I always imagine him doing interviews completely in his beaver/chipmunk voice.

After sitting through his 45-minute standup act at a club in Cleveland last year, it's easy to understand why spending more time around Coulier inspired such rage.

I'm surprised Kimmy Gibler hasn't become the world's most vicious serial killer.

Oh, come on, submitter, cut it out.

Mr. Coffee Nerves:

I'm surprised Kimmy Gibler hasn't become the world's most vicious serial killer.

Wow!! Talk about pulling an obscure but apt reference out of your butt. Congratulations my friend, well done.

I can't believe Dave Coulier was the recipient of Alanis' bj in the theater.

/There are just too many things wrong with this concept

kronicfeld: Oh, come on, submitter, cut it out.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

A beej in a theater? Sounds like this chick was needy from day one.

FTFA: He says, "(When I first heard the song) I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry,'And then I said, 'Oh man, I think it's Alanis.' I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, 'I think I have really hurt this person.'"

Ya think?

/at least she made a shiatload of money

She's not the hottest looking broad, but she sure looks like she could get wild.

BritneysSpeculum: Mr. Coffee Nerves:

I'm surprised Kimmy Gibler hasn't become the world's most vicious serial killer.

Wow!! Talk about pulling an obscure but apt reference out of your butt. Congratulations my friend, well done.


He failed to mention Gia, though. Twice as obscure and 100 times hotter.

Isn't that ?

A ha! So the reason she kept it secret was not discretion, but the sheer embarrassment of fellating Uncle Joey.

So it turns out all Canadians really do know each other.

NikolaiFarkoff: I always imagine him doing interviews completely in his beaver/chipmunk voice.

Like this?

You realize that we're talking about God giving a BJ to a hack actor?

strangeguitar: You realize that we're talking about God giving a BJ to a hack actor?

*boop*

strangeguitar: You realize that we're talking about God giving a BJ to a hack actor?

I would hit it of course, but a god she ain't.

NightOwl2255: strangeguitar: You realize that we're talking about God giving a BJ to a hack actor?

I would hit it of course, but a god she ain't.

So far thats one person missing a "Dogma" reference.

Hey, that sounds like Alanis!

It is funny to imagine hearing this ubiquitous men suck song, then realizing it is all about YOU. On the other hand, when I learned that song was about Uncle Joey, it pretty much ruined the damn song.

FreeLoveFreeway: So far thats one person missing a "Dogma" reference.

And only one, since you felt it necessary to explain the reference.

I had always thought it was about former hockey tough guy Sandy McCarthy....

Thank God we finally confirmed that one.

Any news on ALF?

Are Dylan and Brenda back together?

Canadian girls would practically rape you in the early 90's if you had a feathered hockey mullet.

Looks like she spent that day with Dave Coulier eating the REST of him:

towatchoverme: Looks like she spent that day with Dave Coulier eating the REST of him:

yikes Chelsea Clinton really let herself go.

Big Beef Burrito: Thank God we finally confirmed that one.

Any news on ALF?

Are Dylan and Brenda back together?

I always thought it was Dylan and Brandon...

And to think he told her he would hold her until he died.

/That hurt

Mr. Coffee Nerves: After sitting through his 45-minute standup act at a club in Cleveland last year, it's easy to understand why spending more time around Coulier inspired such rage.

I'm surprised Kimmy Gibler hasn't become the world's most vicious serial killer.

We used to call her Cummy Gibler. Or Cummy Guzz...nevermind.

towatchoverme: Looks like she spent that day with Dave Coulier eating the REST of him:

I think she found her knife.

jetzzfan: Like this?

I bet that was his reaction to the theater Beej.

otherginger: Hey, that sounds like Alanis!

It is funny to imagine hearing this ubiquitous men suck song, then realizing it is all about YOU. On the other hand, when I learned that song was about Uncle Joey, it pretty much ruined the damn song.

