fap.

That's about the size of it.

/rimshot

So if you vote for McCain and drive a Hummer does that bring you up to "average"?

I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

Where's the shut your whore mouth pic when I need it?

OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"

what_now: OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"

I saw one here which said "Nuke their ass and take their gas!" It even had a little mushroom cloud.

Is it me, or is the Republican party the gayest thing outside of San Francisco?

You rang?

cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or is the Republican party the gayest thing outside of San Francisco?

It's You.

gimmeabreak: It's You.

How are you gentlemen?

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that)

Er.. that sounds illegal.

Is this way of McCain saying he loves Big Black women? What's the opposite of a snickerlicker (fat white chicks who are into black guys).

Paul Waldman is a senior fellow at Media Matters for America and the author of Being Right is Not Enough: What Progressives Must Learn From Conservative Success. The views expressed here are his own.

Paul Waldman is a professional concern troll.

FTFA: "And most of the time, Democrats don't even realize what's happening."

I lol'd

And WTF is Liberal Intelligence? I lol'd again. Makes no sense whatsoever.
Other than that, I think this guy is projecting just a wee bit.

unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

....it farking better not.

Relatively Obscure: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that)

Er.. that sounds illegal.

She's probably talking about her vibrator or something.

what_now: OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"

Sounds like our next Nobel Prize winner.

That actually makes a lot of sense - the typical Republican is a middle age white guy averse to change. Middle age white guys are also the primary users of Viagra. Put two and two together and you realize that the phallic objects used in the campaign are but another small way to take advantage of their insecurity. As a sex-monger effete latte-sipping young executive, I am not disposed to be taken advantage of in such ways.



Wait, what?

The article is a big win for getting as many phalic comments as possible into 300 words.

/Penis

what_now: unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

....it farking better not.

How dare my boyfriend masturbate!

McCain needs Viagra. Lot's of it.

And he leaks into his underwear.

The Republican party does have this penile size thing going, doesn't it...
Anyone remember the Clinton/Bush 1 campaign?
The last days...the final, desparate ploy of the Bush campaign was:

"Vote for George Bush. He has a bigger dick than Bill Clinton."

/ Ego-testicle

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

Biologically speaking, the penis is analogous to the clitoris.

Sooo....I don't see where that analogy really "helps," but there it is.

/giant clitoris, you say...intriguing...
//is it to be loved, or feared?!

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

You can have Michelle's vagina or Cindy's vagina. The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).

moistD: The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).

Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.

Theaetetus: Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.

You don't think J SIDNEY still bones the hell out of her?

Theaetetus: moistD: The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).

Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.

nothing about that makes me want to double stuff it

If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.

Usually I like the Prospect, but that's just reaching in a seriously messed up way. Besides, I don't think even McCain's campaign is stupid enough to subliminally turn its commercials into dick-size competitions. A tire gauge might be smaller than an oil rig, but in the end you're still pitting a 72 year old WASP against a young, healthy black man.

And, well...

Bicycle safety tip: If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.

I LOL'd
Srsly.

moistD: nothing about that makes me want to double stuff it


"So, none of you find power sexy?"

Asteroth: what_now: unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

....it farking better not.

How dare my boyfriend masturbate!

Oh, I know all about that- this is why HE is responsible for cleaning the bathroom.

Penis.

Shaggy_C: You don't think J SIDNEY still bones bores the hell out of her?


FTFY.

I'm voting for RON PAUL which means every woman reading this just had sex with me.

Bicycle safety tip: If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.

Then, so help me God, I don't wanna be right.

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want

How you doin'?

What if you don't have a penis?

/You can't win elections on the big penis vote alone.
//Penis.

That's actually a very poignant commentary. Hit the nail on the head.

Shaggy_C: You don't think J SIDNEY still bones the hell out of her?

"My friends, I spent a good portion of yesterday evening with little Sidney inside his little moist friend. Now who else wants a shot at Ms. Buffalo Chip?"

I will say that Conservative women have big ol' clits.

Ah, The American Reject. Its print edition makes wonderful kindling.

"If you vote for Obama, your penis is only as big as a tire gauge."

I am voting for Obama, and no, it's quite a bit larger than that. Women are invited to inspect it themselves for proof, in fact.

/registered Republican
//tired of their crap
///for the last 8 years

Bicycle safety tip: If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.

I can't find the floor humping guys pic but this comment needs it.

eddyatwork: I'm voting for RON PAUL which means every woman reading this just had sex with me.

You'll be disappointed to find out he's not running. Perhaps BOB BARR will be to your liking?