's only a miracle if it's a male doctor.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-15 01:08:51 PM  
burndtdan: man, glad that was cleared up

And yet they will still use that talking point that he is the Messiah.

 
stuffaloosa 2008-08-15 01:09:07 PM  
panfried: HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

I got better!

/obvious

 
ptelg 2008-08-15 01:09:14 PM  
Barak Obama and Chuck Norris have never been in the same room. For only Barak Obama can melt Chuck Norris' heart.

 
Bastiat's Last Disciple 2008-08-15 01:09:22 PM  
I thought faith healing was a Christian thing. Obama being a Muslim and all, you wouldn't think it would work. Thoughts?

 
ptelg 2008-08-15 01:10:42 PM  
Bastiat's Last Disciple: I thought faith healing was a Christian thing. Obama being a Muslim and all, you wouldn't think it would work. Thoughts?

It healing the sick and injured by touch appears in many faiths.

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-08-15 01:11:01 PM  
Bastiat's Last Disciple: Thoughts?

Our Obama,
Who art on Earth,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our PUMAs
as we forgive those who are Republican amongst us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.

 
Feindevil 2008-08-15 01:11:39 PM  
Obama cured my of my cynacism and desire to kill anything politcal


/tis true he did
//not an obamamaniac

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:12:04 PM  
ptelg: I Said: Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)

It's only a miracle if it's a male doctor.


It was a childless 78 year old woman who prayed every night for a son. The Lord sent his other only begotten son, The Obama, to answer her prayer.

The child was named Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and popped out along with a time machine.

 
un4gvn666 2008-08-15 01:12:13 PM  
I Said: Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)


I lol'd.

 
palelizard 2008-08-15 01:12:14 PM  
This will put a damper on his healthcare plan, then.

 
ptelg 2008-08-15 01:14:44 PM  
I Said: ptelg: I Said: Tsunami Ditka: I Said: Obama cured my SIDS. And I never even had it to begin with.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome?

Yup. He cured it when I was 12. Pretty amazing, if you ask me. My doctors even said "WTF? That doesn't even make sense?"

He just winked at them (which, coincidentally, made one of them pregnant)

It's only a miracle if it's a male doctor.

It was a childless 78 year old woman who prayed every night for a son. The Lord sent his other only begotten son, The Obama, to answer her prayer.

The child was named Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and popped out along with a time machine.


Sir/Ma'am, You are on the ball today, while we would probably be enemies IRL, your newsletter please.

 
SherKhan 2008-08-15 01:15:14 PM  
www.worldsong.ws

Obama, just like Jesus, cured the leopards.

 
2wolves 2008-08-15 01:15:31 PM  
Is there anything fundies won't believe?

 
TypoFlyspray 2008-08-15 01:17:18 PM  
satchel13: Lies! Lies, I tell you! Everyone knows that the RNC is behind Snopes.com and they just don't want you to know the truth about Obama! Not only can he heal the sick, he can also run faster than Chuck Norris!

He can make Chuck Norris cry like a kindergartner who just got rolled for his milk money.

Obama can heal the sick, he once heeled a german shepherd. He can make one loaf feed several. He has walked in water and changed beer into urine. The Hussien in his name is the same as in Jesus Hussein Christ. He is a Muslim and a Hindu and a Chistian and a Jew. When there were only one set of footprints, that was Obama carrying you.

He is on your side, over your head, out in front, and gives you a sound footing. He has a sweet, creamy center.

Obama's farts sound like Paganini and smell like money. Obama can put an American on the moon simply by spitting, but he won't because that would be rude. When Barak Obama talks, EF Hutton listens. Barak Obaman has replaced John McCain with folger's crystals, AND NOBODY NOTICED!

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. Obama got game.

/ And I'll vote for him despite all that.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:17:20 PM  
The last person he called Darling was pregnant 30 seconds later.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:17:57 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: The last person he called Darling was pregnant 30 seconds later.

THAT WAS MY DOCTORS NAME!

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-15 01:20:21 PM  
2wolves: Is there anything fundies won't believe?

Evolution?

 
McStinky 2008-08-15 01:22:36 PM  
The problem is, they WILL believe the spin. My guess is that a majority of Americans have only one news source and don't exert any effort validating facts. That is why this strategy works; why Obama isn't leading by 25% or more in the polls.

If he was born in Chicago and was white, it would be a much different ball game. He would be the everyman and McCain's daily bumbling of his own positions would be laughable.

/we fear what we don't understand
//or we fear what we are convinced is not understandable

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-15 01:23:55 PM  
satchel13: Lies! Lies, I tell you! Everyone knows that the RNC is behind Snopes.com and they just don't want you to know the truth about Obama! Not only can he heal the sick, he can also run faster than Chuck Norris!

i301.photobucket.com

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-15 01:26:39 PM  
DarnoKonrad: Bastiat's Last Disciple: Thoughts?

Our Obama,
Who art on Earth,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done on earth as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our PUMAs
as we forgive those who are Republican amongst us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. Amen.


You are dangerously close to being added to my favorite best farkers list.

/Yes, that's a good thing

 
tgregory 2008-08-15 01:27:07 PM  
obama will heal this world and country with change

 
Bastiat's Last Disciple 2008-08-15 01:41:13 PM  
DarnoKonrad

That was pretty awesome. You will be last against the wall when Obama wins and shoots all the libertarians.

He is pleased.

 
mrkowz 2008-08-15 01:44:15 PM  
Of course Obama cannot heal the sick! He is a Level 10 bard with 14 ranks in diplomacy, 5 ranks in sense motive, and 14 ranks in bluff!

 
Dr Dreidel 2008-08-15 01:48:49 PM  
Barack loves me, this I know,
For his campaign tells me so.

 
palelizard 2008-08-15 01:51:44 PM  
mrkowz: Of course Obama cannot heal the sick! He is a Level 10 bard with 14 ranks in diplomacy, 5 ranks in sense motive, and 14 ranks in bluff!

3E loser.

 
Persepolis 2008-08-15 01:54:40 PM  
Dr Dreidel: Barack loves me, this I know,
For his campaign tells me so.


Little libs to him belong,
for they are weak and he is strong.

 
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