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(Now Magazine) Interesting Joss Stone to sing Barack Obama's presidential campaign theme. Reports that she's been planted by John McCain to sabotage his rival's campaign yet to be confirmed   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 59
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robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 05:11:21 AM  
Isn't will.i.am's "Yes We Can" mix the campaign theme song?

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 05:28:04 AM  

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 06:56:24 AM  
A "not-American" singer? I think that's a bad move, and will cost him at least one day's news cycle, with the McCain mouthpieces hammering him for this. He has enough of an image problem in the patriotism department. This can be spun to be an illustration of how Obama doesn't love America.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-12 07:22:21 AM  
Earguy: A "not-American" singer? I think that's a bad move, and will cost him at least one day's news cycle, with the McCain mouthpieces hammering him for this. He has enough of an image problem in the patriotism department. This can be spun to be an illustration of how Obama doesn't love America.

'Today, President Bush was seen live eating a baby right in front of a crow-

-Wait a moment. A bit of breaking news. It seems that MR. Barrack Hussein Obama has chosen a non-American singer to sing his presidential campaign acceptance speech song. How will this affect his chances at the presidency?

'Well, Mr. Osama has shown that he does not like America and her beloved freedom. This decision is very telling about his love for this great country. The mere fact that he doesn't want music to come out of the freedom filled mouths of the greatest country in the world is both shocking and saddening. Since he outsourced this job to a non-American, it proves that he favors non-freedom fighters over real patriots. Today, it was an honest man's, a freedom-loving man's, job that was taken to have this NON-American sing Perhaps the American public should start looking at their own jobs more closely if this nig...Nigeria-favoring liberal ever gets in the White House.

'Thank you. In other news, Mr. Obama said 'achoo' today while ignoring the campaign trail in his so-called home state of Hawaii. Is Mr. Barrack Hussein Obama an anti-Semite?'

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 07:39:52 AM  
This thread is worthless without pictures of Joss Stone.

\WANT

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 07:51:59 AM  
NeverDrunk23: Earguy: A "not-American" singer? I think that's a bad move, and will cost him at least one day's news cycle, with the McCain mouthpieces hammering him for this. He has enough of an image problem in the patriotism department. This can be spun to be an illustration of how Obama doesn't love America.

'Today, President Bush was seen live eating a baby right in front of a crow-

-Wait a moment. A bit of breaking news. It seems that MR. Barrack Hussein Obama has chosen a non-American singer to sing his presidential campaign acceptance speech song. How will this affect his chances at the presidency?


I reserve the right to post an "I told you so" headline in a few days.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-08-12 08:08:33 AM  
Earguy: NeverDrunk23: Earguy: A "not-American" singer? I think that's a bad move, and will cost him at least one day's news cycle, with the McCain mouthpieces hammering him for this. He has enough of an image problem in the patriotism department. This can be spun to be an illustration of how Obama doesn't love America.

'Today, President Bush was seen live eating a baby right in front of a crow-

-Wait a moment. A bit of breaking news. It seems that MR. Barrack Hussein Obama has chosen a non-American singer to sing his presidential campaign acceptance speech song. How will this affect his chances at the presidency?

I reserve the right to post an "I told you so" headline in a few days.


I fully expect it by tomorrow. This election, at least from one side, stopped being about the issues months ago.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2008-08-12 08:42:16 AM  
OH so no 'merican singers good enough for europhile Barack?

 
Skleenar 2008-08-12 08:48:10 AM  
PacManDreaming: Of course, this guy does a great rendition of McCain's theme song. (^)

Needs more onion.

I say that's only worth about 5 bees.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:48:47 AM  
Earguy: A "not-American" singer? I think that's a bad move, and will cost him at least one day's news cycle, with the McCain mouthpieces hammering him for this. He has enough of an image problem in the patriotism department. This can be spun to be an illustration of how Obama doesn't love America.

no it will only show how xenophobic the McCain people are.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:49:46 AM  
seminole87: Michelle better keep some distance between Barack and that little tart ...

what makes you say that? other than just slinging an insinuation into the conversation?

 
Hiro Nakamura [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:53:50 AM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: OH so no 'merican singers good enough for europhile Barack?

