Obama Bodysurfing Pictures And Guess What? WHO CARES!!!!

I'll tell ya who cares. White people. I don't see any white people in those pics. And if there were any white people, they were heavily tanned. And that means they don't have jobs and are at the beach all day. So, support Obama, support blacks, pacific islanders and lazy white people.

Or you can simply support McCain, and be sure that melanin never enters the White House.

Three Crooked Squirrels: and be sure that melanin never enters the White House.

Just melanoma.

Awesome.

Obama would go.

Whaddaya think? Sandy Beach?

The ashes shot looks like the shoreline around Koko Head/Hanauma bay/Cockroach Gulch.

Hey, it's wet over here, too!

BKITU: "And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm." -- Mark 4:39

I take it this is the "before" pic, then?

/turn on smarmy, pedo-esque voice and green background

Obama is out playing at the beach while you pay higher gas prices and is letting Russia invade our fellow Georgia-icans.

That's not change you can believe in.

/please dear god someone post the pixelated close-up picture to compliment this post.

Neurochemist: That's not change you can believe in.

Heh, heh, hehmmmmmumble.

Better than pictures of McCain from his last lemon party.

BKITU: "And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm." -- Mark 4:39

Do you have a picture of you at the place you buried your mom?

Because I would like to mock it in a public arena.

KTHXBYE.

Skleenar: Do you have a picture of you at the place you buried your mom?

Because I would like to mock it in a public arena.



Run wild, brother!

BKITU: Run wild, brother!

Damn that's funny ... so this is what a hand-basket looks like from the inside.

BKITU: Skleenar: Do you have a picture of you at the place you buried your mom?

Because I would like to mock it in a public arena.



Run wild, brother!

Oh man thanks for the laugh, just a few minutes before getting off work and I'm chuckling uncontrollably.

Good lord the Obamabots are out in force. who gives a flying fark if he did or not? Why give body surfing respectability by defending yourself against it and then choose something as stupid as that to use as evidence of the "smack down".

To be honest, I don't know if it was a mistake or a good thing that he bodysurfed; again by bodysurfing he gave his detractors credibility and elevated it beyond the beach and bathroom trash that it should be. But seriously some of you people are just gagging on Obama Scrotum. I mean I wonder how many people would be rushing into a thread to proclaim how awesome Obama is or his campaign is, if he say, clipped a fingernail.

I'm happy you guys are somewhat jazzed about a candidate, but don't let the fellatio get to you too much, in the end, he's a Chicago Politician and you're most likely going to be disapointed.

log_jammin: To be honest, I don't know if it was a mistake or a good thing that he bodysurfed; again by bodysurfing he gave his detractors credibility and elevated it beyond the beach and bathroom trash that it should be.

The people on Barack's side aren't the ones making issues of windsurfing or bodysurfing and if someone is too much of a "Celebrity".

It's the cynics on the right who are doing that. And they look stupid for it.

It's common knowledge that when someone of Obama's stature bodysurfs he gives it credence and elevates it. That's what he did; I simply expressed that I wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a mistake. In my opinion Kerry was defeated because he was an idiot, not because he windsurfed. Hell there was way too much footage of his anti-Vietnam stuff floating around out there, then you had the stupid "Reporting for Duty" crap on top of the fact that he felt he needed to stress his service sooo much to compete with Bush. He was just stupid and he windsurfed.

log_jammin: It's common knowledge that when someone of Obama's stature bodysurfs he gives it credence and elevates it.

Wait, what?


Are we anti-bodysurfing? Is this something that's frowned on?

I spent the first half of my life living beside various oceans, and I gotta say, I'm drawing a blank here.

log_jammin: It's common knowledge that when someone of Obama's stature bodysurfs he gives it credence and elevates it. That's what he did; I simply expressed that I wasn't sure if it was a good thing or a mistake. In my opinion Kerry was defeated because he was an idiot, not because he windsurfed. Hell there was way too much footage of his anti-Vietnam stuff floating around out there, then you had the stupid "Reporting for Duty" crap on top of the fact that he felt he needed to stress his service sooo much to compete with Bush. He was just stupid and he windsurfed.

