So cleavage is bad?

New? Did we go back to 1999 overnight and nobody told me yet?

this is the only one i need

#8 looks like a double entendre they didn't even know about.

#14 -- Those ARE some big hits.

Great song! (pops)

The guy on the right looks like he got a little surprise from behind.

Uh, do what now?

/sounds like dancing barefoot in Jello

I'm glad the Lil' Wayne one made it. Not only is it stupid, it exemplifies all that is wrong w/ Hip Hop.

I never knew NAMBLA put out an album.

How many of the rest of you read that as My Hillbilly Baby & Big Tits?

You know what's really scary about is? At one time, this was someone's favorite album. The one they played over and over and over because they really identified with the songs.

I'm glad they finally came up with some new ones. If I saw one more link full of the same 20 records some clueless noob usually puts up ("Joyce," "Ken - By Request Only," "Country Church," etc.) , I was going to have to curl into a ball and weep softly.

"See you in your nightmares!"

You should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn't a glove, I can tell you that.

Iwouldhitit: I got a good laugh out of that one!

What about Spinal Tap's Black album? I mean look at it. The question is how much more black can it get? And the answer is none. None more black.

/the sad thing is that Metallica did the same thing without irony

Mugato: "See you in your nightmares!"

Here's another creepy clown... he's even making the "stabby" motion

Bad Manners is AWESOME!!!! (new window)
Do not diss Buster Bloodvessel just because he's pug-ugly!

/lip up, Fatty!! (new window)

The "Satan is Real" one is awesome. I've always wanted to appear on an album cover with Satan.

"I Love My Life" is my favorite, hands down.

Is it bad that I actually had at least one of those albums when I was growing up?

/Orleans

the first one, #1, with the space guns and the chick, is awesome.

So they hired someone to scour record stores and the internet for ridiculous covers? shiat, I want that job!

No James Last either. For shame!

I gotta hear this album.

onecanshort: So they hired someone to scour record stores and the internet for ridiculous covers? shiat, I want that job!

I'm fairly certain you would have done a better job.

i personally liked the first one, with the upskirt shot up that futuristic miniskirt.

/Devastatin' Dave, the turntable slave FTW!

//Zip Zap Rap. That's my new mantra.

///#48 Anna Russell in Darkest Africa - the new "you gonna get raped" pic?

9000 hours in MS Paint?

PacManDreaming: You know what's really scary about is? At one time, this was someone's favorite album. The one they played over and over and over because they really identified with the songs.

You know, I love this album. I love his first two even more. But yeah, the cover sucks. It's like he set out to make it as silly and gay as possible and far exceeded his own expectations.

beerrun: How many of the rest of you read that as My Hillbilly Baby & Big Tits?

I think that was the point.

onecanshort: So they hired someone to scour record stores and the internet for ridiculous covers? shiat, I want that job!

I think they just raided BizarreRecords' (new window) website again.

strothgar: MMMMMmmmm FRESH 'Gina

I need to get a copy of that one.

Ant: onecanshort: So they hired someone to scour record stores and the internet for ridiculous covers? shiat, I want that job!

I think they just raided BizarreRecords' (new window) website again.

BizarreRecords gets ripped off more than anyone I've ever seen on the internet. It's not cool. I've dug through old records before. It's not easy work. There's this thick ass layer of dirt that builds up on your fingers after just one pass through a crate. It's worse than chalk, it stinks, and it just doesn't brush off. Even when you wash your hands, they still feel dry and nasty. Then of course, all that dust can really mess with your allergies.

Glitchwerks Try wearing gloves next time. Seriously.

/works for me

How about a link of good album art?

http://ventvox.com/?p=327

Tired of bad album art.

PacManDreaming: You know what's really scary about is? At one time, this was someone's favorite album. The one they played over and over and over because they really identified with the songs.

That "one time" was last year, apparently:
"The Magic Position" Wikipedia Page (new window)

Damn, these are hilarious. I don't know what the heck the first one had to do with Gustav Holst's "The Planets". More like "The Underpants Cadets Save Uranus".

What's so bad about this one? Sometimes less is more.

SwingingJohnson: I gotta hear this album.

It's available on Rapidshare(new window)

By the way, a large-size version of that album cover is available Here:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v9isFKJuIIQ/SJGMTLXwrDI/AAAAAAAAAOo/qjrHqYRATzw/s1600 / cover.jpg

mekkab: Bad Manners is AWESOME!!!! (new window)
Do not diss Buster Bloodvessel just because he's pug-ugly!

/lip up, Fatty!! (new window)

Man, I haven't heard anyone mention them in ages. I have a hell of a time trying to find their stuff now.

Hagbardr: No Shatner?

Why the hell is he holding a tripod? I mean, is it because he wants to show he carries his own equipment?

Sorry... rapidshare link was farked.

Check here (new window) if you click on "RECORDED AT THE JOHANNESBURG MUSIC FESTIVAL" you should be able to hear it.

Went searching for a better image of Fresh Gina. She is wearing chocolate pudding or cake batter.

/Oh honey, do we still have that cake mix? Yes, why?
//You'll find out.
///Be in my kitchen.

Insert standard statement about the dude in beard on the Orleans album cover is now my US Representative.

Also Clifton Chenier gets a pass on any bad album covers because you know the music will be awesome.