One of two options here:

1. Either one of the stupidest and most clueless lawyers ever.
2. A 'typical' lawyer, lying through their teeth.

dletter: One of two options here:

1. Either one of the stupidest and most clueless lawyers ever.
2. A 'typical' lawyer, lying through their teeth.

Yeah, right, like they'd use their own teeth.

Is his lawyer Jackie Chiles?

/"shock and amazed! horrified and stupified!"

Lawyer paid for Edwards mistress' shocker.

/fixed

dletter

One of two options here:

1. Either one of the stupidest and most clueless lawyers ever.
2. A 'typical' lawyer, lying through their teeth.


The ABAJournal site takes forever to load, so I haven't RTFA, but here is something to consider:

Did the lawyer say *when* he was shocked to hear of the affair?

It's possible he was shocked when he first heard the news, then got over it and went about his business (such as paying someone's rent).

Englebert Slaptyback: dletter

One of two options here:

1. Either one of the stupidest and most clueless lawyers ever.
2. A 'typical' lawyer, lying through their teeth.


The ABAJournal site takes forever to load, so I haven't RTFA, but here is something to consider:

Did the lawyer say *when* he was shocked to hear of the affair?

It's possible he was shocked when he first heard the news, then got over it and went about his business (such as paying someone's rent).

You sound just like lawyer.

gorgor: Lawyer paid for Edwards mistress' shocker.

/fixed

Good one! :)

gorgor: Lawyer-father paid for Edwards mistress' horse's shocker.

/fixed

Weird story.

Lawyers don't lie, they just "manipulate" the facts that are given to them.

Tex Parte? What his real name?

worlddan

You sound just like lawyer.


Thanks, Kemo-sabe.

Came in here for the rotating shocker pic, where is it?

TFA loads fine for me. It's a gigantic incestuous lawyer-fest. Everyone and their father (literally!) was involved in asbestos litigation or insurance scams, suing former partners, marrying other attorneys, etc.

Nuke the site from orbit, kill it with fire, etc. etc.

Was it paid for by The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe?

Damn you, skinink.

awkward......

Next thing you know, he'll be shocked, shocked to find out the money paid to Edward's mistress was really hush money, not rent.

Farkie von Farkenstiel: gorgor: Lawyer paid for Edwards mistress' shocker.

/fixed

Good one! :)

Your baby looks afraid of being eaten!
/scary cameraman?

Dallymo: gorgor: Lawyer-father paid for Edwards mistress' horse's shocker.

/fixed

Weird story.

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TooMuchToDo:

?????? (^)

TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

Try not to think "colostomy" when you read that sentence.

/can't do it, now, can you?

infinitedigits: TooMuchToDo:

?????? (^)

Indeed. Shamelessly borrowed from Wil Wheaton's flickr page:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wilwheaton/1394924546/ (new window)

Sweet...haven't used this one in like ages. Was gathering dust in my image folder:

Unlikely tag down for the count or something?

TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

0/0
-1 for idiotic "logic"

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squealie: Unlikely tag down for the count or something?

It's out gathering signatures petitioning for a "Bullshiat" tag.

TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

Um...sure. McCain's got it in the bag...in some parallel universe where Edwards is the presumptive Democratic nominee instead of Obama.

Yep. In that universe McCain's got it in the bag! In this one, meh...not quite yet.

FTA:

And the Ocala Star Banner reported this week that Hunter's father was a Florida lawyer implicated in a scam to kill horses for insurance money. The first horse reportedly killed belonged to Hunter, who was then a teen-ager known as Lisa Jo Druck.

WTF?

ObscureNameHere: I have no idea what Kuta posted that pic.

I'm just glad he/she did.

I concur

I think I would never stop laughing if after all this hullabaloo that baby comes out black and yes, thank you Kuta for posting that pic for whatever reason you did.

Just more of the same.

Corrupt politicians.. and corrupt lawyers.

They go hand in hand.

There is no stopping the downhill slide of American corruption.

TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

Is that the same bag where he keeps the divorce papers from the wife he cheated on?

Goofball_Jones: TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

Um...sure. McCain's got it in the bag...in some parallel universe where Edwards is the presumptive Democratic nominee instead of Obama.

Yep. In that universe McCain's got it in the bag! In this one, meh...not quite yet.

LeChevalier: I think I would never stop laughing if after all this hullabaloo that baby comes out black

There seems to be some confusion. The Andrew Young who claims paternity is not that Andrew Young. Not the former congressman, mayor and UN Ambassador. Different, paler Andrew Young.

$800 Million on aesbestos suits. Wowie wow wow wow.

skinink:

And afterwards did the lawyer grab his winnings from the crap table?

Came here to do this. +1

Manfred J. Hattan: LeChevalier: I think I would never stop laughing if after all this hullabaloo that baby comes out black

There seems to be some confusion. The Andrew Young who claims paternity is not that Andrew Young. Not the former congressman, mayor and UN Ambassador. Different, paler Andrew Young.

Also, the baby already came out.

Manfred J. Hattan: There seems to be some confusion. The Andrew Young who claims paternity is not that Andrew Young. Not the former congressman, mayor and UN Ambassador. Different, paler Andrew Young.

No, no I was just sayin' that it would be a hoot if everyone made such a big deal about all of this politician/mistress nonsense and a little, black baby popped out; fathered by some car lot attendant. Then I couldn't wait to see her tubby sisters tell ET what a scumbag Edwards is and she was just consoling herself after Edwards broke her heart.

Goofball_Jones: TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it in the bag?!

Um...sure. McCain's got it in the bag...in some parallel universe where Edwards is the presumptive Democratic nominee instead of Obama.

Yep. In that universe McCain's got it in the bag! In this one, meh...not quite yet.

/agrees
//wants McCain to win
///But isn't suffering delusions about certainty

FuelCycle: ObscureNameHere: I have no idea what WHY Kuta posted that pic.

I'm just glad he/she did.

I concur

Sorry, had to fix myself.

/wow, that doesn't sound good...

/really!
//moon river

keypusher: FTA:

And the Ocala Star Banner reported this week that Hunter's father was a Florida lawyer implicated in a scam to kill horses for insurance money. The first horse reportedly killed belonged to Hunter, who was then a teen-ager known as Lisa Jo Druck.

WTF?

More like WTDruck, but yeah - I'm with you there.

/this story gets stranger & stranger

I work and I sleep and I dance and I'm dead: This is Fred Baron. One of the dirtiest lawyers ever, and that's sayin' somthin'.

He and his firm are the lyinist mass and toxic tort lawyers on the planet.

Back when I was wondering whether to support Edwards or Obama, when I found out that Baron was involved with Edwards, that made the decision for me. He's as dirty as they come.


Baron & Budd firm earned $800 million on asbestos litigation alone.

That is a lot of money.

Kuta has won the thread.

TheFatManCometh: And some people wanted Edwards to be the Democratic nominee!

Can you say McCain's got it pee in the bag diaper?!

Yes we can.

LeChevalier: No, no I was just sayin' that it would be a hoot if everyone made such a big deal about all of this politician/mistress nonsense and a little, black baby popped out; fathered by some car lot attendant.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, that would be pretty funny. But then again, so would seeing a unicorn get its horn stuck up bigfoot's butt.

Manfred J. Hattan: LeChevalier: No, no I was just sayin' that it would be a hoot if everyone made such a big deal about all of this politician/mistress nonsense and a little, black baby popped out; fathered by some car lot attendant.

Ah, gotcha. Yeah, that would be pretty funny. But then again, so would seeing a unicorn get its horn stuck up bigfoot's butt.

And that, little Johnny, is where butterflies come from.