Probably would, too.


Craig Ferguson is the MAN!

I thought I heard somewhere he was gay.

/NTTAWWT

LonMead: Craig Ferguson is the MAN!

Aye laddie!

ODDwhun: I thought I heard somewhere he was gay.

/NTTAWWT

He's Scottish, he can't be gay.


/Alan Cumming is not gay; it's an act

ODDwhun: I thought I heard somewhere he was gay.

Not gay, British. Easy to make that mistake.

I hope he got her. That's one nice catch there - hot, funny, seemingly personable and from an incredibly rich family. At least she could get him good tickets to the Giants games.

Doesn't hurt at all that he's Scottish, and charming, and quick-witted. Guy like that will get much further than the average schlub who points at his date's beer with a half-eaten chicken wing and asks: "You gonna finish that?"

I mean, SRSLY. I think Craig would probably sail over the bar no matter how high it was set (especially after AA) but for the rest of us, the bar is so terrifically low these days, any guy who doesn't end the date covered in nachogrease and farting the anthem stands a pretty good chance of having his ghosts busted ... If you catch my drift.

Kate Mara - hottie descendant of the family that founded the NY Giants.

Has a great seat, and great seats. Can't go wrong there.

He's come a long way since he was a bad stand up at the Edinburgh Festival going by the name "Bing Hitler"

You can get anything you want if you have the right accent.

\Ricardo Montalban told me so

I'm Scottish, so I'm getting a kick out of Craig's show.

Kate is adorable, 10 body on a 7 face though.

tchau: Kate is adorable, 10 body on a 7 face though.

Season tickets on the 50 bring her up to 11.

What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?

On a good day: lipstick



/loves craig

Guy's a pro.

tchau: Kate is adorable, 10 body on a 7 face though.

Well, it's not like you're farking her in her... hey! That's not a bad idea!

/I'll return your call after returning from my bunk.

tchau: Kate is adorable, 10 body on a 7 face though.

She just turned Amy Adams and Isla Fisher into a trifecta. I can't tell them apart and I don't want to.

Craig is my hero. I dream that a) I could be that charming, and b) my goofy American accent would be as attractive in the UK as British accents are here. If that were the case I'd move.

If you haven't picked up Ferguson's book, Between the Bridge and the River, do it immediately. I stumbled upon it at the library. It's brilliant.

Craig's the only guy in late night that I watch. He cracks me up consistently and constantly.

Uncorrect: You can get anything you want if you have the right accent.

I speak fluent Dutch, but i'm American-born.

Dutch people almost never hear that kind of accent. Especially since it's tainted with my mom's regional Dutch.

The chicks in Holland dig it, even if they can't quite place it.

Craig is the man. For those of you farkers who enjoy reading things other than fark (both of you)...I HIGHLY recommend his book (Between the Bridge and the River). Incredibly well written and hysterical. Esp. for fans of Vonnegut, Robbins, Christopher Moore.

If you like Ferguson, might I HIGHLY recommend renting this movie:



It's a weed movie. And it's hilarious.

This thread needs more

Whoa... she's the great-granddaughter of the founders of not one, but two of the NFL's iconic franchises, the Giants and the Steelers. That's hot.

Let me just throw my support in on the "Craig Ferguson is freaking awesome and hilarious" notion.

The guy was hillarious on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. He didn't win Carl Castle's voice for the listener but he was REALLY funny.

ColSanders: b) my goofy American accent would be as attractive in the UK as British accents are here.

I ended up in an academic exchange program in *Birmingham*, UK, of all places (actually it was Smethwick). I lived with a family and would hang out with the young nieces in their downtown area. Once we went to a McDonald's and the countergirl nearly had a heart attack because I ordered for the three of us in an American accent. She actually called over all he people she worked with so that they could hear it, too.

/superstar!

Damn, he's smooth.

Larry Mahnken: ODDwhun: I thought I heard somewhere he was gay.

Not gay, British. Easy to make that mistake.

That's a game we used to play: Gay or English?, Lesbian or Midwesterner?

Ugh that was just forced and awkward and will someone PLEASE just put her hair up?

She's cute. Sexy? Eh. She works at it. Seems painful.

LonMead: Probably would, too.

Probably? PROBABLY?

Ferguson is the best late night host on the air right now. Nobody is as consistently entertaining as he is.

Damn, I want to read this article but the website's blocked at work.


/if only iPhone 3G service actually worked

I still have trouble accepting that the guy in the middle is the same guy 20 years later.

Glasgowsfinest: He's come a long way since he was a bad stand up at the Edinburgh Festival going by the name "Bing Hitler"

He was funny back then as BH:

Tebbit as a wasp, the Mafia etc..

/apply Inverbeg 221

TV's Craig Ferguson? As opposed to my linen closet's Craig Ferguson?

Him being in Red Dwarf made him cool, this makes him a god. The guy is too funny to be wasted on such a late night spot.

Oh and, Mmm Kate Mara

I *LOVE* her!!!!

/"Jack and Bobby", ftw~!

I gained a ton of respect for him when he went off on that tangent leading from Spears to his personal battles with alcoholism. Hell of a guy... good for him.

i say, isn't he a poofter?

//NTTAWWT
//HAGIS!!

spanky_pete: Him being in Red Dwarf made him cool, this makes him a god. The guy is too funny to be wasted on such a late night spot.

Oh and, Mmm Kate Mara

Wait until Letterman decides to hang it up. Ferguson's his choice as a replacement. (Since Letterman owns the shows, he gets the choice.)

Damn people, do I have to do everything?

Am I the only one that thinks that this thread needs more pictures of Craig Ferguson as well? He's pretty cute.

Ah yes ... I would let him, too.



Ahhh those eyes ...

I'm glad I'm not a total freak for thinking he's yummy.



/Link is as hot as he is.

Damn good stuff, Craig. Nice FR

Check out the one he does of Holly Hunter. The guy's good.

Who? (reads thread) Ah, I remember the Red Dwarf epsisode.

/Websense blocks the site at work, category 'sex'.

I caught an episode with Kristen Bell and, by the end of the interview, it definitely looked like she wanted a piece.