This. And at least Obama doesn't look like a total douche will participating in his chosen aquatic activity.

This is Fark so I'm not surprised by this but felt like pointing it out. Where aside from where I attack all the Obama Fanboi's do I attack Obama on aquatic sports? Is pointing out that he's a Chicago Politician a vitriolic attack in your book? I hope not, that's a pretty silly thing to consider an attack. I was also fairly balanced in my suposition that the bodysurfing itself was garbage and some could say Obama made a mistake by giving it credibility by doing it.

But let me guess, because I'm not right there with the rest of the Obamabots licking up Obamasemen, I'm a Troll, or a 23%er right?

Yeah, definitely Sandy Beach. I lost an expensive diving mask as a kid in those waves. I'll never forget my dad yelling at me there for that. Nice beach though...the waves will crush you.

About time we got a waterman in the White House.... would be nice if he kicked Pelosi in the nuts over this drilling fiasco.

What a biatch, caving like that. Unforgivable.

Tough call, some will see this as him on vacation while Rome burns (Russia/Georgia). Others will realize he can't do anything about it unless/until elected.

How it will play out: surfing/ cutting switch grass

The Fellatio I'm talking about was in reference to those Obamabots out there; I don't consider you one of those. I realize that he's popular (I wouldn't use the term 'wildly' atm though) and that there are level headed people who support him and can actually debate issues (Such as yourself, because you and I have gone around a time or two), but the people near the top of this thread were just going over the top with praise for his bodysurfing.

Now you do bring up some good points, but I'm just wondering if it wouldn't have been better for someone like Moveon or KOS or one of his other surrogates to take this one on and leave him and the bodysurfing out of it. Yea I've been hearing some Righty's laud the bodysurfing (Okay maybe just Hannity) but I doubt it'd get as much traction as the windsurfing did, even if Obama was mum. Now add in a Kos Attack on the lies and viola you've got your opposition out there in the public forum where all the lefties will easily glom on to it and as soon as a righty spouts some shiat about aquatic sports, the lefty can come back with "OH KNOW YOU DIN'T" and shwo them the error of thier ways. I'm just not sure how wise of a move it was, but that's left to be determined; the bodysurfing is certianly in the national spotlight now.

log_jammin: The Fellatio I'm talking about was in reference to those Obamabots out there; I don't consider you one of those. I realize that he's popular (I wouldn't use the term 'wildly' atm though) and that there are level headed people who support him and can actually debate issues (Such as yourself, because you and I have gone around a time or two), but the people near the top of this thread were just going over the top with praise for his bodysurfing.

Now you do bring up some good points, but I'm just wondering if it wouldn't have been better for someone like Moveon or KOS or one of his other surrogates to take this one on and leave him and the bodysurfing out of it. Yea I've been hearing some Righty's laud the bodysurfing (Okay maybe just Hannity) but I doubt it'd get as much traction as the windsurfing did, even if Obama was mum. Now add in a Kos Attack on the lies and viola you've got your opposition out there in the public forum where all the lefties will easily glom on to it and as soon as a righty spouts some shiat about aquatic sports, the lefty can come back with "OH KNOW YOU DIN'T" and shwo them the error of thier ways. I'm just not sure how wise of a move it was, but that's left to be determined; the bodysurfing is certianly in the national spotlight now.

You people are just idiotic, McSame will give us four more years of Chimpy McBush. I hope you all rot and die, you'll get what you deserve, stupid 23%ers.

/Okay, you did a much better job, but then again I didn't spend any time re-reading your posts for accuracy.
//I am honored though :)

CanisNoir: //I am honored though :)

It would have been better if it was the day time or in the evening

log_jammin: The Fellatio I'm talking about was in reference to those Obamabots out there; I don't consider you one of those. I realize that he's popular (I wouldn't use the term 'wildly' atm though) and that there are level headed people who support him and can actually debate issues (Such as yourself, because you and I have gone around a time or two), but the people near the top of this thread were just going over the top with praise for his bodysurfing.

