She can come and clean my house then.

Then she can fark off. :-)

I was having a really good time cleaning the bathroom one time when I realized...I needed to open the window because I was getting high off the fumes.

/lemonysuperhappytime

I really don't understand why everybody thinks she's hideous now. Sure, she's a trainwreck, and she isn't as hot as she used to be. But she's still hittable (note: hittable != OMG HOT).

lacydog: Sure, she's a trainwreck, and she isn't as hot as she used to be. But she's still hittable (note: hittable != OMG HOT).

Yes and no. If I met her on a night out on the town, and I didn't already know that she's apparently as crazy as a batshiat rat (like she is) then I would have no problems in hitting it. I would probably regret it the next morning though when I find her in the bathroom, the contents of my fridge scattered around her as she rocks gently to herself :-).

Knowing what I have read and seen about her though I wouldn't touch that with yours :-p

She needs a lot of cleaning even if it's NOT therapy for her.

Oh, I get it! Cuz she's crazy!

Man, that's such a funny joke. And it totally never gets old.

Nope.

She can clean my cock.
With her mouth.

What?
Too blatant?

She's gonna be huge with the Mommed out, Target shopping, fanny pack wearing, back tattoo regretting, neutral tone loving, American idol watching, Mike Myers movie quoting, mouthbreathing women that have nothing to offer.

I find it interesting that in other countries...the popstars do awesome things, like Shakira...live in beautiful palaces, lead exciting lives....our pop stars cut themselves, lez out with ugly chicks, and Windex everything.

"....what's for me do".

/start there.

ElRonHubbardsBalls: She's gonna be huge with the Mommed out, Target shopping, fanny pack wearing, back tattoo regretting, neutral tone loving, American idol watching, Mike Myers movie quoting, mouthbreathing women that have nothing to offer.

I find it interesting that in other countries...the popstars do awesome things, like Shakira...live in beautiful palaces, lead exciting lives....our pop stars cut themselves, lez out with ugly chicks, and Windex everything.

I find it interesting that your first paragraph is intolerant, presumptive, reductive, and oversimplified, whereas your second paragraph shows that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

But thanks for spreading just a little more hate to everyone! I bet you're super-proud of yourself!

Do you think she's bipolar? I mean, really. Some days, she's a mess and some days she's compulsively cleaning everything and angry with her maid for doing her job.

februarymakeup: ElRonHubbardsBalls: She's gonna be huge with the Mommed out, Target shopping, fanny pack wearing, back tattoo regretting, neutral tone loving, American idol watching, Mike Myers movie quoting, mouthbreathing women that have nothing to offer.

I find it interesting that in other countries...the popstars do awesome things, like Shakira...live in beautiful palaces, lead exciting lives....our pop stars cut themselves, lez out with ugly chicks, and Windex everything.

I find it interesting that your first paragraph is intolerant, presumptive, reductive, and oversimplified, whereas your second paragraph shows that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

But thanks for spreading just a little more hate to everyone! I bet you're super-proud of yourself!

Hit a little close to home? What is it? A butterfly tattoo on your lower back? Go on...just let it out.

ElRonHubbardsBalls: She's gonna be huge with the Mommed out, Target shopping, fanny pack wearing, back tattoo regretting, neutral tone loving, American idol watching, Mike Myers movie quoting, mouthbreathing women that have nothing to offer.

I find it interesting that in other countries...the popstars do awesome things, like Shakira...live in beautiful palaces, lead exciting lives....our pop stars cut themselves, lez out with ugly chicks, and Windex everything.

I thought Amy Winehouse was British.

ElRonHubbardsBalls: She's gonna be huge with the Mommed out, Target shopping, fanny pack wearing, back tattoo regretting, neutral tone loving, American idol watching, Mike Myers movie quoting, mouthbreathing women that have nothing to offer.

I find it interesting that in other countries...the popstars do awesome things, like Shakira...live in beautiful palaces, lead exciting lives....our pop stars cut themselves, lez out with ugly chicks, and Windex everything.

Geez. What happened? Did you lose your Rush cassette again?

Then again, maybe she just isn't meeting the standard for overseas pop stars...like Pete Doherty. Or Liam Gallagher. Or Severina Vukovic. Or Gillian Chung....

Get over yourself already.

/On a side note, I have something Ms. Spears can polish
//since she's already down there apparently

Brooke Hogan, The Lohans, Britney Spears, compared to people like Shakira and those hot Russian lezzies.

Oh and Anna Nicole in clown make up. I don't know. I consider the Bristish like the US...but Winehouse has talent. Our pop stars are basically required to have no talent.