Jesse and the Rippers also made a song about him.

GodIsDead: Isn't that ?

Dontcha think?

I'd like to take a moment to congratulate Dave Coulier on his tireless fight to against cultural irrelevance. I salute your endeavor, sir, though I hope you realize you will probably need to continue bravely fighting onward.

I think I heard about this when they reported it on "Wake Up San Francisco".

ah dranks teh brew.

teh brew, ah drinks it.

/more relevant than this article

I can think of few things as facepalmworthy as the thought of Dave Coulier banging Alanis Morissette.

Curse you, subby!

I'd drag my balls through a mile of glass to have one night with Alanis Morissette

That was so sweet, two ex-Nickelodeon stars getting together. Shame it didn't last.

/Here is hoping to Sponge-bob and Patrick can still find happiness

Loverboy586: I'd drag my balls through a mile of glass to have one night with Alanis Morissette

She strikes me as the sort of girl who'd go for that. You should write to her...send her pics...stand outside her house waiting for her...

I bet she has a bush like a '70's afro.

otherginger: Hey, that sounds like Alanis!

It is funny to imagine hearing this ubiquitous men suck song, then realizing it is all about YOU. On the other hand, when I learned that song was about Uncle Joey, it pretty much ruined the damn song.

Yup. Ditto on that. It was a fun, crazy vicious I hate you song and now all I will be able to think of is that doofus with the damn chipmunk(?) puppet.

Is it wrong that it really irritates me when people call him "uncle" Joey? They never called him that on the show. It was just Joey. Uncle Jesse and Joey.

Upon reflection, yes, it is wrong.

12 years since that song came out?!? Really?

I have to show you this...


so that I can show you this...

You can't do that on television!

MizzouGuy: 12 years since that song came out?!? Really?

My once favorite radio station, 99.7 The Blitz here in Columbus, OH went downhill on the day they first played that song. They once played a crapload of heavy metal, hard rock, and classic rock, but that day marked the end of my innocence.

The DJ said something along the lines of "We're going to play something a little different and we hope you like it, call us and let us know what you think."

Then dipshiat asshole kiddies started calling in and saying they liked it and wanted to hear more of it so in the coming months and years they ditched the old stuff and played the crap out of her, Green Day, Toadies, Silverchair, and all that other "alternative" bullshiat from back then.

Hey, assholes, you little farkers already had that shiat on the top forty stations, leave my shiat alone.

:(

/weeps softly in the corner

WoodyHayes: oadies

Possum Kingdom is an awesome song no matter what station it is on. But I have also lost a rock station close to my heart so I know how you feel.

WoodyHayes: MizzouGuy: 12 years since that song came out?!? Really?

My once favorite radio station, 99.7 The Blitz here in Columbus, OH went downhill on the day they first played that song. They once played a crapload of heavy metal, hard rock, and classic rock, but that day marked the end of my innocence.

The DJ said something along the lines of "We're going to play something a little different and we hope you like it, call us and let us know what you think."

Then dipshiat asshole kiddies started calling in and saying they liked it and wanted to hear more of it so in the coming months and years they ditched the old stuff and played the crap out of her, Green Day, Toadies, Silverchair, and all that other "alternative" bullshiat from back then.

Hey, assholes, you little farkers already had that shiat on the top forty stations, leave my shiat alone.

:(

/weeps softly in the corner

I'm sure you can still find Jethro Tull and/or ZZ Topp on some other station. You'll get over it.

tatum: Loverboy586: I'd drag my balls through a mile of glass to have one night with Alanis Morissette

She strikes me as the sort of girl who'd go for that. You should write to her...send her pics...stand outside her house waiting for her...


I went to your house
Walked up the stairs
Opened your door without ringing a bell.
I walked down the hall
Into your room
Where I could smell you.
And I
Shouldn't be here
Without permission.
I shouldn't be here.

/ Would you forgive me love?
// If I danced in your shower?