You obviously haven't seen his first, rejected acceptance song (new window)

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:54:03 AM  
Spanky_McFarksalot: OH so no 'merican singers good enough for europhile Barack?

What? you think Americans are inherently better than everyone else?
Prejudice is an awful thing. Most people don't think in those terms.
You people so fall for talking points it's pathetic. You ever wonder why you're referred to as dittoheads or the echo chamber?
Think for yourself,turn the damn radio and tv off and stay away from the kool aid.

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:54:42 AM  
NeverDrunk23: I fully expect it by tomorrow. This election, at least from one side, stopped being about the issues months ago.

When has any election in recent memory EVER been about the issues??

 
Skleenar 2008-08-12 08:55:21 AM  
OK, I just hit a few Joss Stone videos on Youtube.

Why does she use that blonde white chick to lipsynch all of her videos?

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:56:49 AM  
seminole87: Because Joss is known for being a whore, which has been mentioned in every single Fark thread concerning Joss Stone, something of which you are apparently ignorant.

I don't go labeling women whores when their lifestyle doesn't meet with my puritan values. Unless she's been busted for prostitution it would seem that you're just labeling her that because she's had relations with more than your approved limit.
Let's stone her in the village square why don't we?

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 08:59:38 AM  
seminole87: Hobodeluxe is in a mood to pick fights this morning.

it's caffeine + sugar x idiots. the formula for combative engagement

 
Skleenar 2008-08-12 08:59:47 AM  
seminole87: Hobodeluxe is in a mood to pick fights this morning.

I think that's his wife typing.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:01:29 AM  
seminole87: I don't know about stoning her but we should definitely fark her in the ass and then get all bukkake on her.

maybe we should keep her away from you then?

 
Skleenar 2008-08-12 09:10:59 AM  
seminole87: If she wants to maintain her anal virginity you should definitely keep her away from me.

Epidydimitis, causes

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:15:13 AM  
images.askmen.com

www.funzooz.com

 
DrJesusPhD [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:17:20 AM  
Burn the land
Boil the sea,
You can't take the sky from me


Wait, wrong Joss?

 
burndtdan 2008-08-12 09:28:14 AM  
NeverDrunk23: freedom filled mouths

i got a little taste of freedom i'd like to put in joss stone's mouth.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:36:53 AM  
I thought Joss Stone was a guy till I clicked the link

/get off it....my lawn that is

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:37:00 AM  
www.narutomania.com

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 09:37:11 AM  
DrJesusPhD: Burn the land
Boil the sea,
You can't take the sky from me

Wait, wrong Joss?


Shiny!

 
jim32rr [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 10:00:10 AM  
Let the whore sing...would like to hear her version of Jive Talkin.

 
Already Disturbed 2008-08-12 10:27:35 AM  
giant face

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 10:30:19 AM  
jim32rr: Let the whore sing...would like to hear her version of Jive Talkin.

She did this really kick-ass version of a White Stripes song. Changed it to "Fell In Love With A Boy". Wish she had kept the original "with a girl" lyrics.

Yum.

 
burndtdan 2008-08-12 10:33:19 AM  
Already Disturbed: giant face

big target

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-08-12 10:35:40 AM  
McCain wanted Kate Smith to sing his theme song and was disappointed when told she had been dead over twenty years. "Well, let's go with that new kid, Judy Garland. I hear she's a rootie-tootie!" McCain replied.

 
jim32rr [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 10:41:10 AM  
Jackpot777: jim32rr: Let the whore sing...would like to hear her version of Jive Talkin.

She did this really kick-ass version of a White Stripes song. Changed it to "Fell In Love With A Boy". Wish she had kept the original "with a girl" lyrics.

Yum.


For the intellectually disadvantaged, my emphasis was on the Obamajama's campaign theme song " Jive Talkin " and not the aforementioned whore.

 
neehurtz [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 10:45:06 AM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-08-12 10:35:40 AM
McCain wanted Kate Smith to sing his theme song and was disappointed when told she had been dead over twenty years. "Well, let's go with that new kid, Judy Garland. I hear she's a rootie-tootie!" McCain replied.


