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(Contact Music) Obvious Jessica Simpson tells Elle magazine, "I will never do pop again." At least Joe still has Ashley   (contactmusic.com) divider line 46
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Not Available [TotalFark] 2008-08-14 05:02:56 PM  
That is an outstanding headline.

+1.

A++++ Would read again

 
puckhead 2008-08-14 05:06:07 PM  
ooooh. zing.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-08-14 05:19:49 PM  
Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny

 
mysticcat [TotalFark] 2008-08-14 05:31:54 PM  
Gee Whiz, that's all the harhar I gots ppl. Modmins are not syncing w/me today.

/home now to cook some fish

 
codeboy 2008-08-15 06:44:53 PM  
p-userpic.livejournal.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 06:45:40 PM  
Headline of the year?

 
Dr.Zom 2008-08-15 06:47:34 PM  
"My sister Ashlee has got all the rhythm in the family."

God help us all.

 
srhp29 2008-08-15 06:52:55 PM  
This headline was well played. Very well played.

 
Snatch Bandergrip 2008-08-15 06:53:36 PM  
Nice.

 
fiddybone 2008-08-15 06:54:04 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

Nomination seconded. Great one Subby!

 
FuriousGeorge945 2008-08-15 06:54:12 PM  
I no does buster no more.

 
Aldo the Wonder Dog 2008-08-15 06:57:50 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I read that as "will never do poop again".

Oddly, that also works in the context of the headline.

 
BonesJackson 2008-08-15 06:58:00 PM  
Someone tell Jessica that pop country is still pop.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 06:58:30 PM  
Ashlee is rockin' out at Zellers now. Totally, like, hardcore ghetto and shiat.

 
Rex Rexroth 2008-08-15 07:04:21 PM  
ewwwwww

Well played Subby

 
raptusregaliter 2008-08-15 07:04:38 PM  
Bravo, subby!

Is this proof that Jessica is truly that dumb not to realize the double entendre?

Love it. Her publicist and her daddy are probably writhing over this statement.

 
Ninjazx 2008-08-15 07:04:46 PM  
fiddybone: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

Nomination seconded. Great one Subby!


thirded

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 07:10:54 PM  
+1 subby, which is weird, 10 minutes ago I saw this headline redlit in the most voted section, did a +1 and there it is!

This voting thing works!

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-08-15 07:14:55 PM  
great headline
works on different levels
i like that.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 07:46:15 PM  
FuriousGeorge945

I no does buster no more.

Joe can't share his Pop Secret with Jess anymore?

 
bostonowns 2008-08-15 07:49:40 PM  
pop: code for ATM

 
wrightb71 2008-08-15 07:57:53 PM  
So Romo's the only one hitting that now.

 
wrenchboy 2008-08-15 08:07:44 PM  
dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny


its called "pop" not soda. Jeebus

 
Vertdang 2008-08-15 08:08:15 PM  
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -

 
wrenchboy 2008-08-15 08:08:43 PM  
Dr.Zom: "My sister Ashlee has got all the rhythm in the family."

God help us all.



yet she still got preggers?

/fail

 
wrightb71 2008-08-15 08:17:22 PM  
wrenchboy: dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny

its called "pop" not soda. Jeebus


She's from Texas, she calls it "coke"

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 08:20:51 PM  
I read the headline and (before I got the pop joke) I thought maybe she had some taste. But then I opened the link and...country? I was wrong.

 
somemoron 2008-08-15 08:47:34 PM  
I did a double take on the headline. Holy hell that was a good one. NICE work subby. You got me laughing after a craptastic day at work. Thank you.

 
Wareq 2008-08-15 08:51:21 PM  
(reads headline)
(stares for a second)
(bursts into laughter)
I love delayed-drop punchlines.

 
Badafuco 2008-08-15 09:19:36 PM  
Perfect execution Subby

 
Mandapants 2008-08-15 09:30:07 PM  
dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop.

I always just called him "Dad."

 
limboslam 2008-08-15 09:51:17 PM  
Just get naked already!

 
newaddict [TotalFark] 2008-08-15 09:58:11 PM  
gonna save this one for the yearly thread.
amazing execution subby

fark has changed-this kinda headline would have had a ton more responses

 
SwingingHappySack 2008-08-15 10:21:32 PM  
Great job, Subby!

/bows

 
floorpie 2008-08-16 12:02:48 AM  
"The mere fact that you call it 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready."

/nice jorb, subby

 
Neesie 2008-08-16 12:32:22 AM  
Great headline, Subby!!!!

 
Bob Down 2008-08-16 12:35:56 AM  
I still don't ge.. oh wait! +1

 
darwinoid 2008-08-16 12:52:43 AM  
Mad props, subby, mad props!

 
shaft6969 [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 12:56:23 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

/so far, to the best of my recollection, this is a top 3 choice at worst.

//Bravo, subby. I'm sitting outside, it's midnight, laughing out loud all by myself. The neighbors, I don't think they appreciate it.

 
RedShoes60 2008-08-16 02:14:16 AM  
Here for the specific purpose of congratulating subby. Nicely done.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 07:35:53 AM  
Would she make with the fun bags already? Or do I have to make friends with Joe and get some of his surveillance footage?

 
dmax 2008-08-16 10:24:17 AM  
+1 for subby as well.

 
Heffaloo [TotalFark] 2008-08-16 03:18:48 PM  
Very funny headline. I can't believe that it took me 5 reads to catch the joke.

/feeling stupid
//that's what Joe wants to be doing

 
HodieTeck 2008-08-16 07:33:25 PM  
That took me a day and a half. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.

+1 if I could, subby. That was epic.

 
low.dose 2008-08-17 02:16:01 AM  
Heffaloo: Very funny headline. I can't believe that it took me 5 reads to catch the joke.

Five reads, I am on day two and i just got it

/too much beer

 
Aughsum 2008-08-18 01:58:46 PM  
i dont usually comment but...

bravo.

 
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