That is an outstanding headline.

+1.

A++++ Would read again

ooooh. zing.

Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny

Gee Whiz, that's all the harhar I gots ppl. Modmins are not syncing w/me today.

/home now to cook some fish

Headline of the year?

"My sister Ashlee has got all the rhythm in the family."

God help us all.

This headline was well played. Very well played.

Nice.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

Nomination seconded. Great one Subby!

I no does buster no more.

Maybe it's just me, but I read that as "will never do poop again".

Oddly, that also works in the context of the headline.

Someone tell Jessica that pop country is still pop.

Ashlee is rockin' out at Zellers now. Totally, like, hardcore ghetto and shiat.

ewwwwww

Well played Subby

Bravo, subby!

Is this proof that Jessica is truly that dumb not to realize the double entendre?

Love it. Her publicist and her daddy are probably writhing over this statement.

fiddybone: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

Nomination seconded. Great one Subby!

thirded

+1 subby, which is weird, 10 minutes ago I saw this headline redlit in the most voted section, did a +1 and there it is!

This voting thing works!

great headline
works on different levels
i like that.

FuriousGeorge945

I no does buster no more.

Joe can't share his Pop Secret with Jess anymore?

pop: code for ATM

So Romo's the only one hitting that now.

dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny

its called "pop" not soda. Jeebus

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -

Dr.Zom: "My sister Ashlee has got all the rhythm in the family."

God help us all.


yet she still got preggers?

/fail

wrenchboy: dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop. Jeebus.

/tho the headline is pretty funny

its called "pop" not soda. Jeebus

She's from Texas, she calls it "coke"

I read the headline and (before I got the pop joke) I thought maybe she had some taste. But then I opened the link and...country? I was wrong.

I did a double take on the headline. Holy hell that was a good one. NICE work subby. You got me laughing after a craptastic day at work. Thank you.

(reads headline)
(stares for a second)
(bursts into laughter)
I love delayed-drop punchlines.

Perfect execution Subby

dj_bigbird: Will someone tell that stupid ho it's called "soda" NOT pop.

I always just called him "Dad."

Just get naked already!

gonna save this one for the yearly thread.
amazing execution subby

fark has changed-this kinda headline would have had a ton more responses

Great job, Subby!

/bows

"The mere fact that you call it 'pop-pop' tells me you're not ready."

/nice jorb, subby

Great headline, Subby!!!!

I still don't ge.. oh wait! +1

Mad props, subby, mad props!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Headline of the year?

/so far, to the best of my recollection, this is a top 3 choice at worst.

//Bravo, subby. I'm sitting outside, it's midnight, laughing out loud all by myself. The neighbors, I don't think they appreciate it.

Here for the specific purpose of congratulating subby. Nicely done.

Would she make with the fun bags already? Or do I have to make friends with Joe and get some of his surveillance footage?

+1 for subby as well.

Very funny headline. I can't believe that it took me 5 reads to catch the joke.

/feeling stupid
//that's what Joe wants to be doing

That took me a day and a half. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.

+1 if I could, subby. That was epic.

Heffaloo: Very funny headline. I can't believe that it took me 5 reads to catch the joke.

Five reads, I am on day two and i just got it

/too much beer

i dont usually comment but...

bravo.