He could always just wind up is phonograph cylinder that He got from that "Whiz Kid" Thomas Edison

 
jpat 2008-08-12 11:02:53 AM  
Black guy who sounds like a white guy gets white girl who sounds like a black girl to sing song for him. Details at 11.

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-08-12 11:20:13 AM  
jim32rr: For the intellectually disadvantaged, my emphasis was on the Obamajama's campaign theme song " Jive Talkin "

For the intellectually disadvantaged, if no one acknowledges your joke, it might be because you're not funny, not because they didn't get it.

/got it.
//not funny.
///get it?

 
jim32rr [TotalFark] 2008-08-12 11:26:31 AM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: jim32rr: For the intellectually disadvantaged, my emphasis was on the Obamajama's campaign theme song " Jive Talkin "

For the intellectually disadvantaged, if no one acknowledges your joke, it might be because you're not funny, not because they didn't get it.

/got it.
//not funny.
///get it?


I shall try again Amigo. Comments help me self improve.

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 11:28:30 AM  
jim32rr: Jackpot777: jim32rr: Let the whore sing...would like to hear her version of Jive Talkin.

She did this really kick-ass version of a White Stripes song. Changed it to "Fell In Love With A Boy". Wish she had kept the original "with a girl" lyrics.

Yum.

For the intellectually disadvantaged, my emphasis was on the Obamajama's campaign theme song " Jive Talkin " and not the aforementioned whore.


You should really get more sex.

It's great.

 
JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt 2008-08-12 11:28:38 AM  
Great. So here's a guy who's been getting critized for being snobby & elitist, who goes out and taps who is very likely the single most pretentious pop star on the planet to sing his campaign theme song?

img.qj.net

 
Jackpot777 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 11:32:54 AM  
neehurtz: Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-08-12 10:35:40 AM
McCain wanted Kate Smith to sing his theme song and was disappointed when told she had been dead over twenty years. "Well, let's go with that new kid, Judy Garland. I hear she's a rootie-tootie!" McCain replied.


He could always just wind up is phonograph cylinder that He got from that "Whiz Kid" Thomas Edison


What I wouldn't give for a pic of Herbert from Family Guy, serenading Chris with his wind-up phonograph.

www.brothatsmint.com

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-08-12 11:38:33 AM  
jim32rr: I shall try again Amigo.

De nada.

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-08-12 11:41:19 AM  
I would wreck that chick

 
Crunch61 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-12 11:49:20 AM  
And Joss, 21, is said to be chuffed that Barack has selected her

I'm surprised that after all the reading I've done in my life, that this is the first time I can recall ever seeing the word "chuffed".

 
Funk Brothers 2008-08-12 12:09:45 PM  
Obama goes where?

 
Tyee 2008-08-12 12:17:46 PM  
Its because there are no talented American singers anymore.

 
mdbuff12 2008-08-12 12:42:00 PM  
Crunch61: And Joss, 21, is said to be chuffed that Barack has selected her

I'm surprised that after all the reading I've done in my life, that this is the first time I can recall ever seeing the word "chuffed".


The only time I heard it was when Colin Farrell introduced Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova at the Oscars when they performed "Falling Slowly" for best original song. He was pretty chuffed that they were nominated.

/the more you know

 
4th Yorkshireman of the Apocalypse 2008-08-12 12:45:32 PM  
Opiate of the Lasses: I would wreck that chick

Well, you're her "type", so if you stood in line long enough, you'd probably get your chance.

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2008-08-12 01:28:08 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Crude 2008-08-12 01:57:20 PM  
A better version:

Link (new window)

 
craigdamage 2008-08-12 02:07:38 PM  
I agree with JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt

She has that horribly pretentious phony soul voice I despise.

Way over emoting and fake as hell.

Case and point:

Dusty -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJM5K51peVw

effortless,perfect and under stated

Joss -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBH8o8XXnVM

over emoting,trying way TOO hard...lame and phony

She is sexy as hell no doubt.

 
Alphax 2008-08-12 02:21:35 PM  
I've heard her name before, I may have to check iTunes to see what her voice sounds like. Pics are certainly acceptable!

 
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