Now you do bring up some good points, but I'm just wondering if it wouldn't have been better for someone like Moveon or KOS or one of his other surrogates to take this one on and leave him and the bodysurfing out of it. Yea I've been hearing some Righty's laud the bodysurfing (Okay maybe just Hannity) but I doubt it'd get as much traction as the windsurfing did, even if Obama was mum. Now add in a Kos Attack on the lies and viola you've got your opposition out there in the public forum where all the lefties will easily glom on to it and as soon as a righty spouts some shiat about aquatic sports, the lefty can come back with "OH KNOW YOU DIN'T" and shwo them the error of thier ways. I'm just not sure how wise of a move it was, but that's left to be determined; the bodysurfing is certianly in the national spotlight now.

And the Right have no nutjobs
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He is so hot.

log_jammin: CanisNoir: //I am honored though :)

It would have been better if it was the day time or in the evening

True, though I probably still would have recognised it tonight when I got in to work. Funny, it's kind of like getting my first Green Light - I need to celebrate now, time to Recreate! :)-~

/Bonus to watching Fox (or having to) - How many other people now know that Earnest Bornine looks so young for his age because he "masturbates a lot" ? They report, you decide!

Only an out-of-touch elitist can afford the expensive equipment required for bodysurfing. Oh, wait. . .

What these pictures tell me is that, in the end, he's a Chicago Politician and you're most likely going to be disapointed.

When do we get pictures of McCain waterboarding?

log_jammin:

Amazing work...bravo

dillenger69: BKITU: Run wild, brother!

Damn that's funny ... so this is what a hand-basket looks like from the inside.

Where are we going again?

log_jammin: I was also fairly balanced in my suposition that the bodysurfing itself was garbage and some could say Obama made a mistake by giving it credibility by doing it.

What the hell is going on in here?

/I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!

blackminded: What the hell is going on in here?

/I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!

Don't make this a black thing!


/I was channeling the Fark "Independents"

attackingpencil: Amazing work...bravo

Thanks! I tried

log_jammin: blackminded: What the hell is going on in here?

/I feel like I'm taking CRAZY pills!

Don't make this a black thing!


/I was channeling the Fark "Independents"

Too soon man, you ruined it. Also, I'm thier poster boy now? WTF? I'm certianly more right than independant; hell I'm almost Randian...

/Dated a Randi once....mmm...Randian....

CanisNoir: Too soon man, you ruined it.

I'm leaving for the day anyway.

bookelly: Yeah, definitely Sandy Beach. I lost an expensive diving mask as a kid in those waves. I'll never forget my dad yelling at me there for that. Nice beach though...the waves will crush you.

Don't forget the riptides. I almost drowned at Sandy Beach in 1996.
/clueless 6th grader with family
//one of the most dangerous beaches in Hawaii
///slashies

I'm surprised that the Hawaiians didn't rough him up for bodysurfing on their turf?

anwserman: Don't forget the riptides. I almost drowned at Sandy Beach in 1996.

I almost drowned in Lake Erie in about, oh, 1985 or so, caught in the undertow of a zig-zig shaped breakwall. My dad saved me, and even he said that for a minute he didn't think either of us were going to make it. And of course the breakwall never helped stopped erosion, all it did was try to kill little kids. Whoohoo, vacation!

I'm not scared of drowning, though. If that's how I have to go I'm perfectly fine with that, and I've long wondered if that lack of fear is because I've already faced it.

Here's McCain's sport:

CanisNoir: Too soon man, you ruined it. Also, I'm thier poster boy now? WTF? I'm certianly more right than independant; hell I'm almost Randian...

/Dated a Randi once....mmm...Randian....

Here, have a card:

fap fap fap

log_jammin: Obamabots




???

Bicycle safety tip: When do we get pictures of McCain waterboarding?

wish I had photoshop at work

HighOnCraic: Only an out-of-touch elitist can afford the expensive equipment required for bodysurfing. Oh, wait. . .

He must have elitist gym equipment to get those washboard abs. Real men are too busy working at the car repair shop and drinking beer to be concerned with exercising. Typical effete big-city liberal. I bet he drinks lattes, too.